gizmothepug

This entire thread is a prime example of what’s wrong with college athletics. ...

[quote]Men are useful, physically, women are sensual.[/quote] Nothing wrong with a thick chick. I’ll take 140 over 95 every day of the week. ...

Taking care of yourself isn’t that hard, I drink 24+ beers a week and I’d be willing to bet I’m in better shape than 90% of the people walking around Louisiana. The thing is that I get up every morning and take my arse to the gym and outside of my cold beer I keep crap out of my mouth for the most pa...

[quote]If you live in a neighborhood there won’t be snakes and rats. If you live in the country, you’re already used to snakes and rats. [/quote] I live in town but I also live in southeast Louisiana so snakes and rats would be a good possibility if I didn’t keep it up, plus it’s self respect and...

[quote]Better save your six figures baw when that downturn happens again. I'll be there to scoop up your car and house on the cheap.[/quote] That downturn has already happened, what did you pick up and how much of a profit did you make? ...

[quote]Im tired of all this bullcrap[/quote] If enough people stopped watching the 24 hour news cycle we wouldn’t have to deal with it. ...

[quote]I always thought that there was a difference between beating and whipping. [/quote] I remember beat your arse as a kid not I’m gonna whip you. Beat seems to get the point across more, thankfully as a parent I haven’t had to beat any arse only a couple whippings. ...

[quote]Getting a swollen knee drained a few times.[/quote] I swear that needle hit bone the first time I had it done. ...

Injury with recovery would be torn acl and lcl in 98. The worst pain without a doubt would be sciatic nerve from several years ago. That was the worst 3 days of my life before I went to the doctor. ...

Lagunitas 12th of Never Ale...

[quote]Your entire list is now invalid.[/quote] I wouldn’t exactly call Yela, Jelly, Strug, Haystack country rap. I’d take them any day over what rap has become. ...

I tell them I’m driving a 12 year old truck that only has 64,000 miles on it, I’m driving this SOB till the wheels fall off. ...

Thankfully I’ve never had it but I’ve seen the pain it caused grown men, hopefully I never have to deal with it. ...

That looks a great drunk meal, for me at least. ...

If that woman from El Paso ever gets in a foot pursuit and a spark between those thighs catches a fire the entire city is going up in flames....

Many years ago while working storm work after hurricane Charley hit Florida I had my first and only experience with Chick-fil-a it left a less than desirable taste in my mouth, however you never know what type of attitude or order is coming out of that Popeyes window....

[quote]Man, I had my money on California being the first state to fall into the ocean.[/quote] I thought for Hawaii it just means that they are expanding. ...

The world would be a better place if the Kardashian’s and everyone that followed them would just fade into obscurity....

If it’s immediate family I would go with money, if not maybe a gift certificate. ...

Troll on troll. ...