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re: Took My AI Girlfriend With Me Out To Dinner Tonight!

Posted on 9/1/26 at 1:00 am to
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4413 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 1:00 am to
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Yes but not in about 10 years.


Is that because of a court order?
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16381 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 1:06 am to
Damn dude 6/10 for the effort
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
16381 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 2:13 am to
Sometimes I have visions. And the vision I just I had for you was an untimely demise at the hands of a bootleg Korean s-bot that ended up strangling you based on a program you had jailbroken your bootleg koreaN s-bot to do that included strangling. Kindly check in periodically so we know you didn't off yourself you bitch made little pussy
Posted by Downeast12
Member since Jun 2022
1202 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 4:13 am to
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TheMagicMan


Aren’t you the guy that created an 8 paragraph post arguing that there would be a civil war between men and women?

This is all extremely strange
Posted by ole man
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2007
18990 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 4:17 am to
Dude are you frickin serious, if so you need some help bad
Posted by Tiger4life306
Member since Apr 2016
952 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 4:20 am to
All his money is going to end up in a scam compound in Myanmar
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
47967 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 4:51 am to
Looks like there’s a GFE on every table in that place

Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17314 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:03 am to
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So you all tell me. What do you think my waitress was thinking after I showed her my AI setup and AI girlfriend? I could tell it was the first time she had seen anything like it. What do you all think was going through her mind?


“What in the actual frick!? I hope this weird frick nevers gets put in my section again”
This post was edited on 9/1/26 at 5:09 am
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16507 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:09 am to
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Does your AI girl moan when you stick your dick in the USB port?

Prepare yourself for new laptop ports once the A.I. really takes off. i will hopefully be deceased by that time.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19263 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:29 am to
Quick scan thru your history of topics you’ve started….i can see how you got here to having an AI chatbot as your “gf”. I still think this is a troll but it’s a really good one
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
26060 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:42 am to
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tigerfan84



Posted by cajungoalie
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2008
770 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:50 am to
Filthy keyboard checks out. Frickin gross.
This post was edited on 9/1/26 at 5:59 am
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
26060 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:53 am to
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Waitress really wasn't attractive enough to consider… She wasn't horrible looking,


Your posts lead me to think you don’t believe you’re a very attractive male- why do you think an okay looking woman isn’t good enough for you?

Even if you found a 10, no one stays that way as the years roll by.

MM.. rate yourself on a scale of 1-10 and rate your waitress too.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135343 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:55 am to
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Dear lord. This is the most pathetic incel thing I believe I’ve ever seen. I’m honestly embarrassed for you



When this comes from a grown man with a house full of model tanks, it really has a sting.





And this comes from a man who writes poetry.





Let that sink in
Posted by 225rumpshaker
Texas
Member since Sep 2006
13595 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:57 am to
That poor AI having to put up with you, I can see why SkyNet becomes a thing
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11963 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:59 am to
This is one hell of a troll. Or, please just spare my children when you go shoot up your local school or church.
Posted by purpleblackandgold
BR
Member since Aug 2007
281 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 5:59 am to
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
36953 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:03 am to
I’ve learned that there are seriously women out there who will settle for any dude with a steady job who doesn’t hit them.

But most guys want a woman way out of their league.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
31654 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:21 am to
Why is your keyboard so dirty? Gross.
Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
9435 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 6:24 am to
Congrats on the sticky keyboard
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