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Tortious
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| Location: | ATX |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Wine, Women & Song |
| Occupation: | First Time Offender |
| Number of Posts: | 5751 |
| Registered on: | 11/5/2010 |
| Online Status: | Online |
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re: Elon building his own gas pipeline
Posted by Tortious on 6/26/26 at 10:04 am to RanchoLaPuerto
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eight-mile natural gas pipeline
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re: Your New Helen of Troy: Pic Released
Posted by Tortious on 6/17/26 at 12:16 pm to Shiftyplus1
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There are a million gorgeous white actresses that could fit the bill.
GOAT as Helen
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naw baw, if the cows are lying down fish won't bite
Explains a lot actually :lol:
re: What was the first wives tale or urban legend you found to be a lie?
Posted by Tortious on 6/16/26 at 11:52 am to bayouteche
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If the cows are all standing up, the fish are biting.
I always heard this as liying down.
re: McDonald’s bringing back fried apple pies
Posted by Tortious on 6/16/26 at 11:49 am to Allthatfades
Burned my mouth and tongue multiple times as a kid eating those deceptively hot little bitches.
re: Another low-impulse-control person goes berserk inside a fast food restaurant
Posted by Tortious on 6/15/26 at 11:45 am to RustyDaDog
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Chimpin’ ain’t easy
:lol:
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Pics of wife?
Before and after to gauge OPs anger level correctness
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You seem to have very specific experience with this type of situation.
Born and Bred in South Louisiana is all :lol:
re: Gonzales officer on leave after punching a sheriff’s deputy on his wedding night.
Posted by Tortious on 6/10/26 at 6:46 am to Gulf Coast Tiger
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I wonder what the back story is to this stupidity
Probably been shacked up for awhile since she was knocked up. They got married before she got too big. Old boy probably said something inquiring whether it was actually his or not and calling him a dumbass for wifing it. Amy knew he was right to question it and his own conscience got to him so it took it out on the other dude.
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sneak up on that guy by walking straight at him
:lol:
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You have the right to remain silent.
But not the ability.
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Dirty Diana is better than any song Prince put out.
Darling Nikki is better
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clearly targeting
:lol:
re: Tortoises don’t like dark colors
Posted by Tortious on 6/5/26 at 10:50 am to hawgfaninc
I thought the shell butting move was kind of cool. Didn't know they did that
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Well I assume you won’t be leaving to become a math teacher
:lol:
re: Britney Spears had dropped another video (mildly NSFW)
Posted by Tortious on 6/4/26 at 9:53 am to UptownJoeBrown
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She needs to find Jesus and a good man.
Given my name is Jesus Martinez I can be a one stop shop for her.
re: Elon Musks boring company wants to build a loop tunnel in New Orleans
Posted by Tortious on 5/27/26 at 3:52 pm to AllbyMyRelf
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I keep hearing that New Orleans is sinking and going to be underwater.
Folks may have to live in it
re: Hoover Dam for 250
Posted by Tortious on 5/27/26 at 8:51 am to travelgamer
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She looks like Riley Reid who has gained a few pounds.
This is troubling on several levels. First, you know a porn star by name. Second, I know who you are talking about. Third, I agree with you :lol:
re: Scholars trash a Wendy’s.
Posted by Tortious on 5/14/26 at 12:14 pm to Wolfhound45
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Just wait until their dad gets home
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