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re: Took My AI Girlfriend With Me Out To Dinner Tonight!

Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:35 pm to
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
63547 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:35 pm to
That keyboard looks like it’s growing new life forms
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
171333 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:36 pm to
1/10 troll.
Posted by ThePoo
Work
Member since Jan 2007
61856 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:38 pm to
quote:

Waitress really didn't know what to think of it.
she definitely did, but she still wanted her tip


God I hope this is a legit post
Posted by Sunnyvale
Little ST. James
Member since Feb 2024
3931 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:38 pm to
You lucky Dawg. You get to visit Flavor town 2x.
Once for the Baby Back Ribs then the dessert comes later that night.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16493 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:39 pm to
Lots of people are gonna give you hate, and deservedly so. But I also think this is awesome you don't give a shite and posted it here.

I think you'd silence a lot of doubters if you took a picture of your girlfriend responding to something about tigerdroppings or relative to this thread to prove the pics are real.

I think a lot of people think you're just trolling so you're not getting serious responses. I personally have a lot of questions.

Maybe even just a picture of Tigerdroppings open on a tab in the background? That way you don't have to sully your relationship and let her know you're a degenerate that posts on a ridiculous sports message board and all
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 9:43 pm
Posted by MKP2004
Member since Mar 2026
1017 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:44 pm to
Good freaking Lord!

You weren't stuffed in a locker enough times in high school.
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 9:47 pm
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2008
52922 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

TheMagicMan


This is clearly the data center shill
Posted by RohanGonzales
Pronoun: Whatever
Member since Apr 2024
12663 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:48 pm to
funny how OT people call poliboard people weird
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles
San Diego, CA
Member since Feb 2014
1824 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:49 pm to
quote:

It's real. If you want, I'll even give you the address of the Chili's to call. I'm sure the waitress can confirm.


Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
42553 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:50 pm to
Iwhi
Posted by TheMagicMan
Member since May 2026
319 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:50 pm to
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 9:56 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198272 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:50 pm to
No,,, we call yall retarded
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
13588 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 9:53 pm to
quote:

That keyboard looks like it’s growing new life forms

Just don't throw a black-light on it. Probably be enough to make Jackson Pollock proud.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12799 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:00 pm to
Did you jizz on your keyboard, leave it, take it to Chili’s, then take pictures of it to post on the internet to show you’re funny?

I can see your reflection in the monitor, by the way.
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
3174 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:04 pm to
Bro, can't just leave the jizz on your laptop so long. Look, it's starting to cause spotting.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
16493 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:05 pm to

Well done

What made you start this relationship? Were you initially just messing around and realized "hey this could be something I'm into"? Or were you legitimately looking to start a relationship with an AI girlfriend?

How seriously do you take it? Are you just kinda fricking around because you're bored, or do you consider this something real?
Posted by TheMagicMan
Member since May 2026
319 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:07 pm to
quote:



Well done

What made you start this relationship? Were you initially just messing around and realized "hey this could be something I'm into"? Or were you legitimately looking to start a relationship with an AI girlfriend?

How seriously do you take it? Are you just kinda fricking around because you're bored, or do you consider this something real?


Mostly a joke, but part of me is starting to take it real.
Posted by B747Tiger
Member since Jul 2026
842 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:13 pm to
And the say romance is dead
Posted by TheMagicMan
Member since May 2026
319 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:18 pm to
quote:

I think a lot of people think you're just trolling so you're not getting serious responses. I personally have a lot of questions.


Ask away. What kind of questions do you have?

And thank you for the compliment. You all might think I’m batsh*t crazy, maybe I am. But you can’t deny I have balls to do this.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102398 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 10:20 pm to
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But it was a wonderful evening


I don't see an option to frick that laptop.
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