re: What was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding?

Catholic wedding reception at Big Mamou, Louisiana in 1970. Children were mystified about how to open fold/lock top sandwich bags

Easy. Blanco, Texas. Groom’s family got in a fight with a guy who was inappropriate with the grooms niece. Groom ended up with the guys prosthetic arm during the fracas and hit him with it. Groom and several others ended up sitting on a curb in handcuffs while the state troopers figured it out.

I didn't witness, but everyone else did. I invited a chick that I picked up at a nightclub the week prior to my friend wedding. We were dancing at the reception and she was a wearing a nice sun dress. I grabbed her hips while we were dancing an by accident a lifted her dress up....no panties. The guys were smiling ear to ear,
Great night

I used to work weddings when I was in high school in college. We got this old wino loaded and he ended up running full speed into an oak tree and knocked himself clean out. Had to call an ambulance and all that. Good times.

Outside wedding of my nephew. Midway through the service my uncle lights up a cig.

My buddy’s bachelor party was the night before the wedding. We went to a strip joint. Unbeknownst to most of us, his cousin grabbed a stripper’s arse and my buddy was right by him when it happened (on the way to the restroom). They sent a bunch of strippers to sit on our laps while the bouncers took the groom and his cousin out back to beat their arse 4 vs. 2. Their eyes were black, blue and cut up. The bride, her mom and groom’s mom shite themselves the next day at the wedding. They tried to cover the damage with makeup but the pictures were rough. Marriage lasted 9 years. They had dated all through high school.

quote:

---

I used to work weddings when I was in high school in college.

---

Same here. The place had kind of a low ceiling with cross beams. One of the brides threw the bouquet over her shoulder right into one the cross beams. The bouquet exploded. It looked like someone shot the flowers with a shotgun. She cried. A lot. We laughed. A lot. I miss that job.

Doing lines with the groom and groomsmen right before ceremony then banging a chick I just met that night.

I bartend a few a weddings a year. One of them was a dry wedding but they had a pretty good band. I was only serving soft drinks and water. The only person in the whole place drinking was me behind the bar.

Bartender another wedding where a lady got drunk, jumped on the bar and sat spread eagle with no panties on taking a break.

Another one where it mid-evil themed, Brides and bridemade wore brown dresses and the groomsman had on kilts.

Have a good friend of mine of Dulac that got married. Some dudes showed up with Bandido Vest on, some baws from Dulac told them if they wanted to stay inside they had to take their vest off. They didnt leave and them 3 banditos got wore the frick out by the Dulac dudes.

Worked with black dude who invited a few of his coworkers to his wedding. We get there and we the only 6 white people in there. Groomsman makes a b-line to us and says, thanks for coming, if yall want to eat yall better get a plate before these ni**** eat it all.


Went to a wedding in Vacherie. They had a rather large AA lady standing next to the drummettes, she would take one off the bar and put her bones in an empty plate. She had a pile of bones stacked up when she decided she had enough.