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Jor Jor The Dinosaur

Favorite team:LSU 
Location:Chicago, IL
Biography:LSU Class of 2011
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Registered on:11/7/2014
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That dress is awful, she should take it off.
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which one is Tiffany
they should all take it off to be safe.
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the person looking will be looking at you from 200 years ago
No, because earth would have been in a completely different location in spacetime.

Odds are you would only see the blackness of the void.
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Wearing meat suits
Your sentience is all the brain.

You are a brain piloting a bone mech with meat armor.
What’s the mission? To frick and make more astronauts?
About 13 hours, which I’ve done a handful of times over the years driving between Chicago and BR, and Chicago and Philly.

Pack sandwiches, snacks and drinks, go to the bathroom when you stop for gas, and knock it out in one go.

I’d rather whole arse a one day road trip than half arse a two day one.
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frick you, I guess?
Hey now, don’t lose your head, Neckless.

(The things around your neck are necklaces)
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I wear a chain and a lanyard with a Scottish cross. So that’s two “necklesses” I wear.
Okay Marie Antoinette
They’re 20-something’s with millions of dollars.

That money’s not gonna spend itself.
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Example: it took 16 years for me to be 16 years old
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i have driven longer then i have been alive
I’ll take some of what you’re having.
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Share a prostitute
Doesn’t get more quality than some DP action.

Even if he’s gay, just let him take top.
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Being an adult means the wife won't support this endeavor.
I build forts all the time. Just say it’s for the kid.
A couple that have staying power in my memory:

Trailer theft

The guy who hated polo shirts

The gamecock who bragged about being in a relationship with an older woman
The dad of a buddy of mine in middle school had a Viper with AWHSOME plates (AWESOME was already taken).

The kid was incredulous when I told him it was really cool but it was spelled wrong. He thought that was how you spelled awesome.
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the reoccurring, show up for final exam but haven't attended all semester dream
I used to have this stress dream on occasion, maybe 2-3 times per year, but a few years ago I had one where I became lucid.

It was a presentation for a group project, and after being called up and realizing the strangeness of it, I said “I don’t know what I’m doing here, I graduated college over a decade ago. You all are on your own” and walked out.

I have not had one of those dreams since.
I hate dreaming because I just wanna sleep. I’m fast asleep, and next thing you know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord.

re: Best Easter Candy?

Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur on 4/5/26 at 9:31 am to
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Cadbury Creme
Right
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I prefer the minis over the large eggs
Wrong
No way anyone would believe White Dick was that big
I’ve seen almost every movie.

I’ve never watched The Godfather movies.