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Tortious
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| Location: | ATX |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Wine, Women & Song |
| Occupation: | First Time Offender |
| Number of Posts: | 5732 |
| Registered on: | 11/5/2010 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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She looks like Riley Reid who has gained a few pounds.
This is troubling on several levels. First, you know a porn star by name. Second, I know who you are talking about. Third, I agree with you :lol:
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re: Scholars trash a Wendy’s.
Posted by Tortious on 5/14/26 at 12:14 pm to Wolfhound45
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Just wait until their dad gets home
re: Teacher, student… you know the rest…
Posted by Tortious on 5/11/26 at 4:16 pm to OldHickory
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Grade her on a curve.
Her's??
re: ‘Can you see my screen?’
Posted by Tortious on 5/11/26 at 4:15 pm to weagle1999
When people aren't presentable for face to face meetings when WFH -
"I'm having technical issues and my camera isn't working today so I have to keep it off"
"I'm having technical issues and my camera isn't working today so I have to keep it off"
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Are y'all multi-tasking - jerking off while watching the 6:00 news?
Only on Fridays to cap the week off.
re: MLB Concessions are Out of Control
Posted by Tortious on 5/4/26 at 3:36 pm to Clyde Tipton
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I think it's the 17 coors lights @ $12.99 that bit you.
With that kind of analytical insight, you should apply to that new opening at JP Morgan.
re: Most messed up thing you’ve seen in Walmart
Posted by Tortious on 5/4/26 at 1:01 pm to SquirrelBones
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someone found him when he was smoking cigs in his hideout
:lol:
re: Modern Naval Warfare | Release Date Announcement Trailer | May 18, 2026
Posted by Tortious on 5/4/26 at 12:34 pm to doc baklava
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And I'd study it like I was in law school
I'm surprised I got out out of law school due to the GOAT Harpoon.
re: Saw my first real sovereign citizen in the wild today.
Posted by Tortious on 4/30/26 at 1:15 pm to Seth Bullock
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Sigh. There are rules here sir
re: RIP David Allan Coe
Posted by Tortious on 4/30/26 at 10:59 am to SaintlyTiger88
Wonder how that first-rate whore sister of his is holding up?
re: Actress Olivia Wilde has been Ozempic-ed
Posted by Tortious on 4/28/26 at 6:48 pm to LegendInMyMind
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I'm just happy they got her out of the concentration camp
:lol:
re: Large scale shooting reported in Austin, TX
Posted by Tortious on 4/27/26 at 7:12 am to King of New Orleans
What else do you need to know
re: Who's the most attractive singer?
Posted by Tortious on 4/24/26 at 11:44 am to Everyday Is Saturday
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Linda Rondstadt
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Why are you naked with the wolf?
Mobility and coolness.
re: Safari Guide, Said He’d ‘Rather Be Killed by’ Elephant than Shoot One, Killed by Elephant
Posted by Tortious on 4/20/26 at 3:51 pm to Ace Midnight
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He died doing what he loved most - being dumb.
:lol:
re: Men shopping with wives
Posted by Tortious on 4/17/26 at 4:57 pm to Underteaux
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I feel like the dementia would make it very easy
Could just give the same thing from last year:lol:
Think how bad the bridge traffic is going to be today with 1/2 the OT on their way to Port Allen.
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If he ain't queer he missed a good chance.
Well looks like he will have had plenty of practice if the chance ever pops up again.
re: WYHI - Super Tall Girl
Posted by Tortious on 4/15/26 at 3:41 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
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I’m creating tight ends and power forwards every night
I'd be creating at least one loose end every night on gigantica.
"Limp Triscuit" :lol:
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Can you imagine the bitching afterwards.
:lol:
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