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Tortious
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| Location: | ATX |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Wine, Women & Song |
| Occupation: | First Time Offender |
| Number of Posts: | 5174 |
| Registered on: | 11/5/2010 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Are AI Girlfriends The Future For Most Men
Posted by Tortious on 7/26/24 at 3:13 pm
My AI girlfriend cheated on me - whore....
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re: OT Police, why don’t go directly to the breathalyzer?
Posted by Tortious on 7/24/24 at 1:39 pm
[quote]Tantal[/quote]
Gave most of the reasons. Another one, which he mentioned, is lots of folks don't realize that you can get a DWI/DUI and never have blown. Being over the limit is just prima facie evidence you are violating the statute regarding driving impaired....
re: OLD CFB25 Thread - THREAD IS OFFICIALLY ANCHORED
Posted by Tortious on 7/18/24 at 11:24 am
[quote]Would just be three step drops or so, quick enough that it is impossible to bring pressure, and then a laser over all my defenders to someone streaking on the outside that is somehow already behind my coverage when i'm playing over the top coverage.[/quote]
Seems we have the same D Coordin...
re: Elon Sick of California
Posted by Tortious on 7/16/24 at 3:23 pm
[quote]If you have billions you dont care
San Diego has a damn near perfect climate
And the Monterrey area is great as well[/quote]
True but no reason to "live" there. Have residency, business entities, etc. all in other states....
re: Hawk Tuah gal getting big offers
Posted by Tortious on 7/15/24 at 9:20 pm
[quote]OT bros offering $100 to lick her butthole[/quote]
Im loaded - $350 on the table from me...
re: OLD CFB25 Thread - THREAD IS OFFICIALLY ANCHORED
Posted by Tortious on 7/15/24 at 7:57 pm
[quote]put your readers on[/quote]
Im wearing my glasses lol....
re: OLD CFB25 Thread - THREAD IS OFFICIALLY ANCHORED
Posted by Tortious on 7/15/24 at 7:21 pm
Jesus this game is fun. They have done a great job. Of course there will be cheese and stuff, but so far so good. Was really impressed the commentary in my exhibition of FSU/UF talked about Bobby Bowden, Peter Warrick, and history. Seems like AI is tailoring it to the situation...
re: On my way to new Orleans for vacation
Posted by Tortious on 7/15/24 at 12:13 pm
[quote]You'll spend the next 8 hours stuck in various tie ups on I-10 in Louisiana.
Then you'll get to New Orleans finally and have to dodge bullets.[/quote]
That's a feature not a bug - the change of pace from mind numbing boredom to sheer terror is exhilarating ...
re: WKRP Allegiance- Bailey or Jennifer?
Posted by Tortious on 7/13/24 at 12:10 pm
Bailey by a mile...
re: Is it common for middle aged men to rip arse and not care?
Posted by Tortious on 7/9/24 at 11:54 am
[quote]So I'm becoming a nasty old man now?[/quote]
Yes...
re: YouTube TV is it worth it, need opinions?
Posted by Tortious on 6/28/24 at 11:52 am
[quote]You can customize how you want the channels ordered. I have mine set up to start with the local channels then the sports channels.[/quote]
If I recall you have to do that on the web via a browser. Least it was like that last time I had it....
re: Would you report house workers getting into a fight before leaving?
Posted by Tortious on 6/27/24 at 3:41 pm
[quote]If she’s reasonable she’ll just drop it.[/quote]
[img]https://media1.tenor.com/m/eE0UXuV_efMAAAAC/troy-laugh.gif[/img]...
re: 27 year old cirrhosis
Posted by Tortious on 6/27/24 at 12:55 pm
[quote]It's the drinking that will require you to get a liver transplant and it will be the drinking that disqualifies you from getting one.[/quote]
[img]https://y.yarn.co/af8dc8b3-63eb-485c-a6e9-c77c45f01fae_text.gif[/img]...
re: The Beach in Destin looks Spectacular!
Posted by Tortious on 6/27/24 at 12:21 pm
[quote]I'd be looking for the first rip tide after twenty minutes of that.[/quote]
:lol:...
re: Hooters Abruptly Closes 40 Locations, Citing Rampant Inflation
Posted by Tortious on 6/25/24 at 5:10 pm
[quote]the one in Lafayette ran a wing, pitcher, and inability to spot a fake ID special.[/quote]
:lol:...
re: Feel good story of the day. Annoying, drunk Karen gets knocked the F out
Posted by Tortious on 6/25/24 at 9:32 am
[quote]Love the commentary on that video[/quote]
He is hilarious....
re: why are so many young white people getting tattoos?
Posted by Tortious on 6/24/24 at 3:27 pm
[quote]Because you touch yourself at night.[/quote]
Daytime too...
re: Guys just do not understand the struggle some women face - NSFW
Posted by Tortious on 6/24/24 at 3:09 pm
[quote]where's the orange video?[/quote]
Was really disappointed it wasn't included. frick whoever filmed/edited that....
re: Hiker missing for 10 days in California mountains survived by drinking a gallon of water..
Posted by Tortious on 6/24/24 at 12:37 pm
[quote]how is this guy measuring a gallon of water?[/quote]
Was my question too. ...
re: WYHI? El Paso woman, 71, makes history at Miss Texas USA
Posted by Tortious on 6/22/24 at 10:26 am
[quote]WYHI[/quote]
Mercilessly ...
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