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re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.

Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:50 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65777 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.
Best news of this thread.

It’s addition by subtraction:

The planet’s stock improves upon your DNA’s extinction.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41915 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:50 pm to
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to a wife cheating and then committing paternity fraud
how often does this happen?
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36688 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:51 pm to
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Married guys are the incels.


Married men are volcels
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
24009 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:53 pm to
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Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


Enjoy dying a lonely old man.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47521 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:54 pm to
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Anyone that downvotes this is either a loose woman or a simp that is blinded by his lack of experience with women.



Or someone whose 4 kids all came out looking just like his big headed arse.
This post was edited on 1/13/24 at 12:54 pm
Posted by PhiTiger1764
Lurker since Aug 2003
Member since Oct 2009
13889 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:56 pm to
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Everyone thinks that their spouse would never cheat on them until their spouse cheats on them.

Imagine how trashy of a person you have to be to exclusively associate with women who could potentially cheat. Like your whole life you have only been around trashy women so that’s how you think all women are. You can’t even fathom that a woman might be faithful.

A new level of trash.
This post was edited on 1/13/24 at 12:58 pm
Posted by GetmorewithLes
UK Basketball Fan
Member since Jan 2011
19083 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:56 pm to
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The woman obviously knows that the kid is hers, but the boyfriend/husband has no way of knowing if it's his without the DNA test.
With the amount of cheating that goes on even in marriages a guy would have to be naive to just trust that the kid is his.
And most guys don't ask for the DNA test because they are afraid that their wife will get mad.
If she is angry about you wanting to assure that the kid is yours then it's likely that the kid isn't yours, or she isn't sure if it is yours.


This is so lawyeristic. The dumbassness of this statement disregards that relationships are delicate instruments and just the act of getting a DNA test for no suspicious reason violates the trustbond of that relationship. There are things you cant unsay or undo in a relationship without bad damage to it.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
1523 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:57 pm to
I have children and don't remember ever having to sign a birth certificate.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11239 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:04 pm to
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I have children and don't remember ever having to sign a birth certificate.



I was coming to say the same. They didn’t even offer to have my husband sign. In Louisiana, if you’re married, I’m pretty sure your spouse is automatically assigned father on the birth certificate until you get a DNA test and court process to get it changed.
Posted by Stamps74
Member since Nov 2017
622 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:09 pm to
Humans are animals. Everyone thinks their spouse is an angel. Hopefully so, but funny to see everyone imply their spouse is 100% incapable and laugh at anyone who deals in reality.

You wouldn’t leave your woman alone with Brad Pitt for example, but so sure …..
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
18778 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:14 pm to
Marriage is awesome if you found the right spouse. It is also a lot of work on communication and sacrifice. People need to realize because there are rough times to marriage and you made a commitment to each other to work thru it.

OP sounds like a total fatass incel fwiw
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1524 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:19 pm to
Heisman U

I've asked this already, don't think you replied.


HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79758 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:19 pm to
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Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


This is the post of a guy who couldn’t get laid in a women’s prison if he had a fistful of blank pardons.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25732 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:22 pm to
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simp that is blinded by his lack of experience with women.


Coming from someone who got all his experience from women watching Youtube videos and blowing money on Hustlers University.
Posted by cpaulk
denham springs
Member since Dec 2007
522 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:24 pm to
This
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4055 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:26 pm to
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Everyone thinks that their spouse would never cheat on them until their spouse cheats on them.
And most of the time they never find out that their spouse cheated.

So true
Posted by choupiquesushi
yaton rouge
Member since Jun 2006
30674 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:27 pm to
Choose better women
Posted by Dave_O
Member since Apr 2018
1134 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:28 pm to
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Sorry you married a whore.


^^^
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
7777 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:28 pm to
Welcome back, LSUCoyote. Sorry ‘bout those twins.
Posted by J Murdah
Member since Jun 2008
39785 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:30 pm to
New troll is doing well on the OT
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