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Tortious
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| Location: | ATX |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Wine, Women & Song |
| Occupation: | First Time Offender |
| Number of Posts: | 5770 |
| Registered on: | 11/5/2010 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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She looks, and frankly is, fun. How big of a piece?
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NYPD cops that target quality-of-life crimes like graffiti and fare evasion.
How is graffiti a quality of life crime :lol: ? These fricking idiots.
It is a crime he has not won a Pulitzer yet.
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ScarJo looking like a dumpy librarian in 2026
Didn't even recognize her.
re: On this week 30 years ago the billboard top modern rock songs
Posted by Tortious on 8/14/26 at 12:24 pm to Stinger_1066
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That line is from Everything Zen.
Damnit. Now that you say it I can hear the next piece. You are right so my bad.
re: On this week 30 years ago the billboard top modern rock songs
Posted by Tortious on 8/14/26 at 10:15 am to DestrehanTiger
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Machine Head
Awesome song. Love the line about flying to Los Angeles to see his a-hole brother.
re: On this week 30 years ago the billboard top modern rock songs
Posted by Tortious on 8/14/26 at 9:58 am to ChatGPT of LA
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You really think I care where you stand?
You responded so I don't know what to tell you.
re: On this week 30 years ago the billboard top modern rock songs
Posted by Tortious on 8/14/26 at 9:30 am to ChatGPT of LA
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I pride myself by not knowing who the frick the "butthole surfers" are
This doesn't mean what you think it does and you look stupid
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I’ll never understand the obsession with this place… and the overpriced bbq isn’t worth it.
I just drive back from San Antonio to Austin on a highway not I-35. Pavement smooth as glass, 70 MPH speed limit for most of it with folks pushing 10 over and cops not sweating it. That's enough for me.
re: Did any of you use the Jackpocket app to buy lottery tickets before they banned in in TX?
Posted by Tortious on 8/12/26 at 10:58 am to LegendInMyMind
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Jackpocket
Sounds......nasty.
Certainly after the first use.
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looks like an episode of Landman
:lol: but you're not wrong.
re: Man arrested, for raping woman after night of drinking at Perkins overpass bars.
Posted by Tortious on 8/10/26 at 11:29 am to molsusports
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Cosby sex
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Reservations should be abolished. The whole thing is absurd in modern times. They are all hell holes.
Hold on now. If tribal membership expands as contemplated there may be a silver lining...
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penectomy
I am not pleased I now know a new word.
re: QR codes on cups for limited # of refills coming to theme parks & restaurants
Posted by Tortious on 7/17/26 at 11:22 am to CatfishJohn
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And they're all cokes where I'm from. Then you say what kind of coke
Truth
re: Sites you cannot comprehend until you see them
Posted by Tortious on 7/16/26 at 3:14 pm to CollegeFBRules
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Glacier NP has some sights that make you think you’re dreaming.
No joke. I have some pictures that I would think we're photoshopped if I hadn't taken them myself.
re: The Blue Angels buzzed Pensacola beach this morning
Posted by Tortious on 7/16/26 at 11:45 am to Witty_Username
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First downvote
But not the last
re: Apple Credit Card vs Amazon Prime Card
Posted by Tortious on 7/15/26 at 12:51 pm to boxcarbarney
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I make all my Amazon purchases on my Prime card, then pay them off within the month. That 5% cash back is worth it for me.
Same
re: Elon building his own gas pipeline
Posted by Tortious on 6/26/26 at 10:04 am to RanchoLaPuerto
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eight-mile natural gas pipeline
re: Your New Helen of Troy: Pic Released
Posted by Tortious on 6/17/26 at 12:16 pm to Shiftyplus1
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There are a million gorgeous white actresses that could fit the bill.
GOAT as Helen
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