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TheEnglishman
Favorite team: | New Orleans Saints ![]() |
Location: | On the road to Wellville |
Biography: | |
Interests: | Homebrew, carpentry, cooking, BBQ, weird movies |
Occupation: | psychic to the stars |
Number of Posts: | 3236 |
Registered on: | 3/25/2010 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Would you give up central AC if it meant the south gets depopulated?
Posted by TheEnglishman on 4/29/25 at 5:00 pm
Highly depends on the way its depopulated.
re: Conspiracy theories that never come to fruition.
Posted by TheEnglishman on 4/29/25 at 11:52 am
Something about Richard Gere and a hamster in his arse.
The rumor's spread was aided by an anonymous prankster who, not long after the film Pretty Woman led to a tremendous increase in Gere's popularity, flooded fax machines in Hollywood with a phony "press release" purportedly issued by the Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, claiming that Gere had "abused" a gerbil. But, as a reporter from the National Enquirer found when he attempted to track down the gerbil story, there were no facts to be had.
Fun fact - The rumor also created the term "gerbilectomy"
The rumor's spread was aided by an anonymous prankster who, not long after the film Pretty Woman led to a tremendous increase in Gere's popularity, flooded fax machines in Hollywood with a phony "press release" purportedly issued by the Association for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, claiming that Gere had "abused" a gerbil. But, as a reporter from the National Enquirer found when he attempted to track down the gerbil story, there were no facts to be had.
Fun fact - The rumor also created the term "gerbilectomy"
re: Meet the new Severus Snape actor
Posted by TheEnglishman on 4/15/25 at 4:10 pm
Thats not even close to what he looked like in the books.
re: If you were to poll Americans on how many have heard of Louisiana cities, what would it be
Posted by TheEnglishman on 4/13/25 at 1:17 pm
I'd be surprised if houma, alex., ruston, or monroe ever made anyone's list.
re: Barstool is apologizing to Ole Miss student Mary Kate Cornett
Posted by TheEnglishman on 4/11/25 at 10:37 am
quote:
Looks like the original thread got nuked.
Thats what I was looking for as well.
I had said from the beginning that something was off with the whole story. It was too extreme.
re: How did the boot store on Florida Blvd in front of Cortana survive this long?
Posted by TheEnglishman on 4/8/25 at 4:45 pm
.... they sold boots?
re: Baton Rouge made ZillowGoneWild
Posted by TheEnglishman on 4/8/25 at 8:49 am
Damn thats ugly....
I looks like they had 20 different old lady interior designers. None of them had the same style.
I looks like they had 20 different old lady interior designers. None of them had the same style.
re: X - White woman strips down at DFW terminal and has mental breakdown - very much NSFW
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/27/25 at 2:15 pm
She is a lawyer too
Samantha Palma Linkedin
Do we know if thats her? Same name in Dallas and could be?
I'll take down if not her.... but it kinda looks like it could
Samantha Palma Linkedin
Do we know if thats her? Same name in Dallas and could be?
I'll take down if not her.... but it kinda looks like it could
re: Saints Org is All Class. Any Season Ticket Folks see the Fee if you wanted printed tix?
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/24/25 at 5:18 pm
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This epitomizes the happy the be in the NFL Saints fan. No expectations for performance
This isnt exactly the way I feel about the Saints. I expect them to get better and develop each year. Last year was a shite show, because DA wasnt the right guy... But whos to say there was a right guy.
Last year we had a good plan, but no way to deal with injuries. Once Mcoy went out in the third game everything fell apart. We didnt have a plan or any creativity to pivot how we play. It was terrible.
Now we are revamping the entire team. Its the effing NFL. Its hard to win and be successful. I am not going to shite on them now when we don't know anything about how they will perform. What we do know is that they are making moves and spending.
Want the Saints to be an actual shite team... don't support them.
re: Saints Org is All Class. Any Season Ticket Folks see the Fee if you wanted printed tix?
