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re: Universal Kids Resort (Frisco) getting roasted online
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:36 am to Bama Bird
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:36 am to Bama Bird
What’s wrong with it? It looks like a strip mall theme park. They’ve done a great job of blending it in with the Frisco landscape. I’m sure it will smell great when it opens.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:49 am to RoyalWe
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This is a kiddie ride for extremely young children.
I’d expect Universal to create something a little better than a ride I could build myself in my backyard
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:53 am to RoyalWe
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This is a kiddie ride for extremely young children.
Attaching your brand to that just seems really questionable. Looks like something you would find outside of a shopping mall, with a bunch of terrible cardboard cutouts.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:28 am to Bama Bird
Bunch of ignorants in here. This “amusement park” is designed for little kids only.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:34 am to Y.A. Tittle
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Attaching your brand to that just seems really questionable. Looks like something you would find outside of a shopping mall, with a bunch of terrible cardboard cutouts.
The park is literally for 5 year olds. What do you want them to do? Build a bunch of rides they cant ride?
This post was edited on 6/19/26 at 10:37 am
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:40 am to CPA Yung Boi
Yes, most people don’t do their research and realize this park was built specifically for kids and it reflects that. It was advertised and built that way.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:41 am to CPA Yung Boi
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The park is literally for 5 year olds. What do you want them to do? Build a bunch of rides they cant ride?
I mean, the pace of the ride is fine. It's just the decor is sparse and feels very unfinished. I could meet with three people at my work and do a better job decorating, and I've never done this before.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:41 am to Bama Bird
Just put in a roller coaster called Indian Jones and the Taj Mahal of Doom and it’ll be sold out.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:46 am to Bama Bird
I’m 5'6 430# can I get a handicap pass and cart to skip all lines?
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:47 am to Bama Bird
Video looks like I made it.
Pay for professional. Bet AI would do wonders.
Creating images in minds is rather important.
Pay for professional. Bet AI would do wonders.
Creating images in minds is rather important.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:35 am to Bama Bird
A theme park in the south thats not a water park and not Disney/Universal seems like a bad idea. The weather is the worst when all the kids are out of school and on vacation. Who wants to stand out in the 100 degree heat to sit on hot metal or plastic and pay $100 to just get in
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:47 am to Bama Bird
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Frisco
Frisco is populated by a lot of Arab and Indian immigrants.
This is better than anything they have in their native homelands.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:51 am to Bama Bird
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Frisco
had better rides back when the whores worked out of trailers where the big mall sits now
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:01 pm to Bama Bird
Really, all theme parks should objectively be considered lame if you're over 12 years old.
I don't think this Frisco Resort is objectively any more lame than any of the other theme parks.
You just realize how lame this Frisco resort because you never experienced the resort as a kid. So you don't end up viewing this resort with rose colored glasses like you do with Universal Studios or something.
I don't think this Frisco Resort is objectively any more lame than any of the other theme parks.
You just realize how lame this Frisco resort because you never experienced the resort as a kid. So you don't end up viewing this resort with rose colored glasses like you do with Universal Studios or something.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:02 pm to RoyalWe
It’s targeted for kids age 3-10 right? Absolutely terrible idea.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:11 pm to Bama Bird
Did they try and do that after an 80% budget cut?
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:13 pm to LSUtoBOOT
It is weird that this board takes shots at Frisco and Collin County when it is an incredible place to live with so much to offer. But, oh no, there are people who may not look like me! I therefore must hate on it from my shitty home and life.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:23 pm to Bama Bird
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If you're not going to at least match Six Flags quality
I thought it was ridiculous, but I also think it was built for much younger children than Six Flags. It’s not meant for teens or preteens from what I remember.
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:33 pm to Bama Bird
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If you're not going to at least match Six Flags quality, why bother building this in the first place?
It’s for kids my friend! And why try to equal six flags when it’s so close?! Im pretty sure Colin County doesn’t want trashy adult entertainment traffic. Zero business sense.
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