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re: Universal Kids Resort (Frisco) getting roasted online
Posted on 6/19/26 at 6:28 pm to real turf fan
Posted on 6/19/26 at 6:28 pm to real turf fan
Save money . Biloxi Mississippi already has all this. Go carts tracks, Amusement park resort for kids( I think it used to be Jimmy Buffet’s casino) etc.
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Posted on 6/19/26 at 7:58 pm to Bama Bird
Looks a lot like cheap arse Sea World San Antonio. Really cheap and shitty ride landscaping. It’ll probably look better once the trees grow and everything fills in. But it looks like arse right now and doesn’t help that the ride sucks.
You can build a theme park for children that isn’t embarrassing looking.
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Bunch of ignorants in here. This “amusement park” is designed for little kids only.
You can build a theme park for children that isn’t embarrassing looking.
This post was edited on 6/19/26 at 8:10 pm
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:02 pm to Bama Bird
DELTA VILLAGE
IN TALLULAH
IN TALLULAH
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:23 pm to Bama Bird
I mean it is supposed to be for kids. Looks like a bunch of kids rides. I wouldn't go there cuz my little one would be bored but for others with small ones it might be great.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:30 pm to DarkDrifter
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This whole park is aimed at very young kids. Not sure what the issue is here
Yeah. Idk what this board expected. This aint going to be The Texas Giant.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:31 pm to SuperSaint
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Outdoor theme park in the metro with possibly the worst year around weather of any major metro in the US seems like a retarded idea
I mean Six Flags does most of their business in the summer.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:45 pm to Bama Bird
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If you're not going to at least match Six Flags quality, why bother building this in the first place?
Because its a kids park designed for 10 and under. There arent any adventure rides, for that reason
You want roller coasters go to 6 Flags, 30 min away
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:47 pm to Bama Bird
This is why we financed a trip to Ark Encounter instead
Posted on 6/20/26 at 3:37 am to Bama Bird
That woman is as fat as Shrek.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 4:52 am to Bama Bird
This park is targeted for kids 5-9 years old.
It only costs $55/pp to get in, including adults
It was not meant to be as spectacular as Universal in Orlando
$55 isn’t bad at all, considering most kids go to those indoor jumpy places and pay $25 for 2 hours
This gets kids outside and something unique to do at that age
Time will tell, but I think it’s a great idea…location is probably suspect due to the potential for weather all summer, but I’m sure they did research on that before picking Frisco
It only costs $55/pp to get in, including adults
It was not meant to be as spectacular as Universal in Orlando
$55 isn’t bad at all, considering most kids go to those indoor jumpy places and pay $25 for 2 hours
This gets kids outside and something unique to do at that age
Time will tell, but I think it’s a great idea…location is probably suspect due to the potential for weather all summer, but I’m sure they did research on that before picking Frisco
Posted on 6/20/26 at 9:31 am to Bama Bird
Seems decent enough, but not sure I’d build a whole vacation around it.
If I were already going to Dallas, I could see making a day out of it, but unless the themed aspects get much better, I don’t think I could justify building a vacation around what I could get by going to Carousel Gardens / Storyland in City Park.
If I were already going to Dallas, I could see making a day out of it, but unless the themed aspects get much better, I don’t think I could justify building a vacation around what I could get by going to Carousel Gardens / Storyland in City Park.
Posted on 6/20/26 at 10:35 am to Bama Bird
Why would ANYONE travel PAST SIX FLAGS to go to THAT! 
Posted on 6/20/26 at 10:58 am to Boudreauboudreaugoly
Maybe because their children are 6 yrs. old and younger. Why do families with young children go to Peppa Pig Land in Florida? They are not going for the big thrill rides, obviously.
Families that have both young children and teens can plan a little trip and go to both Six Flags and Universal Resort for Kids.
Families that have both young children and teens can plan a little trip and go to both Six Flags and Universal Resort for Kids.
Posted on 6/24/26 at 4:17 pm to Nolalakeview
Honestly after seeing all the rides on some videos the Shrek one is far and away the worst and it's actually kind of surprising they built it that way b/c the rest of the stuff in the park looks fine for the age range they are targeting.
I asked my kid to look at what all they had and he seemed enthused about it. I still doubt he'd like the Shrek ride but the kiddie coasters, swings, and water rides got him pretty excited.
Here's a long tour on YouTube
and here's a short vid on just the rides on Insta LINK
I asked my kid to look at what all they had and he seemed enthused about it. I still doubt he'd like the Shrek ride but the kiddie coasters, swings, and water rides got him pretty excited.
Here's a long tour on YouTube
and here's a short vid on just the rides on Insta LINK
Posted on 6/24/26 at 4:23 pm to weagle1999
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That woman is as fat as Shrek.
Shrek might be hotter
Posted on 6/24/26 at 4:31 pm to Bama Bird
When I saw an exterior shot from the highway, it looked like some multicolored eastern european, soviet era block of apartments.
Posted on 6/24/26 at 5:16 pm to Bama Bird
They know it’s shitty, that’s why they flew down a bunch of social media influencers and gave them free stuff to post glowing reviews. That’s the most half-assed looking theme park I’ve ever seen, I don’t care how young the demographic is. State fairs put in more effort.
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