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Jor Jor The Dinosaur

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Location:Chicago, IL
Biography:LSU Class of 2011
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Registered on:11/7/2014
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After Thanksgiving.
But how long after? No one knows. It could be Black Friday, it could be December 23rd.

It’s the will of the gods.
Got it last week and it was up 25%. Had enough with the increases over the past six years.

Switched home and auto to Allstate that day and saved over 50% on my premiums for the same or better coverage for the next terms (1y/6mo).

re: Death Becomes Her (1992)

Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 11/18/25 at 5:42 pm to
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I didn't even realize Bruce Willis was in this
He played a total dweeb really well.
I actually posses a physical copy of a Sears catalog going back further than this database.

When I renovated my kitchen a few years ago, I found an old buried milk door in an exterior that had been stuffed with old newspapers and books for insulation. Inside was a 1934 Fall and Winter catalog, pristine Sunday comics, photo clippings of Princess Elizabeth, articles about Adolf Hitler when he was still a considered a politician and not yet a monster/criminal against humanity, and much more.

No work got done that day after discovering the treasure trove.




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Looks like my pee stream
I had one of these a few days ago. My 2yo had gone to the bathroom with me and pointed out my “two pees”.

The wife overheard but didn’t understand. She had no idea that split streams were possible and had her mind blown when I explained it.
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Looks like it'll eventually rip up my pants
I’ve had a Ridge for a few years and really like the simplicity and slimness of it, but yeah, nearly all my jeans develop holes in the back pocket where the corners sit.

Not an issue with chinos and other pants with an inner lined pocket.

re: Best health watch?

Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 11/13/25 at 6:37 pm to
Rolex Daytona will really make you feel alive
Wearing flip flops on the plane is dumb.

They take up the least space of any footwear in your luggage.
Lima beans. I was feeling nauseous one night when they were part of dinner, and the smell of them made it worse. I said wanted to be done because I didn’t feel good, but my parents didn’t buy it and told me I had to eat my beans. Took a bite and threw up all over the table.

Crying “I told you I couldn’t eat anymore beans!” is a HoF quote in my family.

I also hated Brussels sprouts as a kid, but that was due to improper preparation (boiled). I learned early in adulthood that roasted Brussels sprouts are elite.
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Lake Superior is about 31,000 square miles
Superior is over half the size of Louisiana.

re: Bootlickers, unite!

Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 11/6/25 at 7:17 am to
Buttlickers who came to the wrong place, follow me this way.
Same metro, but a completely different part. Have had a few periods living elsewhere in the country.
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So let’s suppose Bruce dies
Probate gon be lit :popcorn: