re: What was the wildest thing you witnessed at a wedding?

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One of the grooms man wanted me to take his mistress to the wedding. I took her and she got drunk and passed out in the bathroom. I left.

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This one actually perked my interest haha, more details please.

Shocked no one has mentioned what happens at BRCC a few years ago.

Was a guest at a wedding and was outside at the bar. A bridesmaid was drunk as hell and was flirting with a bartender. She was so drunk that she pulled out her tits in front of the bartender…and everyone lounging around at the bar.

The bartender just smiled and continued doing his job. She got so drunk that she ended out blacking out and had to be carried in to sleep it off.

A female attendee for some reason smashed a piece of cake in the groom's face during the cake cutting.

He just walked out of the wedding and moped on the lobby for the rest of the wedding. We tried to get him to get back in there but he would have none of it.

He just kept saying, "worst wedding ever".

Fortunately I’ve never have seen anything wild at a wedding so I don’t have a story for that.

When we stationed at NAS Pensacola we went to an on-base wedding early on in our then marriage. Wedding was fine and drama free. Nothing happing but at the reception a very pregnant woman must have been very horny because when we were in line to get food she was coming on to me. Like touching me and squeezing my arms and all. I looked over at our table and the then wife was about to spit fire. I grinned and that made it worse - she double-timed it to me like she was staking claim.

That’s all I got

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This one actually perked my interest haha, more details please.

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I was at a pre wedding gathering and saw a girl I used to work with. She was having a down low relationship with a fellow groomsman. He had a long time girlfriend (now wife) that I went HS with. He knows I know both girls and asks me to if I have a date to the wedding. I said no and he asks me to take his down low. I didn’t see her much during the wedding which I was also a groomsman. But once at the reception at white oak plantation a group of girls told me my date was drunk and passed out in the bathroom. I didn't want to deal with it so I left.

dog as ring bearer

Seeing The money dance for the first time was crazy.

Not really wild, but I found it hilarious.

My wife was a bridesmaid in a beach wedding about a decade ago.

The couple getting married had a friend that fancied himself as a musician so they asked him to play an acoustic guitar and sing Ed Sheeran's "Perfect" as the wedding party walked to the wedding spot on the beach.

About 5 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to start a fricking monsoon rolls in.

They decided to proceed with the wedding anyways. Dude on the guitar was jamming out and singing what looked to me to be the top of his lungs, but I couldn't hear a thing over the weather. He could've been going through the motions and no one would've noticed.

Went to a country wedding in a very small town in Mississippi at a Baptist Church. The lights inside the church were old Christmas lights and the music was played on a little radio and was basically Reba McEntire songs. The reception was held in the churches little banquet hall, which was not very big at all. Everyone brought crockpot meals, and everyone used a paper plate. There is no seating so everyone stood outside or actually sat into the graveyard that was next to the church. The groom and several of his friends have a cooler in the back of their truck with some Coors light. There was no dancing at the reception that was held basically in the parking lot in the graveyard. That was 27 years ago and they are still married and doing great.