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re: Universal Kids Resort (Frisco) getting roasted online

Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:36 am to
Posted by TexasTiger08
Member since Oct 2006
30572 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:36 am to
What’s wrong with it? It looks like a strip mall theme park. They’ve done a great job of blending it in with the Frisco landscape. I’m sure it will smell great when it opens.
Posted by Downeast12
Member since Jun 2022
1140 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:49 am to
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This is a kiddie ride for extremely young children.


I’d expect Universal to create something a little better than a ride I could build myself in my backyard
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111639 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 9:53 am to
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This is a kiddie ride for extremely young children.


Attaching your brand to that just seems really questionable. Looks like something you would find outside of a shopping mall, with a bunch of terrible cardboard cutouts.
Posted by NoBoDawg
Member since Feb 2014
2393 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:28 am to
Bunch of ignorants in here. This “amusement park” is designed for little kids only.
Posted by CPA Yung Boi
Member since Apr 2026
237 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:34 am to
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Attaching your brand to that just seems really questionable. Looks like something you would find outside of a shopping mall, with a bunch of terrible cardboard cutouts.


The park is literally for 5 year olds. What do you want them to do? Build a bunch of rides they cant ride?
This post was edited on 6/19/26 at 10:37 am
Posted by GrimaceBallz
Member since Nov 2024
932 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:40 am to
Yes, most people don’t do their research and realize this park was built specifically for kids and it reflects that. It was advertised and built that way.
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12045 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:41 am to
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The park is literally for 5 year olds. What do you want them to do? Build a bunch of rides they cant ride?


I mean, the pace of the ride is fine. It's just the decor is sparse and feels very unfinished. I could meet with three people at my work and do a better job decorating, and I've never done this before.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21173 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:41 am to
Just put in a roller coaster called Indian Jones and the Taj Mahal of Doom and it’ll be sold out.
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54215 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:46 am to
I’m 5'6 430# can I get a handicap pass and cart to skip all lines?
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2766 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 10:47 am to
Video looks like I made it.

Pay for professional. Bet AI would do wonders.

Creating images in minds is rather important.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10972 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:30 am to
future petri dish
Posted by Midtiger farm
Member since Nov 2014
6384 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:35 am to
A theme park in the south thats not a water park and not Disney/Universal seems like a bad idea. The weather is the worst when all the kids are out of school and on vacation. Who wants to stand out in the 100 degree heat to sit on hot metal or plastic and pay $100 to just get in
Posted by Stinger_1066
On a golf course
Member since Jul 2021
3679 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:47 am to
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Frisco


Frisco is populated by a lot of Arab and Indian immigrants.

This is better than anything they have in their native homelands.
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
12400 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 11:51 am to
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Frisco


had better rides back when the whores worked out of trailers where the big mall sits now
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
3940 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:01 pm to
Really, all theme parks should objectively be considered lame if you're over 12 years old.

I don't think this Frisco Resort is objectively any more lame than any of the other theme parks.

You just realize how lame this Frisco resort because you never experienced the resort as a kid. So you don't end up viewing this resort with rose colored glasses like you do with Universal Studios or something.
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
67244 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:02 pm to
It’s targeted for kids age 3-10 right? Absolutely terrible idea.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33742 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:11 pm to
Did they try and do that after an 80% budget cut?
Posted by nola tiger lsu
Member since Nov 2007
7536 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:13 pm to
It is weird that this board takes shots at Frisco and Collin County when it is an incredible place to live with so much to offer. But, oh no, there are people who may not look like me! I therefore must hate on it from my shitty home and life.
Posted by dallastigers
Member since Dec 2003
10981 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:23 pm to
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If you're not going to at least match Six Flags quality


I thought it was ridiculous, but I also think it was built for much younger children than Six Flags. It’s not meant for teens or preteens from what I remember.
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7230 posts
Posted on 6/19/26 at 12:33 pm to
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If you're not going to at least match Six Flags quality, why bother building this in the first place?

It’s for kids my friend! And why try to equal six flags when it’s so close?! Im pretty sure Colin County doesn’t want trashy adult entertainment traffic. Zero business sense.
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