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re: Ronnie trying to throw down with some Thoth riders(new video on page 23) - Tortious
[quote]She’s like a Great Value Kardashian[/quote] [img]http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/vciollthqhvmmaatufz4.gif[/img] ...
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re: Dating website phenomenon - stay at home mom? - Tortious
[quote]How exactly does a single mom stay at home and not work, and isn’t looking for a job?[/quote] Lack of gag reflex...
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re: What do you tip a marijuana delivery service? - Tortious
[quote]What do you tip a marijuana delivery service?[/quote] A toke and a poke?...
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re: Bag of puppies thrown into bayou, rescued by fisherman in St. Martin -Advocate - Tortious
[quote]If some mongrel had somehow jumped my fence and knocked her up, am I supposed to take care of these unwanted litter and find them homes?[/quote] Let me ponder that... Yeah frick you you irresponsible prick...
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re: Zachary teacher was dirtying up her husband's new truck. - Tortious
Pulling forward and waiting on dat Spicy never worked out like that for me. What side you got to order to get that?...
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re: Meeting with women in business setting - Tortious
Peck on the cheek and a handful off ass. Then a nice pat on the arse so she knows I view her as a trusted professional....
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re: Woman Waits Until She Is 41 To Lose Her Virginity - Tortious
[quote]Pictures first.[/quote] You catch a lot of shite on here, but this is correct...
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re: If you had to eat 20k calories in a day to save your life - Tortious
[quote]Seriously, you could eat 10 large pizzas? Bad answer.[/quote] Don't have to. Some pizza can easily be a 1000 or more calories per slice...
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re: What Is The Fastest You Have Driven A Car And Where? - Tortious
142 on a V65 Magna on Burbank many years ago. ETA - didn't realize was limited to cars....
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re: Killing Time with Killer Katrin - NSFW - Tortious
About to go get a serious case of tennis elbow...
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re: Dropping your kid off at birthday parties vs all the parents staying - Tortious
[quote] I tell the parents that they are free to leave since I understand it’s a great to get some errands done without distractions. [/quote] If by "get some errands done" you mean doing wifey in the living room then I agree with you....
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re: What issues that are considered "conspiracy theories" do you actually believe? - Tortious
[quote]the peach mint articles[/quote] Nice...
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re: Decent talent on Jeopardy today - Tortious
What's the starting QB for Clemson doing on Jeopardy?...
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re: What do you think of "Doomsday Preppers" - Tortious
[quote]Probably in a pot of water over a fire if I had to guess.[/quote] Right. I meant you better have water (depending on disaster), fuel, and a way to stave off others who are interested in "participating" in your planning....
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re: What do you think of "Doomsday Preppers" - Tortious
[quote]Vacuum sealed white rice has a shelf life of 30 years...vacuum sealed beans has a shelf life longer than that. I have 10 lbs of each stored in our pantry as a just in case.[/quote] What's the plan to cook it?...
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re: Why is Tigerdroppings Slow today? - Tortious
[quote]nb4: because you touch youself[/quote] Came to post same...
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re: Spectrum TV ($24.99/month package) - Tortious
[quote]10 channels[/quote] Was looking into this myself. I heard you can't change the channels once selected like ever. Any insight?...
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re: Treasure hunter rescued in Yellowstone - Tortious
[quote]Fewer bears to eat you[/quote] Good point. ...
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re: Treasure hunter rescued in Yellowstone - Tortious
Why wouldn't he wait until the winter is over? shite it snowed in June one time I was there....
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re: Dangerous wild animal encounters - Tortious
[quote]Numerous cougar encounters[/quote] You hang out at Cadillac Cafe a lot?...
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