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re: Universal Kids Resort (Frisco) getting roasted online

Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:36 am to
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30309 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:36 am to
What’s wrong with it? It looks like a strip mall theme park. They’ve done a great job of blending it in with the Frisco landscape. I’m sure it will smell great when it opens.
Posted by Downeast12
Member since Jun 2022
1052 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:49 am to
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This is a kiddie ride for extremely young children.


I’d expect Universal to create something a little better than a ride I could build myself in my backyard
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111297 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:53 am to
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This is a kiddie ride for extremely young children.


Attaching your brand to that just seems really questionable. Looks like something you would find outside of a shopping mall, with a bunch of terrible cardboard cutouts.
Posted by NoBoDawg
Member since Feb 2014
2272 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:28 am to
Bunch of ignorants in here. This “amusement park” is designed for little kids only.
Posted by CPA Yung Boi
Member since Apr 2026
57 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:34 am to
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Attaching your brand to that just seems really questionable. Looks like something you would find outside of a shopping mall, with a bunch of terrible cardboard cutouts.


The park is literally for 5 year olds. What do you want them to do? Build a bunch of rides they cant ride?
This post was edited on 6/19/26 at 10:37 am
Posted by GrimaceBallz
Member since Nov 2024
887 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:40 am to
Yes, most people don’t do their research and realize this park was built specifically for kids and it reflects that. It was advertised and built that way.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
11708 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:41 am to
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The park is literally for 5 year olds. What do you want them to do? Build a bunch of rides they cant ride?


I mean, the pace of the ride is fine. It's just the decor is sparse and feels very unfinished. I could meet with three people at my work and do a better job decorating, and I've never done this before.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20656 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:41 am to
Just put in a roller coaster called Indian Jones and the Taj Mahal of Doom and it’ll be sold out.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
53872 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:46 am to
I’m 5'6 430# can I get a handicap pass and cart to skip all lines?
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1968 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:47 am to
Video looks like I made it.

Pay for professional. Bet AI would do wonders.

Creating images in minds is rather important.
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