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re: What was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding?
Posted on 5/16/26 at 9:07 pm to Chastains
Posted on 5/16/26 at 9:07 pm to Chastains
1. Bridesmaid fainted on the alter. This was a repeat performance she did the same thing at another wedding, a confirmed attention whore, she was never a bridesmaid again.
2. A kind of chunky bridesmaid in a tight, tight dress, it split when she bent down to adjust the brides train. At least it was before the thong era, her granny panties were blue.
3. Groom went to say "I do", it came out in a falsetto high pitched squeal. The congregation laughed cruelly.
4. At a Coonass wedding in Marrero, the groomsmen wore tuxes and white shrimper boots.
5. Last, but my obvious favorite, a thin 20 something bridesmaid had trouble keeping her strapless dress over her wonderbra, while dancing at the reception. Her date eventially put his coat over her.
2. A kind of chunky bridesmaid in a tight, tight dress, it split when she bent down to adjust the brides train. At least it was before the thong era, her granny panties were blue.
3. Groom went to say "I do", it came out in a falsetto high pitched squeal. The congregation laughed cruelly.
4. At a Coonass wedding in Marrero, the groomsmen wore tuxes and white shrimper boots.
5. Last, but my obvious favorite, a thin 20 something bridesmaid had trouble keeping her strapless dress over her wonderbra, while dancing at the reception. Her date eventially put his coat over her.
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Posted on 5/16/26 at 9:38 pm to andouille
Cousin’s wedding. Kegs were tapped preceremony at the community center. My dad proceeded to knock over his beer when everyone stood for the bride. Shortly after she made it down the aisle, we were then made aware of the fart machine that was hidden behind the wedding party
Posted on 5/16/26 at 9:40 pm to dinner roll
quote:
miss that job.
Funnest job I ever had
Posted on 5/16/26 at 9:48 pm to Chastains
I saw Mike Tyson singing
Posted on 5/16/26 at 9:54 pm to Chastains
Bride and groom leaving reception, throwing rice etc, someone hit the bride in the eye with a cherry tomato. 
Posted on 5/16/26 at 9:55 pm to Chastains
Groom and FIL getting into a fist fight.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:03 pm to Geaux-2-L-O-Miss
quote:That’s awesome.
Outside wedding of my nephew. Midway through the service my uncle lights up a cig.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:22 pm to Chastains
I was the best man in a buddy’s wedding, and during the reception, his uncle suffered a heart attack and died on the dance floor. Horrible situation.
At another friend’s wedding, the preacher asked, ‘If anyone has any reason these two shouldn’t be married…’ and the bride’s cousin actually stood up and said, ‘I’ve got plenty to say.’”… it wasn’t good.
At another friend’s wedding, the preacher asked, ‘If anyone has any reason these two shouldn’t be married…’ and the bride’s cousin actually stood up and said, ‘I’ve got plenty to say.’”… it wasn’t good.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:25 pm to Chastains
Close friend of mine is extreme introvert, very quiet and soft spoken. It was rehearsal dinner at his daughter’s wedding. The groom’s dad stood up and made a long heart warming speech. My buddy, nervous, stands up and freezes, like 15 seconds, says “I love y’all” and sits down 
Great dad, fantastic person, just not a public speaker. His daughter knew and went cool with it.
Great dad, fantastic person, just not a public speaker. His daughter knew and went cool with it.Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:27 pm to Chastains
The bride going into the bathroom and stayed in there for a long time, right after the ceremony because a lot of people didn't show up to the wedding. The photographer, was flipping out because he had a job to do and the bride was tied up in the bathroom and then had to redo her makeup because she was crying, etc.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:28 pm to Chastains
Blue heeler peeing on a square bale. Wedding was held in a rodeo arena.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:30 pm to Chastains
My Mississippi brother in law being hung over before the wedding. He drank a lot of Jim Beam the night before. 
My sister couldn’t say shite cause her bridesmaids got her hammered to.
My sisters bridesmaid went through a couple of his groomsmen that weekend. Typical Kentucky wedding.
My sister couldn’t say shite cause her bridesmaids got her hammered to. My sisters bridesmaid went through a couple of his groomsmen that weekend. Typical Kentucky wedding.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:37 pm to Chastains
Helped with the chair dance at a Jewish wedding... Hava Naglia'd my arse off, then went strait into a second line
Coolest shite ever
Coolest shite ever
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:50 pm to CHEDBALLZ
quote:
mid-evil themed
Close.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 10:55 pm to Novastar
quote:
At another friend’s wedding, the preacher asked, ‘If anyone has any reason these two shouldn’t be married…’ and the bride’s cousin actually stood up and said, ‘I’ve got plenty to say.’”… it wasn’t good
Go on
Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:05 pm to Chastains
Me saying "I Do"
Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:06 pm to Chastains
Me saying I do.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:18 pm to Chastains
Best wildest wedding had to be in Houma about several years ago.
The video made the rounds on the web at the time.
But is no longer available.
It was a typical at home Houma east side wedding and the alcohol flowed freely and the groom got tased.
The video made the rounds on the web at the time.
But is no longer available.
It was a typical at home Houma east side wedding and the alcohol flowed freely and the groom got tased.
Posted on 5/16/26 at 11:24 pm to The Boat
Brides grandfather passed out as soon as the couple reached the altar. Couple nurses sitting right him jumped over the pew to revive him. He had a heart attack and the entire church was silent while the paramedics came in and wheeled him out on a stretcher, while the bride and groom were still standing at the altar. They skipped all the mushy parts and just did the necessary vows part. Went ahead with the reception when they got the news he’d been stabilized at the hospital.
This post was edited on 5/16/26 at 11:25 pm
Posted on 5/17/26 at 12:45 am to DeltaTigerDelta
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Unbeknownst to most of us, his cousin grabbed a stripper’s arse and my buddy was right by him when it happened (on the way to the restroom). They sent a bunch of strippers to sit on our laps while the bouncers took the groom and his cousin out back to beat their arse 4 vs. 2. Their eyes were black, blue and cut up.
What kind of strip club beats the shite of you for grabbing a stripper on the arse? Its like Waffle House giving you a beat down for pouring syrup.
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