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[quote]This GUN for HIRE[/quote] [img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61uPMv1HoLL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_DpWeblab_.jpg[/img] Checks out...
[quote]Sydney Sweeney boasts about her 'Great Tits[/quote] [img]https://media.tenor.com/TzEIS0tKSxwAAAAM/thats-the-truth-bubba-thompson.gif[/img]...
[quote]Women traveling in packs are rabid. Its a strange chemistry, but they try to outwhore each other.[/quote] [img]https://media0.giphy.com/media/KDVswimTNahWzcd7sV/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95204eh0s1lxc9wgr5o640syvlvob9gxwsz9xpujsaq&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img] ...
[quote]immeasurable levels of repressed rage[/quote] :lol:...
[quote]Wipe the seat down with the Clorox wipe leaving it damp enough for the arse gasket to adhere to the seat. Depending on seat coverage I will add additional toilet paper.[/quote] Do you leave a paper mache sculpture when done?...
[quote]Just make sure you wrap it up before you dip it in that crazy.[/quote] Nah...
[quote]quote: My dishwasher is over 20 years old & still going strong. Yeah, how much does it cost though,[/quote] While daily maintenance can be a bit high with that model, that's not the issue. It's when the warranty runs out and it quits. It'll cost at least 1/2 his shite....
[quote]There are now snakes in South Florida big enough to eat a komodo dragons.[/quote] [img]https://media1.giphy.com/media/qKV8U3Gl3bWVi/200w.webp?cid=6c09b9520w1jtmg6uedk3l9dyz71tm313mw0dc28305q8dvg&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.webp&ct=g[/img]...
[quote]How is she still walking the streets free?[/quote] I'm mean I don't think she is actually free :lol:...
[quote]You may as well love the one you’re miserable with.[/quote] :lol:...

re: OJ Simpson died

Posted by Tortious on 4/11/24 at 10:53 am
[quote]thejuiceisloose[/quote] Checks out :lol:. Sure Bin Laden did a lot of damage, but he didn't exactly act alone in it. I mean the singular act of OJ. which caused the rush to sensationalize the news, offer non-stop commentary instead of just reporting on news, made it all about race, etc. W...

re: OJ Simpson died

Posted by Tortious on 4/11/24 at 10:18 am
[quote]OJ Simpson[/quote] frick that guy. He did more damage to this country than anyone I can really think of with his bullshite....

re: Why are we looking to space?

Posted by Tortious on 4/4/24 at 9:26 pm
[quote]Why aren’t we trying to go side-to-side or down?[/quote] Because you touch yourself - and when you do you look up and onward not down in the sheets or at Sheila your pillow who won't call you back....
I think they are great when purchasing, but after that highly factually specific and you need to read the terms closely. For example, mine had a clause that to had to get A/C inspected each spring/fall or warranty was void. That said I rode mine until my A/C went out because I knew it was dying and ...
[quote]Just imagine being a famous Hollywood actor and your choices for women are gold diggers and looney actresses.[/quote] [img]https://media2.giphy.com/media/fAv0Uat82acRKs8Rq2/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952znksr4vw7aepqd26o9uyfwms7qif2we8x3gwgvx6&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g[/img] ...
[quote]Call me Cool Hand Luke baw[/quote] [img]https://y.yarn.co/30942856-b535-4cba-8e73-b757ab2417e1_text.gif[/img]...
[quote]Which sucks and which tosses salad?[/quote] Hard hitting investigate questions like this is why I come to the OT :lol:...
[quote]All the hairdressers are ot 8/10.[/quote] Prove it....
[quote]Good for her. Er...them.[/quote] About the only time pronouns of they, them, etc. should be used....
Thought is was kind of funny to be honest. Still trashy though [img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61JUxNjWMdL._AC_UF894,1000_QL80_.jpg[/img]...