Tortious

She was born and raised Catholic, but then became a whore, when talking about religious conversion :lol:...

[quote]as long as she doesn’t have any tattoos.[/quote] She has one on her arse - or so I was told....

[quote]Man he has been on a roll lately.[/quote] :lol:...

[quote]Instead of making them 4 do what they hell they were supposed to be, they made us all come back to the office.[/quote] This is what I'm afraid of in my current arrangement....

[quote]This GUN for HIRE[/quote] [img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61uPMv1HoLL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_DpWeblab_.jpg[/img] Checks out...

[quote]Women traveling in packs are rabid. Its a strange chemistry, but they try to outwhore each other.[/quote] [img]https://media0.giphy.com/media/KDVswimTNahWzcd7sV/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95204eh0s1lxc9wgr5o640syvlvob9gxwsz9xpujsaq&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img] ...

[quote]Wipe the seat down with the Clorox wipe leaving it damp enough for the arse gasket to adhere to the seat. Depending on seat coverage I will add additional toilet paper.[/quote] Do you leave a paper mache sculpture when done?...

[quote]quote: My dishwasher is over 20 years old & still going strong. Yeah, how much does it cost though,[/quote] While daily maintenance can be a bit high with that model, that's not the issue. It's when the warranty runs out and it quits. It'll cost at least 1/2 his shite....

[quote]How is she still walking the streets free?[/quote] I'm mean I don't think she is actually free :lol:...

[quote]thejuiceisloose[/quote] Checks out :lol:. Sure Bin Laden did a lot of damage, but he didn't exactly act alone in it. I mean the singular act of OJ. which caused the rush to sensationalize the news, offer non-stop commentary instead of just reporting on news, made it all about race, etc. W...