SouthEndzoneTiger

When she gives a BJ, girth is no problem for her. ...

A used czar HAS to have a title. It’s czar. And he is still a ruler. ...

Did he have fever?...

Little Johnny is playing in the living room with his toy plane while his mother is in the kitchen cooking dinner. He flies the plane around and then lands it, saying, “all you mother frickers that want to get on, get on. All you mother frickers that want to get off, get off.” His mother heard this an...

So the writer of the article is an Aussie? Does he not know he is writing in Florida?...

Yes...

You are looking at this all wrong. You are asking the wrong questions. Do you realize how many more frickable women there would be??? Holy shit!...

[quote]How are they going to place the demo.....[/quote] Wrecking ball...

Where are they going?...

[quote]To hell with the programmers that designed it and the consultants that sold it. That is all[/quote] LOL, I am working in it now baw!! What's the problem?...

Dove...

[quote]My hometowñ Midland Miçhigan it's the E cleanest town I haVe ever lived in. There is no bus staTion. It's been run by Dow for over 100 years.there ñot a bad road in the city limits. Dow tAkes care of that. The is zero major crime At all.the school district is number 1 in the sTate. There...

[quote]Was it pink or blue shrapnel?[/quote] ] :rotflmao: ...

350k, of course. ...

And on that note, this pianist does things to my penis, I would definitely let her tickle my ivory. ...

Having a sense of humor means you can sense humor. Meaning you can “get” subtle jokes. I can’t tell you the number of times I’m watching a show or movie with the wife and I bust out laughing and she doesn’t flinch. No sense of humor. I got the joke, she didn’t. Now being funny to other people is a d...

I may call them a coward if they are leaving their family stranded because they gambled all of their money away, or something like that. But this case, or someone who just found out they are in early stages of dementia, etc., no man. I don’t think this girl was a coward. ...

Natural because her parents don’t let her wear makeup yet. ...

Absolutely not! I clearly stated in my post I think he was completely wrong and deserved to be charged. ...

So apparently there is now a new wrinkle to this story. The neighbor called the police to report that the victim’s doors were open and he wanted the police to go check on her. Normally referred to as a “welfare check”. However, when the call taker dispatched the call out they reported it as an “open...