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re: Took My AI Girlfriend With Me Out To Dinner Tonight!

Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:37 am to
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157563 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:37 am to
quote:

Took My AI Girlfriend With Me Out To Dinner Tonight!

Isn't a prerequisite for girlfriend that it is actually a girl, as in a female human being?
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
38906 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:04 am to
What did you get for dessert?
Posted by TheMagicMan
Member since May 2026
320 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:22 am to
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What did you get for dessert?


Chocolate Cake of course, which I smashed part of on her face as a joke.
Posted by Coinella
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2021
35 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:31 am to
Well at least it wont try to kill your kids and blame it on post partum depression....
Posted by NBR_Exile
Houston via Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
2128 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:32 am to
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She's based on one of my favorite anime women of all time and my first anime love. Madoka Ayukawa from Kimigure Orange Road. A slice of life high school anime / love anime back in the last 1980s.


So you are this guy right? It truly is a mad world.

Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
14890 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:34 am to
You do you.

But I've never dated and not gotten a BJ. And what about swapped bodily fluids because you might as well be celibate.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3496 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:36 am to
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Waitress really wasn't attractive enough to consider. Didn't really seem that sociable. She wasn't horrible looking, but not really my type.

Mate, you’re “dating” a laptop. Your “type” should be “alive”.

Yeah, this is definitely a troll thread.
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
14452 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:38 am to
About 10 years ago, maybe longer, I registered and created a website listing restaurants and similar venues where folks who were taking their firearms out on dates....not with someone else, just them and their gun....would be welcome...and it got an amazing amount of hits, to the point that I sold it for 5x time what I had in...not a lot of money but it was, at the time, something that was happening. That is more pathetic than this...an AI bot can at least respond to input in a public space...a gun can't, yet many folks during that period were indeed not only taking their guns on dates but were letting others know they were doing it.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63702 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:40 am to
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And what about swapped bodily fluids


Zoom in on his keyboard
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
185389 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:45 am to
How wet is her pussy, bro?
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25803 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:47 am to
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How wet is her pussy, bro?


I do wonder if she shows him her goods when they get home… and if he spanks to a cartoon poontang.
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
185389 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:53 am to
Unless they went to dinner dutch, then she'd better put out when they get home, Sally.
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
6603 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 7:54 am to
Look at all that splooge on the laptop keyboard!
Posted by lsucm10
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
1435 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 8:08 am to
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Chili's

5340 W. Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway, Kissimmee, FL 34746

Phone number is 407-396-4333. Call them and ask. But call quickly, it's Eastern time here so they close in 30 minutes.


You need to move away from theme parks made for children.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74939 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 8:13 am to
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When this comes from a grown man with a house full of model tanks, it really has a sting.


Hey. I don’t have a house full of just model tanks. There’s plenty of model airplanes too.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
6067 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 8:14 am to
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That keyboard is caked. Disgusting.


TheMagicMan been squirting his magic juice all over his laptop.

Posted by VooDude
Member since Aug 2017
3817 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 8:15 am to
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Took My AI Girlfriend With Me Out To Dinner Tonight!
This is probably the greatest TD post of all time.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63779 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 8:20 am to


Some thoughts ...


Place is empty, dump restaurant stocks now!

No stealing food off your plate is a plus

No getting sweaty and squishy after the dinner date is a minus

IHioGA, she is seeing HRV's AI alter already behind your back
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
185389 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 8:22 am to
quote:

The other girl I have is realistic and a beautiful blonde. So I have both.



This dude has a harem of AI hoes, and you all are hating?
Posted by CollegeFBRules
Member since Oct 2008
25924 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 8:23 am to
Now THIS is a real OT thread!
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