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re: Does Anyone Remember The Unabomber Story? - Tortious
[img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Unabomber-sketch.png[/img] Best thing in the series to me and interesting is that the sketch looked more like the first sketch artist than the FBI's many years later. According to the show, the lady was remembering the original sketch arti...
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re: We should totally buy a bar! - Tortious
[quote]Living color is my favorite black metal band[/quote] Body Count....
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re: What’s the worst way someone you knew died? - Tortious
[quote]quote: come to find out this chick was giving her bf a bj and wrecked causing her to bite the dick off and lodge in her throat. Terrible to explain to parents This has been an urban legend for decades[/quote] Ever since the movie World According to Garp....
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re: What is your greatest source of inspiration - Tortious
[img]http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/5/06may16-cracker-ass-crack-cleavage.jpg[/img]...
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re: Prediction: Saban steps down after 2018 - Tortious
He retires when he gets 7. Think it's that simple....
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re: Reply with pics only. - Tortious
[quote]can't figure out Funky Tide's. Andy Dick (I think that's him), break, fart, walkie talkie..[/quote] Drag Dick, broken glass......
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re: MAGA Ornament, got one? - Tortious
Forget that build a bear crap, I'm going with a Trumpy Bear [img]https://az686452.vo.msecnd.net/t-11243-trumpybear/5a4448235ab743f8874b81684cbf1686/i/Main_3e4281b0-bfa7-4daa-ba2a-98d4b1004ccd.png[/img] [link=(http://www.gettrumpybear.com)]Commercial is Gold[/link] ...
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re: Reply with pics only. - Tortious
[img]https://www.llailaafrika.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tongue-2a-1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.mightyfighter.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mike-tyson-punch.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IPUfhcL7Tfo/hqdefault.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.brighton-boxes.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2014...
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re: Tennessee Needs To Hire Steve Sarkisian - Tortious
Plenty of sour mash to go around....
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re: Things to do in Seattle/Vancouver - Tortious
Was up there in June. Vancouver was awesome except for the ton of homeless people in downtown area. Go to the Capilano Suspension Bridge in Vancouver. It's an entire park in what looks like the set of the moon of Endor from return of the Jedi, overlooks over several hundred foot gorges, etc. Can eas...
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re: Domestic violence; Is it ever ok for a man to hit a woman? - Tortious
Do I have bail money or not?...
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re: Della Reese, ‘Touched by an Angel’ Star and R&B Singer, Dies at 86 - Tortious
"I've got a girl who's pussy is so good, if you threw it up in the air it would turn into sunshine." ...
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re: Charles Manson has died - Tortious
[quote] was watching a Steve McQueen doc last night. If he wasn't so much of a poon hound, he would've been murdered along with the rest of those people that night[/quote] Chasing pussy had killed a lot of men, that may be one of the few times it saved someone....
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re: How bout Sofia Bevarly? NSFW - Tortious
Cash me inside - how bout dat?...
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re: Is there an industry that will still be profitable in 100 years? - Tortious
[quote]They'll still be teachers moaning with students[/quote] FIFY...
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re: Do you prefer short and thicc or long and lean? - Tortious
[img]https://i.giphy.com/media/HzgiGmBXjjglO/giphy.webp[/img]...
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re: Have we discussed Jessica Graf? - Tortious
My pee-pee feels funny now....
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re: A Question as Old as Time: Grizzly Bear VS Silverback Gorilla Deathmatch - Who wins? - Tortious
Kendall - she's killed a generation of my kids in a sock....
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re: Remember Space Port, the Cortana Mall Arcade? Here is their training video, circa 1981 - Tortious
[quote]Video says don't use physical force against a customer unless they start it [/quote] Kid smoking with a cup of something in his hand is pretty legit too....
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