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Tortious
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| Location: | ATX |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Wine, Women & Song |
| Occupation: | First Time Offender |
| Number of Posts: | 5671 |
| Registered on: | 11/5/2010 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: When it comes to cheating, who is more to blame: the married or the mistress?
Posted by Tortious on 1/15/26 at 5:43 pm to BamaCoaster
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Incredibly pregnant at the moment.
Hmmm...
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re: Ugly guys can start an OnlyFans now
Posted by Tortious on 1/14/26 at 4:59 pm to Higgysmalls
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Some of the stuff already is top notch
I don't believe you - prove your point.
re: Chinese State Media confirms existence of Orbital Strike Carrier
Posted by Tortious on 1/14/26 at 4:55 pm to DownshiftAndFloorIt
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And just how exactly do they plan to get a 120,000 ton machine into orbit in the first place?
re: Landman on Paramount
Posted by Tortious on 1/12/26 at 10:57 pm to wareaglepete
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I'm no barge or river expert. What was up with that barge? It looked like it was sinking. Like 20% of the back half was under water. Is it supposed to be that way? Was it just loaded down so heavy? Looked crazy.
It is. It's on a submersible barge partially sunk to lower center of gravity and make it easier to tow and not worry about being top heavy.
re: wtf happened to Austin, Texas
Posted by Tortious on 1/12/26 at 4:58 pm to NorthTxLSU
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as a GTA 5 server
:lol:
re: Austin PD is cleaning up the trash on 6th Street
Posted by Tortious on 1/12/26 at 2:05 pm to BigUglies10
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He probably was one of the ones arrested.
:lol:
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Boss13
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Office babes.
Works good when you can stock your own pond, just don't ever fish in it.
re: Things that sound great in your head but suck in practice
Posted by Tortious on 1/6/26 at 1:53 pm to MyRockstarComplex
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Women that squirt
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clean the mats in your car after.
:lol:
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MFF version of this is a bucket list item, if we are speaking honestly here….
I'm more of an Albertsons kind of guy, but we each have our kinks, so you do you.
re: Gas prices could reach $10-12 a gallon next year on the West Coast
Posted by Tortious on 12/19/25 at 10:50 am to MorbidTheClown
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Kalifornia
It's been downhill since we ran out of Lucky Lager.
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Selma Hayek.
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she’s a C cup
You can go frick yourself for ruining it for me :lol:
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Had a co-worker order almost daily from DD and when he got his order he would put in a complaint saying either something was missing or they got the order wrong. At the time it was just an automatic refund and no verification was needed. He never paid for a meal for quite some time.
I hate people like this.
re: Mayor-elect Moreno hung banners at Gallier Hall. Mayor Cantrell had them taken down.
Posted by Tortious on 12/17/25 at 1:22 pm to boxcarbarney
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You almost have to admire that woman's pettiness. She really just does whatever the frick she wants.
I'm not sure what impresses me more, the level of her bullshite, or that it hasn't topped out and she keeps one upping herself.
re: Elon is now worth $684 billion
Posted by Tortious on 12/17/25 at 12:26 pm to CapnKangaroo
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frick them. Let’s go to mars.
:lol:
re: All of you Pornhub premium subscribers just had your search and watch activity hacked
Posted by Tortious on 12/17/25 at 12:11 pm to JiminyCricket
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One of the best things I've ever done is to stop consuming porn.
I just watch it not digest it.
Upvote for thread title.
re: Military experts: who is your worst general?
Posted by Tortious on 12/17/25 at 9:05 am to TexasTiger08
Hermann Göring is my submission.
re: Rob Reiner and his wife confirmed stabbed to death in their home
Posted by Tortious on 12/15/25 at 10:40 am to DeltaTigerDelta
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Brentwood is Nicole Simpson’s neighborhood. Possibly same killer?
:lol:
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An only fans chick will write fat sexy on her arse while getting railed just for you
Was that expensive?
re: 84 years ago, lest we forget
Posted by Tortious on 12/8/25 at 6:01 pm to RustyDaDog
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believe I read somewhere, there are 13 survivors left.
Local news said 12
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when y’all add pics
Wish there was a way to add pics to thread and block OP from seeing them. Should be an automatic feature.
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