32footsteps

Please start a new thread the day after you see a girlfriend or wife’s vagina for the first time and regale us with the stories that the snatch could tell.

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However, Newsom will crush her in a primary.

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You say that as if primaries matter to the democrats.

I’m a mail carrier, here’s my take.

I don’t care if I don’t get anything. I appreciate it if I do and I thank the person but it’s not an expectation.

I’m in a small town so I know 95% of the people on my route by first name. I don’t feel that I go above and beyond in my job as much as I am just being me. My brother and I are now raising beef cattle. When one gets butchered I’ll give the stuff not many people want (liver, tongue, heart) to people on my route who do. I’ll invite people from my route over each spring when I’m making maple syrup to hang out, drink beer, and if they show up I’ll drop off a pint or a quart of syrup just as a thanks for stopping by. My wife has a pretty good sourdough business going out of our home. If she has stuff that she needs to unload I’ll drop it off with people on my route free of charge. Typically those folks are elderly or they’ve had some unfortunate circumstances lately. Death of a spouse, medical issue, etc. Id do that just to do it more so than being a mail carrier. I’m not looking for a “tip” when I do that but those are the people who usually give a very nice gift each year.

If you have multiple carriers over the course of a week or two it probably means that your office is short staffed or that you live on an auxiliary route.

Legally we cannot dispose of or destroy “junk” mail. The customer in that case is the person sending it. We have to deliver it. If we destroy it we get fired.

If you receive the wrong person’s mail, does your mailbox have your names clearly listed inside? If carriers are rotating through your route, at most one might know who lives there, who the previous residents were, etc. If misdeliveries are an issue, tag your box with the current names to clear it up. 90% of misdelivered mail can be cleaned up if the current resident’s names are visibly on a tag inside of a mailbox.

I can’t fix her.

One ex pulled a gun on me.

Another ex was super ridiculously religious. Relationship wasn’t going anywhere so when I was ending things I went with the “the timing isn’t right, let’s do our own thing and down the road who knows…” approach. She asked me why she should believe me when I said there could be an open door later on. My response: “I’m sitting right here next to you. You believe in Jesus and you’ve never personally met him.” She was not happy with me.

She’s in Madison where it will be easier for her to blend in.

Around ten years ago Robert Ballard gave a speech at the campus where I was employed. As a faculty member I was able to have a dinner with him and a handful of other staff. The topic of offshore drilling came up and he was all for it especially tapping into the shallow oil reserves off of California.

In his estimation the amount that exists there would provide an energy source for the US for the next century and a half plus. I’m not going to argue against the guy who discovered the Titanic when it comes to oceanography.

An elephant hasn’t taken a shite on the field yet so the program is still far ahead of where it was between the Dave McLain and Barry Alvarez eras.

The tar pit monster in “Army of Darkness” has more redeeming qualities than Katie Porter.

frick the Cubs.

Push their shite in. I’ve waited over forty years to excorcise the demons of ‘82. I was six years old, I’m still pissed about that World Series.

If you believe in the will of America, that the little guy can overcome, then you are on board with the Crew. If you hate what the Brewers have done and can do then you are a communist bastard who hates America.

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Neutral party here, but if I am the Brewers I am scared shitless right now

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This is what they’ve done all year. The way they run bases puts pressure on the defense and it’s created many, many more scoring opportunities.