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I was skiing with my 14yo son and noticed how polite everyone is skiing. People allowing you to sound into lift lines, food lines, etc - saying excuse me and thank you. Just really polite in general.

I made a remark about it to my son and his response was “look around and tell me why you think that is”. What did he mean?


Same reason in my 20s I liked to hit Bourbon street the night of the Sugar Bowl, regardless of who was playing, more than during Mardi Gras.

Totally different crowd. :lol:
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Picnics
Threesomes
Sex involving any body of water
Getting gas before work


That's a great frickin list. :lol:

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My friend is going they a divorce and the amount of dudes already in her inbox is nuts.


it's surprisingly easy to stand out in a good way even amongst 400 swinging dicks in their inboxes. Just be genuine, relatable, and follow through. I think it helps if you list your height at 6'3 and actually post pics verifying it. :lol:
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damn bro the BR dating scene should have it's own reality show


Oh for sure. I can't wait to move back to the city as well. Listing that house in Gonzales next week.
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you know I love the ex but excuse me ummmm what? I dont think you need her approval of who you date now. Or the ex as in baby mama? In that case - that is wonderful! And was my experience also. It is great to be accepted right from the start.


Yep. Considering how she rolled out on me and, two weeks later, starts dating the guy I suspected she was flirting with since Baseball season, she can EABOD.
The 'approval' was just in a text when she found out about it.
This is what I think of her, her family, and her approval. :doublebird:
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Is your new gf as good as she looks on paper? You know I am a huge fan of the friends first business model of relationships.


She's wonderful. I met her in 2012. I liked her then but I was getting real serious with the ex(she moved in with me) and it never went any where. Then She then blocked me on Facebook and wouldn't speak to me in public from about 2014 to 2019 b/c of the way I use to be(she cusses like a sailor but is very much a good girl when it comes to my vulgarity).

Then the last 5 years we have been friends and running joke amongst our friends was "has she blocked you again on Facebook yet?"
The ex knows her pretty well and 'approves' of her.
And since I didn't do a damned thing wrong to end up single, people should be happy for me
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How is he doxxing? Don't see any names in his posts


A shitty take and calling out what bases certain military reside in isn't doxxing.


He did dox them in prior Tweets. He even mentions the wife's name of their CO. He then deleted them. .
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Lunch is the last of the leftover jambalaya and green beans


I had leftover mediocre Red Beans and rice(Zatarains box shite but Veron's sausage at least).


Madam, our mutual busty friend invited me to Spanish town ball. I obviously can't go with her as I got a brand new gf but I sent my fun friend Joey her way and he's gonna go with her. This should be VERY interesting. :lol:

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Every 1st Monday of the month (evening) they serve free pizza and every 2nd Tuesdy of the month (morning) they serve free bagels. They have been doing this at every location since forever. Idk what time of the day you go but if you have been going to PF for 5 years it is very odd that you have never seen it.


This is why? I joined in Late 2020. :lol:


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Also have never seen or heard an alarm for grunting.


I've heard it twice at Gonzales. Once it was a meathead dropped a fairly loaded bar on the Smith achine twice. The 2nd time the meathead did it the alarm went off. Very much warranted as there's no frickin reason for it.

Another time I heard it but don't know what for.

That "lunk alarm" serves it's purpose if used judiciously. :dunno:
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None of the rumors I’ve heard about over the years exists including this one. I’ll choose to not let a girl with multiple nose piercings influence any decision I make.


The Planet Fitness in Gonzales is the same. There's a buncha fit mfers in that gym at all times. It's nothing like the stereotype associated with the PF Brand.

Also, I've been there 5 years and i've never seen them offer cookies or pizza. :lol:

re: A statistical anomaly

Posted by mikelbr on 1/1/26 at 11:31 pm to
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Is this a troll? Zero chance these are legit people

It's absolutely true. He made a nice sappy Nye Facebook post and the bitches love that shite. And some of our mutual friends likely didn't know he was divorced.

re: A statistical anomaly

Posted by mikelbr on 1/1/26 at 11:29 pm to
Dude that happened to me too. I think the chicks who have known us for years and never thought about we'd end up single are finally getting the nerve to holler.

The gal I'm with now I've known for 13 yrs and she was like "I never thought yall would split up so I never said anything to you. So what's up now?" :lol: :thup:
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Yep, i know one of the neighbors, they got damage, terrible. Luckily the wind wasnt blowing as hard that morning as it was the day before.


It was literally across the street from someone very important to LSU Sports too.

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Men over 50, how often do you intentionally take a nap on the weekends?

Not falling asleep accidentally while watching the tv. I'm talking go get on the couch or in the bed and nap for a period of time.

After taking a 2 hour nap the past 2 Sundays, I found that I've had difficulty falling asleep at bedtime.



50 here. Drank a good bit and stayed up til 1am with the late kickoff but still made it to go exercise with my son on Sunday at 7am and to church for 930.

I took a nap about 1230-130pm during the Saints game.

I got in bed by 915pm couldn't fall asleep until 1030 last night.


So I'd say I confirm this. :lol:

re: Slogan for 2026

Posted by mikelbr on 12/28/25 at 7:16 pm to
lickin clits and jackin dicks in 26.
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But I agree that younger women have been sold a bill of goods from feminists. But I like the ones with the lines on their faces who get the references and have the depth of maturity.

Yes indeed.
I am 50 and went from dating a 37 yr gal to a 41 yr old now. Just that 4 yrs made a huge difference in getting all those movie and pop culture references.
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Perfect question. She loves Demi Levato. Demi has a concert in the spring in our area. I bought tickets to surprise her and she said "if we're going we need to be front row. " So she basically returned her present before Christmas.


I love Demi Lovato too. But first off you need to learn how to spell your wife's favorite artist.

That said, I should bring your wife and sit in the front row with her. :pimp:

This is ma frickin jam. Seriously. :lol:

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Get back to us in 5 years and let us know how your carpel tunnel syndrome is working out.



Now wait a cottonpickin minute. You can't make a big ole sappy post, end it with an invitation to make fun of you, and then get all sassy when we oblige.

After 14 years together, I just got left in October by my 'soulmate'. I was going to say something similar to him. :lol:


re: Christmas Eve bonfires

Posted by mikelbr on 12/22/25 at 11:42 am to
I go to St John Parish(Reserve. Park at the Liberry) and hang out with some friends who make one. It's much more tame and less people than Lutcher.

But it's admittedly more families hanging around their own bonfires. Still a great time and no traffic or hoodrats.

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Dude, they got it from social media. Don't want it shared, don't post it on FB or whatever.


Nah The admins don't play that bullshite. If you post a picture/mugshot FROM a news or government site that's one thing. But if you go digging up pics from a person's social media and then post them here, you gonna get in trouble with the Admins. You know better than that. :lol: