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re: Any tips for a first time boater? - Tortious
[quote]Any tips for good boating and how to not be annoying/an a-hole on the water to other boaters? [/quote] Leave it on the trailer...
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re: What's the fattest thing you've ever done? - Tortious
[quote]One more from the original thread quote: There is this pie I make, I call it diabetes pie. It starts with making the crust from chocolate chip cookie dough, after it's baked put down a layer of peanut butter, sprinkle powered coco on the peanut butter, add a layer of caramel, pour in cho...
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re: Proof the Earth is not flat - Tortious
[quote]that's not very compelling evidence. the map is all wrong. each leg is the same half of the map sewn together at the butt.[/quote] That's your takeaway? [img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/LDzPZAaOil5Oo/giphy.gif?cid=19f5b51a5ce5b3dc656d6e4f4dcda744&rid=giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: Cleaning fees when you book a AirBnB/VRBO/etc. rental - Tortious
[quote]Stale vomited beer smells worse.[/quote] With period panties - That's pretty tough...
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re: Can someone explain lawsuit awards to me? - Tortious
Most times it isn't worth the paper it's written on...
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re: Did you know that fertility is hereditary? - Tortious
Only in your mom...
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re: Type of snake? - Tortious
Ain't no Alabama black snake [img]https://i.pinimg.com/originals/fe/9e/9c/fe9e9c2deb96719199251a6780480ffa.jpg[/img]...
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re: Time to put some rumors to bed about the outage... - Tortious
[quote]Memorials will be held on Saturday. [/quote] Memorial Day weekend? False flag - you're better than this....
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re: We're Back...that was the worst few hours in a while - Tortious
[quote]What did you do while TD was down? [/quote] Held my morning work crap....
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re: Red Dead Online has added poker. - Tortious
[quote]I just hate that you get wanted and lose honor if you go after a guy that killed you.[/quote] That fix could be good. Supposedly you can now kill someone who attacked you without reprecussion. I haven't tried it yet....
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re: Random, one-off experiences - Tortious
Obligatory "Your Mom"...
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re: How many years are you planning to drive your current car? - Tortious
All my car math is done in months by how much I can pay. That way I never pay a yearly rate....
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re: Whats some good old man sayings: like: - Tortious
That's more fricked up than a goat rodeo....
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re: Which industry has the hottest and ugliest sales reps? - Tortious
[img]https://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20110915/models_03.jpg[/img] That makes my pee pee feel funny ...
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re: Are women really into dad bod? - Tortious
[quote]You would be surprised at what some women find attractive[/quote] Illusion of one or all of money, fame, or power? Each one leads to the other so really they are the same....
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re: Are women really into dad bod? - Tortious
[quote] I prefer the term father figure.[/quote] Hey George Michael...
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re: Red Dead Online has added poker. - Tortious
The anti-griefing features kind of have made the game a less fun for me. I kinda liked it when some douche would kill me and I could go hunt them down. Now I don't have any real fear (so far) of passing players....
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re: Men initiate sex more than women; sex happens more when women initiate - science - Tortious
[quote]We needed a fricking study to tell us this?[/quote] Study proponents clearly following Baton Rouge loop model of study the obvious....
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re: Is what the US did in WWII the most impressive thing a country’s ever done? - Tortious
[quote]Not much different than what happened to Dresden really. [/quote] Fire bombing killed more in Japan pound for pound than the nukes did....
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re: Whats the point of buying a Rolex? - Tortious
Because your mom takes a knee for one...
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