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/21/25 at 11:21 am
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to “work with” the church.
You are hanging your hat on "urged to work with"
Okay.
Gayle is a catholic and there are a great many that are good people. She was helping a friend and her faith. It was stupid of her, but she did it. She didnt do anything illegal and didnt request anyone lie or hid anything for the church.
Again... it was stupid, but it is very different from your inflammatory statement
re: Saints Org is All Class. Any Season Ticket Folks see the Fee if you wanted printed tix?
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/21/25 at 10:49 am
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Lady Gayle can hire another Public Relations Specialist to draft letters on behalf of Greg Bensel to strong arm local media if they decide to comment on local abuse by the Catholic Church!
Why are you on a Saints fan page spewing BS like this?
If you were actually a Saints fan you'd wouldn't be shitting through your mouth with half truths that defame the Saints.
Do you like the attention you get? Any idiot can tear something down... it takes skill to build.
re: Saints Org is All Class. Any Season Ticket Folks see the Fee if you wanted printed tix?
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/21/25 at 10:41 am
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You don’t see anything wrong with charging people a ridiculous fee to print tickets ? All because they gave you a one dollar cost cup and flag from China?
I think its a hassle to print tickets. You have to have people getting the tickets printed and then mailing all of them. Sure, its probably not 200 dollars. Maybe they are charging that much because they dont want to do it.
I dont connect the gifts to the added cost for printed tickets. They are 2 different things. The gifts arent required. If you want something different, then you have to decide if you want to pay the 200 dollars or not.
Find something else to complain about. This is a non issue.
re: Saints Org is All Class. Any Season Ticket Folks see the Fee if you wanted printed tix?
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/21/25 at 10:11 am
I would be confused if anyone wanted a printed ticket in lieu of the e-tickets with the SG app. Its so easy to use, sell, transfer.
I've been a STH for 13 years and will never give up my seats. Since they stopped printed tickets, they started sending out better gifts to STH'rs.
Last year we got a nice cup. year before we got big flags. There have been other things. They dont have to send anything. I think its nice.
I really dont get the hate on her for the saints. There are so many teams that would give their left nut to have the past 20 years as Saints fans. Yes we arent very good. But they are trying each year to put forth a good team.
I've been a STH for 13 years and will never give up my seats. Since they stopped printed tickets, they started sending out better gifts to STH'rs.
Last year we got a nice cup. year before we got big flags. There have been other things. They dont have to send anything. I think its nice.
I really dont get the hate on her for the saints. There are so many teams that would give their left nut to have the past 20 years as Saints fans. Yes we arent very good. But they are trying each year to put forth a good team.
re: Butterfinger used to be one of the best candy bars
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/18/25 at 11:26 am
I have had one recently... I dont taste a difference.
TBF when I do get chocolate candy its either a 100 grand, zero bar, or peanut MM's
TBF when I do get chocolate candy its either a 100 grand, zero bar, or peanut MM's
re: Married Illinois special ed. teacher charged with molesting student, 15
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/17/25 at 3:35 pm
It says she was a special ed teacher, not she boinked a special ed kid.
She could have been tutoring any kid.
Either way, damn. how much of an attention whore do you need to be do this. Cucking her husband with another grown man would be more respectful to him.
Its got to be that she watches so much stepmom, milf, teacher p@rn that this is a kink for her.
She could have been tutoring any kid.
Either way, damn. how much of an attention whore do you need to be do this. Cucking her husband with another grown man would be more respectful to him.
Its got to be that she watches so much stepmom, milf, teacher p@rn that this is a kink for her.
re: Everyone always talks about how good the 90's were. What was bad about the 90's?
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/14/25 at 9:40 am
AIDS needles everywhere... in the candy.... on the street... Mickey D's ball pits....
re: Carr is staying with the Saints after the quarterback restructures his contract
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/10/25 at 9:23 am
Quick question.
