re: What was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding?

June wedding in a barn in Arkansas, cake started melting and almost fell over.

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I didn't drink, nor did my wife and this was a Baptist wedding with a reception at the church hall right next to the church. At the reception I kept seeing everyone walk around with red solo cups. I realized pretty quickly that we didn't have red solo cups at the reception anywhere.

My father knew we wouldn't have anything like that there and stocked a full bar in the trunk of his Lincoln and everyone was walking to the parking lot where my father had set up as a bar tender.

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Reminds me of when our buddy from LSU got married to a girl from a STAUNCH baptist family. The wedding was at like 10 and reception was a warm bland meal in the school cafeteria...tea and water. We basically confronted our friend like wtf.... we drove to Arkansas for this shite... come on man! He said it's cool I got you.... turns out he had an ice chest with about 2-3 cases of bud light stored in the back.... the college crew got ripped on warm bud lights... made a few beer towers in the back demanded the DJ play calling baton rouge in a room FULL of hog fans.

Looking back it was pretty trashy, but they're divorced now so no ragerts

Ours apparently started on a bus meant to drive guest back to their hotels then spilled out and got worse. We were already gone and almost back to our hotel when a friend started blowing my phone up...

"hey man are we cool to get on this bus?"
"Yea, that's the bus to go back to the hotel."
"Is it still going to the hotel?"
"Yea....."
"Are you sure they're still going to take us?"
"Yea....."
"Ok if you say so"



I didn't learn until a few weeks later he thought my wife and I were on the bus, he'd witnessed the whole fight, and thought the bus driver was just going to NOPE out of all that and leave everyone at the venue. We too were on our honeymoon when we found out what had happened.

I guess I have another one to share.

I was present but too young (10 years old) to realize what was going on at the time. My parents and relatives still talk about this as a piece of family lore, though. My uncle was getting married to his second wife. Wedding was outdoors in the early fall. The bride was wearing a particularly revealing white dress. According to everyone, you could clearly see her bush through the dress and panties. Even worse, she was starting her period, and there was a little bit of spot blood showing if you looked hard enough.

The marriage lasted under 3 years. She told my grandmother (groom's mother) during the rehearsal dinner that she thought about calling off the wedding because didn't like our family.

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I have no idea how things turned out.

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I don't know them but I'd like to wager a guess

I happened to be in Aberdeen and then Montrose Scotland for 2 weeks of training. Aberdeen the first week then Montrose the second week. When I arrived in Montrose, I was booked into this very quaint hotel, The Park Hotel, at reception I could tell there was a very busy crew of people setting up for what appeared to be a wedding the following evening.The mother of the the bride was standing next to me as I checked in and heard that I was staying for a week and from the USA. She graciously invited me to the wedding reception, as the restaurant and hotel pub would be closed for meals and drinks all day. I thanked her and said wth, free food and drinks with a bunch of Scots, I wasn't about to pass that up.

I was given the time of the reception and attended, true to form the groomsman were all dressed to the nines in full kilts with the family crests. I was impressed, until the pints started flowing. Picture taking was being done in the small garden, all the groomsman were lined up and on the mark turned and raised their kilts to the photographer and entire wedding party.. all butt arse naked under the skirt and spread the cheeks, I choked on my beer, all you could see was balls and arse. It must be a thing because nobody got upset about it, they all cheered. I did have a damn good time.

Bridesmaid hair caught on fire - she handled it like a champ - only momentary disruption.