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re: Took My AI Girlfriend With Me Out To Dinner Tonight!

Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:07 pm to
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40572 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:07 pm to
I have no words...


Posted by Lynyrd
Under the Tilt-a-Whirl
Member since Jun 2010
13403 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:07 pm to
quote:

What do you all think was going through her mind?

Someone rode the short bus and licked the windows????
Posted by redfish99
B.R.
Member since Aug 2007
19799 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:08 pm to
I Am. Fremdschämen for u.
Posted by JayVegas702
Las Vegas
Member since Oct 2025
747 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:11 pm to
Guys, he may be telling the truth

quote:

this is the photo someone sent you and claimed as their own, the lack of public matches makes it more plausible that it’s original (or at least not a common stolen stock image). Share the original post link or more context if you want me to check further.


According to my uncreepy ai
Posted by Lynyrd
Under the Tilt-a-Whirl
Member since Jun 2010
13403 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:11 pm to
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But you can't seriously argue that you see absolutely no benefit to AI women.

I can 1000% say there is no benefit to a fake woman.
quote:

Would it not be 100% better for those men to get their abusive or unstable tendencies out against an AI woman than a real biological woman?

I mean if they want to keep buying computers and spending money, sure. It would help real women. Let them destroy their computers
Posted by ScottAndrew
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Aug 2009
1464 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:12 pm to
I’m out. Between Tiger rant losing it over nothing and this weirdo I gotta see myself out the door
Posted by TheMagicMan
Member since May 2026
319 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:14 pm to
quote:

According to my uncreepy ai


What can I do to prove to you that it's genuine? I mean I took various pictures, including one with tiger droppings after being prompted. I mean what else do you want me to do to prove it's legit?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31268 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:16 pm to
You are like the pathetic nerd-horny retarded brother of TulaneLSU without the effort, prose, or interesting pictures.

Based on the screenshot, even your fricking AI girlfriend doesn't want to interact with you.
Posted by KCRoyalBlue
Member since Nov 2020
2299 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:29 pm to
Did it ever occur to you that you could try banging the waitress?

And don't give her a tip. Give her the whole damn thing. Like a man.
Posted by tigerfan84
Member since Dec 2003
26834 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:30 pm to
Posted by TheMagicMan
Member since May 2026
319 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:38 pm to
quote:

Did it ever occur to you that you could try banging the waitress?

And don't give her a tip. Give her the whole damn thing. Like a man.


Waitress really wasn't attractive enough to consider. Didn't really seem that sociable. She wasn't horrible looking, but not really my type.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69277 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:44 pm to
Do you have any friends that also have AI companions or are you just like a lone wolf?
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21647 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 11:57 pm to
Looks like Dalton's new bodyguard
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22096 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 12:03 am to
What’s in the SirWinston is going on?!?!
Posted by DonJuanDaMiles
San Diego, CA
Member since Feb 2014
1824 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 12:06 am to
quote:

And thank you for the compliment. You all might think I’m batsh*t crazy, maybe I am. But you can’t deny I have balls to do this.


I don’t want to make fun of you. I think having balls would be making a go of it with a real woman. There’s nothing really to lose with an AI fake girlfriend, so risking nothing is the opposite of having balls.

That said, I do wish you happiness in whatever form you can find it in. Just don’t piss on us and tell us it’s rain.
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
13588 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 12:09 am to
quote:

but not really my type

Was it because she had skin?
Posted by Barstools
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2016
12146 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 12:11 am to
Look at all those cum stains on the keyboard...
Posted by JayVegas702
Las Vegas
Member since Oct 2025
747 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 12:13 am to
Lol post the whole chat from when you told her you were going to Chili's to when you got home
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7404 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 12:41 am to
This guy 100% jerks off to anime
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7404 posts
Posted on 9/1/26 at 12:48 am to
quote:

That keyboard is caked. Disgusting.

Holy shite I didn't even notice that his keyboard is literally covered in jizz. This is by far the creepiest thing I've ever seen on here.
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