The Torch

We need about 20 players so whatever we can get. This bunch we have now stink...

Many times after too much drank. We are in "the older" neighborhood and they built a wall across the street from us for a gated community. I was a little surely at first because they blocked my view so I would launch some scuds over their fancy fence ...

[quote]He gained 35 lbs from snacking all day. His personal hygiene went downhill[/quote] I did this too Now I try to walk two miles every day to get out, do some lifting and take a shower every morning before I start working. You have to treat it like you are getting up to go to the office...

Not working Feels like Sunday...

[quote]Isn't Stapp like borderline schizophrenic now?[/quote] I thought he was just Methed up ...

I've been doing it for five years, prior to this I worked in an office for 20 years and had to dress business casual. Also had a 45 min commute each way: 1. You will save money on gas, car (wear and tear), tolls, cloths , lunch, etc etc. I did a study a while back and figured I save 7k a year. ...

[quote] has been in construction going on at least 20 years[/quote] I-20 between Shreveport and Ruston has been under construction for 30 years. I always figured it's some government contract infrastructure money you use it or lose it so just have construction all the time. ...

Didn't Limp Bizkit end Creed...

[quote] not attractive[/quote] I found the gay guy...

They haven't complained about this yet because it involves discounts and free stuff....

Bro Chik-Fil-A opens back up tomorrow :yack:...

[quote]My team is the Green Bay Packers. [/quote] Let me guess - you are the guy who's favorite teams are the Green Bay packers, New York Yankees, Alabama, Golden State Warriors, FC Barcelona . Man you are on top of the world ...

[quote]Pour some bleach in all of your drains.[/quote] I'm out and too drunk to go to the store, I noticed my dishwasher has been having about an inch of water left in the bottom after it runs. Apparently I have some plumbing issue. ...

What the F$#K is going on, little bastards are driving me crazy. I've cleaned all the food up, ran the dishwasher took the trash out. Searched every where for where they could be coming from. :banghead:...

Pre marriage it's called bull shitting. Post marriage it's called lying. ...

I go put mine on 68 every night because I like to sleep cold, my son (13) has figured out that after I go to bed he can bump it up.. We battle daily over this ...

[quote]Right on queue[/quote] Everyone knows the Saints were gifted one to make them feel better after Katrina. Your great great great grandkids will be rooting before the Taints win five ...

We still got five, how many does your team have ? [img][img]https://i.imgur.com/RpE7QcT.jpg[/img][/img]...

Have you ever watched Judge Judy, she keeps a pit bull kill sheet on her desk. Every time she has a pit bull attack case she reads the owner the riot act on dangerous dog breeds...

Alcohol trumps lonely...