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Tortious
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| Location: | ATX |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Wine, Women & Song |
| Occupation: | First Time Offender |
| Number of Posts: | 5792 |
| Registered on: | 11/5/2010 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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Jurrasic park is never just randomly on tv.
It was on just the other day :lol:
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I need to have an excuse to tell my boyfriend when he finds out I didn't get back until 1:30am
That's a pretty sick individual who fabricates a sexual assault charge over that. She couldn't come up with another excuse?
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For the love of all things holy can we please get a standard process for going through security?
I'd like to think it's because they are introducing variability to keep threats from building a profile, but I really don't think it is.
re: Only 30% of the world’s population uses toilet paper
Posted by Tortious on 9/29/26 at 3:26 pm to ChestRockwell
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Learned the hard way taking a dump at Rendon inn.
God damn.
re: We be in fact stupid and can’t read
Posted by Tortious on 9/29/26 at 8:26 am to TutHillTiger
Can you repost at a lower grade level please?
re: Chaos at 8 yr old football game maybe NSFW
Posted by Tortious on 9/28/26 at 4:25 pm to DarkDrifter
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melanated misfits
:lol:
re: Louisiana man accused of creating sexual deepfakes of co-worker and showing them to her
Posted by Tortious on 9/28/26 at 3:50 pm to SlowFlowPro
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the intent to coerce, harass, intimidate, or maliciously disseminate or sell any video or still image created by artificial intelligence
Maybe if he was just going to jack off to it he doesn't have the requisite intent and he can walk :lol:
re: Atari re-releases the 2600 console
Posted by Tortious on 9/25/26 at 2:09 pm to MRTigerFan
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That's when I knew for sure that Santa wasn't real.
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body a moose
That's indisputably badass
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With my shite eyesight, I thought the thread title was "Best Site for Fights."
You're not alone here.
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Dude looks like Maynard James Keenan
I love me some Tool, but I can't argue with you:lol:
Paid Gemini as a daily generalist and for some Home Automation things I've built. Paid Claude for coding stuff. I don't use GPT at all really.
re: What is it with women and curbs?
Posted by Tortious on 9/18/26 at 9:14 am to Darth_Vader
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My neighbor is going to warranty the tire, including labor. This one won’t cost me a dime.
How much is he taking out of her arse though?
Sorry was thinking Wild Bill Cody
re: Cybercab Start Operating in Austin Today
Posted by Tortious on 9/4/26 at 7:00 am to LegendInMyMind
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Is Waymo still in Austin?
Yes and there is another company as well. With Robotaxi, that makes 3.
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Chainmail under hot water, wipe clean, burn water off, light oil.
This is the way.
re: Houston-area instructor accused of luring baseball players home for chores
Posted by Tortious on 8/28/26 at 12:24 pm to tigerfan 64
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Knocking the dust off her drapes, steam cleaning her carpet and running a snake down her drain pipe?
:lol: Also, perhaps loosening any tight fittings.
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Derek Todd Lee dumped one of his victims under the whiskey bay bridge.
Most times when I go over I think the same thing and wonder where.
re: Fathers with daughters. Bathroom breaks for little girls in public places.
Posted by Tortious on 8/26/26 at 12:44 pm to RocknRollAZ
Use Men's room if no family room. Since this is the OT, I tell her to stand outside and I go in and whip anyone's arse who won't leave so she can have the bathroom to herself :lol:
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This full recipe above usually also means she has some bomb arse pussy...
This man speaks the truth :lol:
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That money probably all went to attorneys and PR firms.
:lol:
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