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Jor Jor The Dinosaur

Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Chicago, IL
Biography:LSU Class of 2011
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Registered on:11/7/2014
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I like actually watching the games so I’d prefer no watch party
The only watch party I like is being in Tiger Stadium.
1. LucasP
2. 3145 days
3. Maybe, maybe not. IDK
4. Pron bomb
5. No
6. He probably won’t even come back, but just confirmation that the suspension is lifted would be like a Bat-cat signal to let the people know he’s out there, in the shadows.
7. Chicken, god emperor of the universe, and his administrative disciples, we bow to thee
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That I have an exam today but didn’t study
I used to have this dream but kicked that one a few years ago. The last one (it was a group project presentation, not an exam) I had a lucid moment and was like, “I graduated college over a decade ago, I don’t know what I’m doing here. Good luck, I’m out.”

Have not had a school dream since.
As a kid one of my go-to swimming spots was a local lake with a diving raft out in the water. If you jumped off on side a little too deep you would come face-to-face with a seaweed forest.

I still have an irrational fear of getting tangled up in seaweed and drowning. Just being around the stuff weirds me out. I was a D1 swimmer.
I know Chuck Norris was bitten by a venomous snake, and after three days of excruciating agony, the snake died.
Just got back from a 5 day/4 night long weekend in Destin. Only family vacation we’ve taken this summer aside from trips to the lake house. For a family of four (one under 2):

~$1400 on flights
~$350 on parking/uber
~$1150 on food/supplies/dining
~$0 on lodging thanks to my buddy

I have a trip in a few months to India/Maldives for a wedding/vacation. Kids are not coming but I’m not looking forward to the final accounting for that one.
I have never been, nor know anyone who has been, stabbed by a pencil in a school.

Now, pretending a mechanical pencil with fully extended lead is a syringe, is a kind of pencil “stabbing” (jabbing?) I have some prior experience with.
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Clemson and LSU were two of the best when the series was scheduled - can’t really predict what will happen in the meantime.
Yep, was scheduled with the intent to be a top 10-15 matchup, as it would be most years.
Because I’m a full blown procrastinator and the OT helps keep me at the right level of unproductiveness.

Top ten reasons why I procrastinate:
1.
Figured it would be some nuttermilk biscuits.

Did not expect this.
My parents met at a life guard training class.
Jost be eatin’ dat roast beef
Here I am waking up at 5:00a to go to the gym 4 days a week like a schmuck.

I think I’ve watched a VHS more recently than I’ve watched a DVD. That was a tape of Christmas Vacation I found at my folks house on Xmas Eve about 5 or 6 years ago.

I just purged and donated all my DVDs about 2 months ago.
Is it akin to calling Jim Everett “Chris”?
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When she's on top and it slips out
Hmm, you must be Chinese.