I get the hate for Carr. He is a mid tier QB that is a low tier QB when he doesn't have support of a good running game and OL.
BUT.
what BETTER QB's are out there that are less than 30mill per year?
Seems like he is a crappy choice, but cheaper than the other crappy choices.
Are we keeping him bc better qb's just cost more and we are taking our "medicine" due to kicking the can down the road for so many years?
I get the hate for Carr. He is a mid tier QB that is a low tier QB when he doesn't have support of a good running game and OL.
BUT.
what BETTER QB's are out there that are less than 30mill per year?
Seems like he is a crappy choice, but cheaper than the other crappy choices.
Are we keeping him bc better qb's just cost more and we are taking our "medicine" due to kicking the can down the road for so many years?
re: Things you got suspended for in elementary or middle school
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/7/25 at 2:48 pm
Sent home 1st day of 1st grade about few hours into the day.
it was the mid 80's and paddling children in public school was encouraged. The good ole days.
They handed out a release form stating that if it deemed necessary by the principle, I could be paddled for misconduct. While I wasn't paying attention much and I could not read that well besides, I did take notice of the paddling part. Not today, teacher lady.
The solution in my 1st grade mind was simple. Lose the paper. So I crafted one of the best paper airplanes i've every folded.
When the unsuspecting teacher turned her back I stood and let it fly towards the windows (no ac so they were all open). I am not sure if it was a gust of wind or a slight bend in the plane, but the release form craft took a hard left and nestled itself firmly in the teacher lady's perm. She froze and removed the airplane from her head.
I stayed quiet with my head down, completely freaking out. Unfortunately for me I had written my name at the top of the page per instructions. I was called out and sent to the principles office immediately. My mother was called and I was sent home.
I had to wait 6 hrs in my room till my dad got home and spanked the shite out of me. While it hurt, the waiting was worse.
it was the mid 80's and paddling children in public school was encouraged. The good ole days.
They handed out a release form stating that if it deemed necessary by the principle, I could be paddled for misconduct. While I wasn't paying attention much and I could not read that well besides, I did take notice of the paddling part. Not today, teacher lady.
The solution in my 1st grade mind was simple. Lose the paper. So I crafted one of the best paper airplanes i've every folded.
When the unsuspecting teacher turned her back I stood and let it fly towards the windows (no ac so they were all open). I am not sure if it was a gust of wind or a slight bend in the plane, but the release form craft took a hard left and nestled itself firmly in the teacher lady's perm. She froze and removed the airplane from her head.
I stayed quiet with my head down, completely freaking out. Unfortunately for me I had written my name at the top of the page per instructions. I was called out and sent to the principles office immediately. My mother was called and I was sent home.
I had to wait 6 hrs in my room till my dad got home and spanked the shite out of me. While it hurt, the waiting was worse.
re: Dusting boiled crawfish with seasoning before eating -- this is a sin, right?
Posted by TheEnglishman on 3/3/25 at 4:03 pm
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It's retarded, right?
Yes. its the worst way to eat them as well. I've been to a boil where some guy claimed his were the best. I dont know what I expected, but when he brought them to the tables that MFR had covered all the crawfish with lemon pepper. I was floored.
I TRIED THEM. mainly bc I am not going to be that guy who hates on shite without knowing. But they were terrible. No flavor in the meat. that lemon pepper was everywhere and coating my hands.
I gave up after a lb or so and went to check out the pot..... there was no seasoning in the pot. NONE.
Most people didnt eat them and if they tried didnt eat much. He probably had 50lbs leftover.
re: Off the Hook
Posted by TheEnglishman on 2/21/25 at 2:41 pm
I've heard this place was very good. Need to give it a shot. The corporate location is not far from the house.
Thanks for the reminder. Hitting it tomorrow. :nana:
Thanks for the reminder. Hitting it tomorrow. :nana:
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