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re: What words are difficult for you to pronounce correctly? - Tortious
[quote]Worcestershire[/quote] This is a good one, especially as to how many people misspeak it mostly on purpose. ...
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re: Gabby Petito Case: FBI says Gabby's body likely found...Boyfriend still missing - Tortious
[quote]He can break his oath in that instances to save a life. But most lawyers wouldn't and don't.[/quote] Also to prevent future crimes....
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re: Need a new robot vacuum - Tortious
Had Roomba many years ago, recently has a Neato for several years. Currently Roborock S6 Max. Like it better than any of the others for sure, granted it is newer. No complaints, rarely gets stuck (maybe once that I can recall under a couch but never got stuck again there...), cleans in dark well, mo...
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re: Does where you live pass the dart/map test? - Tortious
Inb4 bullseye on NOLA....
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re: Help with flight info - Tortious
[quote]JDPndahizzy[/quote] Came in to post something similar :lol:...
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re: Would you refuse a breathalyzer? - Tortious
[quote]In a heartbeat. No evidence, no conviction.[/quote] Not true at all. Almost every state's DUI laws allow for convictions without one. You don't think you couldn't get one being fricked up out of your mind on pills? That said it is almost universally better to not take it because, at that po...
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re: Does anyone HATE runny eggs? - Tortious
[quote]runny eggs with a [b]grits[/b] to soak it up=goat[/quote] FIFY...
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re: Naked Florida woman drives golf cart into crime scene - Tortious
[quote]Sheriff’s deputies then pulled her from the cart and [b]fingercuffed[/b] her, the report said.[/quote] FIFY...
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re: LSU is quickly falling behind in the NIL race - Tortious
[quote]sissy blue Jordan brand shirts are selling like crazy. I[/quote] Domain up and everything. Coach O is getting NIL for other teams. [link=(https://sissyblue.com/)]Sissyblue.com[/link]...
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re: How are our coordinators so “unknown”? - Tortious
[quote]Because of who they’d be answering to [/quote] Its sad but true...
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re: Diane Lane or Ashley Judd - Tortious
No pics? [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/Q5o91MMErDWkQLk5b1/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47d3ixm0alin8px2c95pl97sn22m22435uqgsw5dwi&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img]...
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re: Diane Lane or Ashley Judd - Tortious
No pics? [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/Q5o91MMErDWkQLk5b1/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47d3ixm0alin8px2c95pl97sn22m22435uqgsw5dwi&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img]...
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re: Watching Carrie Underwood on ABC right now... - Tortious
[quote]Showing off them damn legs! I mean gotdamn![/quote] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/eNq8r4XARG9dcRYLA8/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47h1xvrmsg84n5l27raqkwkmeiu29z1qmfr8gebggd&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img]...
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re: Is Rebel Wilson borderline bangable now? - Tortious
[quote]Depends if she still carries all the fat girl insecurities[/quote] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/pcfdfm6hjTvji/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47be1nzjivq33ampp7z3lt3cabsy0ig4psidcsiqtn&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img]...
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re: Florida Woman busted for pulling knife after man's fart complaint - Tortious
[quote]Woman [/quote] Remains in doubt....
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re: Is there anything worse than shitting around strangers? - Tortious
[quote]I defer to your greatness. [/quote] Don't know about greatness, but you do what you got to do and I didn't want to walk through DFW with shite pants or in my boxers. I was pretty sure the seat they offered me was going to be next to a U.S. Marshall but it turned out it wasn't :lol:...
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re: Is there anything worse than shitting around strangers? - Tortious
[quote]Try having diarrhea on a red eye to Europe when the closest shitter is opposite the flight attendants jump seats.[/quote] Try having it hit you on approach to DFW in about seat 15B, knowing you can't hold it and will imminently shite you pants, getting up, walking back there with them loudl...
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re: Is there anything worse than shitting around strangers? - Tortious
[quote]How about taking a hungover shite in the back of a king air in front of your boss and work team. No partition, no privacy, only shame.[/quote] Epitome of shitting on company time :lol:...
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re: Ron Jeremy indicted on 30 counts of sexual assault in Los Angeles - Tortious
[quote]Fat ugly man was nailing girls on camera...why grope them off?[/quote] Probably only way to get turned on and really enjoy it....
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re: Things that don't phase you that others find repugnant. - Tortious
[quote]Bush[/quote] I mean not everybody was a fan of their music, but they were fairly popular in the 90s, so it isn't like your acceptance of them is that novel....
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