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Interests:Wine, Women & Song
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Registered on:11/5/2010
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re: It is officially Women's Month - Let us Celebrate what we love the most. NSFW - Tortious
[quote]She looks fun!!!!! [/quote] [img]https://i.redd.it/xilku8xuxfk61.png[/img] I have a very similar couch - have not had similar fun...
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re: The ethics of upvoting yourself - Tortious
[quote]What do you think?[/quote] Downvote for you...
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re: Funny shite you’ve seen at work. - Tortious
[quote]magnetic "I <3 Penis" bumper sticker we'd throw on field trucks in the yard in the morning[/quote] Used to work a mid shift and sometimes we'd put stuff like "I Luv Cock" in electrical tape on people's taillights so when they went home at night and hit the brakes you could read it. When it...
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re: Home owner problem...Need Advice - Tortious
[quote]quote:  My daughter Pics needed to further advise [/quote] And, depending on visual confirmation, address of shitty condo....
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re: What OT tradition will u pass on to your kids?? - Tortious
[quote]I'm on the fence about teaching them that driving 100mph will get the best gas mileage.[/quote] Came to post this...
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re: Black girl born and raised in Japan discusses her American experience - Tortious
[quote]She’s well spoken for a Japanese chick[/quote] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/Sp0qLt1Ig6DOU/giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: Highest DUI BAC Ever! New Record .77 - Tortious
[quote]Hold my beer...[/quote] Bet it was almost, if not, empty....
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re: The science of sobering up - Tortious
[quote]The best hangover cure I use to use with great success was to crack 2-3 eggs in a glass, whip them up and drink it down.[/quote] [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/c7037437f1e25d68ac42536cacd5aef7/tenor.gif?itemid=7297657[/img]...
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re: Best looking redhead on the gram is Madison ginley nsfw - Tortious
[quote]Dagmar Midcap[/quote] Thank you for helping OP's stupid ass [img]https://static.toiimg.com/photo/26902625.cms?imgsize=99861[/img]...
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re: Are y’all excited about Google’s new “black owned business” feature? - Tortious
[quote]I wish they’d give a similar feature for Indian-owned hotels and service stations.[/quote] Would be handy because they are really hard to find....
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re: Post the low temperature in your location this morning - Tortious
6 or 7 Austin, TX...
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re: Latoya denied meeting with Biden because she couldn’t pass Covid screening protocols - Tortious
[quote]Furious Toya gonna be like 'that's it. Mardi Gras canceled next year [b]ta-too[/b].'[/quote] FIFY...
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re: Crap that drives you crazy while on the road. - Tortious
[quote]quote: on the road (sales) Didn’t know this was still a thing nowadays with work from home and Zoom and MS Teams meetings. [/quote] Lot Lizards can't work from home ...
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re: Tasks around the house you have been putting off - Tortious
Removing excess slats from blinds so there aren't inches of slats stacked at the bottom. ...
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re: A MENSA member decides to use gorilla glue spray in her hair - Tortious
A voter, driver's license holder, able to own a firearm, run for political office, etc. [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/Tt92sbuFRpA4g/source.gif[/img]...
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re: OT lawyers unite. We need a TRO ready to be filed on Monday. - Tortious
Well I just filed my MCLE exemption on the 31st, so if you could meet me at The Bucee's near Baytown we could work something out. We could buy some deer feeders and a BBQ pit for you to take back with that petition while we are at it....
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re: Couple accused of having sex on Myrtle Beach Ferris wheel arrested again - Tortious
[quote]heather brooke Harmon[/quote] She's special for sure...
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