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re: What’s the toughest decision you’ve ever had to make in your life? - Tortious
Sending mom to rehab with only enough money to spend one night in a hotel so she could qualify for county assistance. I thought I would never see her again...
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re: Hiker Missing for 12 Days in Zion NP found "Safe and Well" - Tortious
[quote]Lonnie Utah[/quote] [quote]Zion NP [/quote] Checks out...
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re: Mall of Louisiana to get an Aquarium - Tortious
[quote]Maybe a baby Shark Life exhibit.[/quote] :lol:...
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re: Mall of Louisiana to get an Aquarium - Tortious
[quote]This is probably going to he a shitshow. I expect a lot of coins and dead fish.[/quote] Or folks sitting on 5 gallon buckets with cane poles around the side of it....
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re: Besides being kicked in the nuts... - Tortious
[quote]Dick in a wall socket [/quote] You spend Friday nights like I do apparently....
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re: New trend- onlyfans accounts for college students - Tortious
[quote]Thanks to pornhub I can hardly get it up unless I’m watching 4 girls frick each other with strap-ons while pouring hot candle wax on to another girl that is chained and being whipped during role play.[/quote] I remember those days - life was much simpler then....
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re: Killer Mike's new Black-owned bank receives 'tens of thousands' of account requests - Tortious
[quote]f you get a check early, then all you did was move your payday up 2 days. [/quote] And by doing so made the same money have to last longer since you have increased the period between paychecks by 2 more days....
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re: 1000 posts - Tortious
You fricking failed. Rules are babe thread at this point. shite man read the manual. ETA - your prize for that post is an avalanche of downvotes....
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re: PSA: Theres a lot of "manterrupting" happening on this board - Tortious
Sometimes it is needed though [img]https://introductiontovisualculturefall2017.files.wordpress.com/2017/11/man-talk.gif?w=670[/img]...
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re: It’s been 77 days since Yahoo suspended their comments section - Tortious
[quote]Ken M [/quote] Troll level 1000 - the best there ever was. :cheers:...
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re: World's longest legs record broken by Texan teen - Tortious
[quote]Thats a big bitch[/quote] Well tall. She so skinny though, she could turn sideways and disappear....
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re: How to approach wife/SO about having sex with another woman - Tortious
[quote]Any thoughts/advice?[/quote] Record the ask and post it to OT. On second thought, have someone else record it because you'll probably drop your phone when she starts beating your ass....
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re: Sexy 2020 Halloween costumes NSFW - Tortious
[quote]Her tie is way too short.[/quote] For some reason the length of his ties irrationally drives me crazy - Trump has been wearing ties most of his adult life and ties them too long. WTF?...
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re: NSFW: Belated Hump Day - Tortious
[img]https://64.media.tumblr.com/28518f215f1543aea9a3ec77ab80d770/cfe31c2ae5b77177-38/s640x960/cfb1801bca1704b38cfbd5203ce1217623015249.png[/img] Wonder what she is thinking - I know for sure what I am. Jesus will be upset....
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re: Sandbagging homes. Worth it? - Tortious
[quote]Saw a nice house down south that had a personal levee built completely around his house.[/quote] Used to be one out around Tiger Bend or Antioch area back in the 80s or so. Remember it as a kid - driveway went though the berm and remember seeing it sandbagged and using a pump to get rainwa...
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re: Tombstone. - Tortious
[quote] I wonder if there is a deleted scene?[/quote] If I recall correctly there was a deleted scene surrounding the killing of McMasters so maybe it was in there. Regardless, I was always under the impression there was more time from when Wyatt takes off and that he didn't go straight there or ...
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re: Post some of your favorite 2020 memes - Tortious
[img]https://i.imgur.com/gJ2VgLi.jpeg[/img] [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/l2QEiM0yBe0lqz78c/giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: GF found some panties in my clean laundry today - Tortious
[quote]congrats on the [b]Wide[/b] piece.[/quote] FIFY...
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re: What is the big deal about having an ex-wife in residence? - Tortious
[quote]Getting started again with a different woman would have been a huge pain in the ass. [/quote] This is just sad and pathetic....
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