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Universal Kids Resort (Frisco) getting roasted online
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:18 am
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:18 am
Officially opens July 1 but preview footage is coming out and it looks terrible. Like comically, unbelievably terrible.
If you're not going to at least match Six Flags quality, why bother building this in the first place?
If you're not going to at least match Six Flags quality, why bother building this in the first place?
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Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:19 am to Bama Bird
Grand opening, grand closing.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:20 am to Bama Bird
If they're selling season passes, then I am out
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:20 am to Bama Bird
It will look better once it is filled with people. Waiting in line will tire you out and lower expectations.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:25 am to Bama Bird
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If you're not going to at least match Six Flags quality, why bother building this in the first place?
Did you ever ride/drive the Model T's at Six Flags? That's how the one rail course works. It's for little kids.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:34 am to Bama Bird
Plenty of bushes for those Indians to shite in
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:37 am to TigerBear1971
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Did you ever ride/drive the Model T's at Six Flags? That's how the one rail course works. It's for little kids.
Not talking about the ride itself, it's the complete lack of effort and people expect more when Universal puts their name on it. This is like OG Visionland but even that looked better
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Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:41 am to Bama Bird
That Shek ride is a bore. Kids have more fun running on the moving sidewalk in the airport.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:41 am to Bama Bird
This is a kiddie ride for extremely young children. 
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:42 am to Bama Bird
I’d be pissed as hell if I waited in line for 45 mins to sit on a car in the hot sun going 5 mph and looking at some stupid road signs
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:44 am to RoyalWe
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This is a kiddie ride for extremely young children.
I can’t see any of my kids liking it and they’re all very young. Especially after that awful line where you’re just staring at the fat people in the next row
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:48 am to Bama Bird
Bless that little park's heart.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:51 am to mauser
Yeah this seems massively underwhelming. I have no issue with the type of rides, as they are built for young kids. But Universal dropped the ball on what makes their other parks great, world immersion.
Did they even plant any mature trees? Going to be miserably hot there in the Texas summer
Did they even plant any mature trees? Going to be miserably hot there in the Texas summer
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:52 am to Bama Bird
That ride looks like the rides at "Peppa Pig Land" in Legoland Florida.
ETA: That's not a compliment.
ETA: That's not a compliment.
This post was edited on 6/19/26 at 8:53 am
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:53 am to Bama Bird
Outdoor theme park in the metro with possibly the worst year around weather of any major metro in the US seems like a retarded idea
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:55 am to Bama Bird
Looks like Temu Six Flags or something.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 8:58 am to SuperSaint
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Outdoor theme park in the metro with possibly the worst year around weather of any major metro in the US seems like a retarded idea
This I agree with
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:09 am to Bama Bird
On the bright side, you won’t need express pass.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:31 am to upgrayedd
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Plenty of bushes for those Indians to shite in
That water in the rapids ride will be yellow/brown in no time.
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