What was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding?

Nothing too crazy, but I was in attendance at one as a date when someone informed me that the groom to be had been busted trollin for booty on Craigslist 3 months before the ceremony

And yes, there was a cash bar.

Marriage lasted less than a year.

Went to a wedding at a Baptist Church once where there was both dancing and alcohol.

My first thought was nobody was actually Baptist but the food was a huge potluck, and very good.

Saw a bride pass out at the altar and hit the floor

When my SIL got married, she and the groom entered the reception venue twerking to "Get Low." Then she jumped up into his arms and started very graphically bouncing and grinding on him. This was easily a six-figure wedding.

Fight broke out in Hammond wedding that I attended while at LSU. My buddy knocked up this whore, and nobody wanted the marriage.
Fist fight occurred between the groomsmen, two of her brothers between three of the groomsmen.

Also, employee at my hvac company who was on call today said he couldn’t take calls before noon today, due to 9:30am wedding, which is a super early and weird time for a wedding.

A clearly drunk priest who fell.

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Also, employee at my hvac company who was on call today said he couldn’t take calls before noon today, due to 9:30am wedding, which is a super early and weird time for a wedding.

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This reminds me of a guy I who was an assistant pro at the country club I used to work at.

He comes in for his first day of in-person training, and he tells the head pro he needs to leave by 4 pm. Head pro asks why, and he says he's getting married at 6 pm. Head pro (super nice guy) say, "Man, you should have told me, we could have put this off." Assistant pro says, "No, we couldn't, or I wouldn't be getting married today."

That assistant pro left for another club after a few months. I ran into him at a bar several years later, and he was going through a divorce, back living with his parents, and seeing his kid maybe one day a week.

Barn wedding on a hot July day. The bride and groom had a 2yo and had to leave in the middle of the reception to take their kid to the hospital for heat exhaustion.

There were two candles that started fires during the best man speech at my wedding.

My wife and I had to drive the bride and groom home after wedding last spring. Bride went too hard and was passed out on the floor at a club during the afternoon party. My wife was 8 months pregnant at the time. The bride also tried to go night-night in some bushes outside their hotel while the groom was trying to source a wheel chair for her in the lobby.

My mom attended a wedding with her grandmother a long time ago. Grandmother was hard of hearing and spoke loud. It had just gotten quiet and her grandmother said something to the effect of "the bride is a heifer and the groom ain't no catch either." Mom was thoroughly embarrassed and grandma just thought nobody heard her comment.

Brothers wedding, one of his weird friends picked up the carving meat from the station by the Fred Flintstone bone and danced with it in the conga line. Old State capital staff were not impressed, meat and juice flopping everywhere.