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re: What is the largest animal a grown man could defeat with his bare hands?

Posted on 1/20/18 at 7:56 am to
Posted by VanCleef
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 7:56 am to
This was my first thought, because they are domesticated and docile. Striking a cow probably wouldn't be effective. A skilled man might be able to jump on its back and apply a lethal modified choke, but that docile cow would likely buck a person off in a second when their survival mode kicks in. Then you would have to wrestle with an animal many times your weight.
Posted by junior
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 8:24 am to
"What kind of bastard would attack a manatee?"

Hey I like them, but they don't have big teeth or claws; they can't kick me. What would they do to me, sit on me?
I've never heard of a manatee hurting a person. Im not sure how I'd take the manatee, but I think I'd have a long time to find its weakness. So, I still stick w my original answer.

(I'd rather fight a 100ld golden retriever than a 50 lb pit bull. )
(And I do remember something about a drunken frat guy attacking one of the LSU ostrich years ago, but manatees are bigger.)
And for the cow, a direct attack is out, but on the right terrain, maybe dig some gopher type holes and hope you get lucky with the bovine breaking a leg-
This post was edited on 1/20/18 at 8:36 am
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 8:58 am to
I'm not reading 8 pages, but I'm going with the oceanic sunfish. I'm sure you might be able to come up with a plausible way to block a whale's blow hole or something, but nothing packs on the pounds and puts up as little a fight as the oceanic sunfish.

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I'm really amazed that they haven't been eaten into extinction.
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:13 am to
The lesson of these threads is always that people apparently think that animals are invincible, and the average person doesn't have the strength to pick up a 5 lb weight.
Posted by Tortious
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:14 am to
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I'm really amazed that they haven't been eaten into extinction


Probably because they look like giant Maxipads.
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:30 am to
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The lesson of these threads is always that people apparently think that animals are invincible, and the average person doesn't have the strength to pick up a 5 lb weight.
How about a cage match with the same circumstances? Whatever list you thought you take on just got lot smaller.
Posted by Peazey
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:32 am to
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Is a horse not an animal not anymore?



People can outrun a horse. In a hot environment humans are the best long distance runners in the world. This isn't a debate.
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:32 am to
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The lesson of these threads is always that people apparently think that animals are invincible,
You still think you could take an ostrich?
Posted by WMTigerFAN
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:43 am to
Male ostrich guarding an egg killed man and his wife up in Union Parish. Man went into the pen and didn't return. Wife investigated, saw him laying in the enclosure and went after him, and was also killed. Ostrich is not a prey animal.
Posted by 1BamaRTR
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:56 am to
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In a hot environment humans are the best long distance runners in the world. This isn't a debate.

This is assuming the human is in good shape which most aren’t. Some people can’t even walk up a flight of stairs without breathing hard.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 9:59 am to
I mean, killing lions and tigers with bare hands was a thing. Very very rare but it did happen.

I did see a picture of some explorer who got attacked by a jaguar in the middle of the night that he killed with his bare hands. His arm got jacked but he was fine
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
7690 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:08 am to
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People can outrun a horse. In a hot environment humans are the best long distance runners in the world. This isn't a debate.



This thread wasnt about a marathon with animals, it was about defeating an animal with your hands, not your feet.

Can you outrun a dog on your hands?
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
43500 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 10:12 am to
Yeah people can't read. A wild horse would make quick work of you. I just watched a video of 2 lions attacking a horse at a circus for about 5 minutes and the horse was still standing. There is nothing you could do to hurt a horse with your bare hand.

Wtf you gonna do to a horse with your bare hands???

LINK
This post was edited on 1/20/18 at 10:22 am
Posted by Paul Allen
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 11:34 am to
Alaskan husky
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 12:10 pm to
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The lesson of these threads is always that people apparently think that animals are invincible, and the average person doesn't have the strength to pick up a 5 lb weight.


There are people on the first page answering "wolf"

Have you seen the average man these days? Stop by your local Wal Mart and tell me which unarmed, waddling biscuit-eater is going to choke an average wolf to death
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 12:44 pm to
Manatee

On dry land man on beast
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 1:53 pm to
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but we’re extremely weak animals for our size. Any other animal around our size or larger I can’t really think of one we could beat in single combat.


Speak for yourself, I could totally take a 200 pound tortoise.
Posted by biglego
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Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 2:59 pm to
I haven’t spent much time around cows. If a man starts kicking a cow in the throat, what would it do? Run away? Just stand there? Charge?

Posted by biglego
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Posted on 1/20/18 at 3:10 pm to
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There is nothing you could do to hurt a horse with your bare hand.

Back in the Middle Ages, a Byzantine emissary went to meet with a Norman army. A big Norman went up to the emissary’s horse and pinched it in the head so hard it dropped dead.

This is before Europeans all became trannies, and perhaps the Norman wore chain mail, but still.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3325 posts
Posted on 1/20/18 at 4:44 pm to
Apparently, a manatee can be defeated with a bucket of water.
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