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re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.

Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94587 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:02 pm to
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Most of you married guys are clueless simps, which is why you got married in the first place



R/incels
Posted by Heisman U
Member since Jan 2024
64 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:04 pm to
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sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.


Should be required by law


I kind of agree, except for privacy concerns over it being mandatory considering you're handing over your DNA.

I think that the "father" should be able to have a DNA test performed at his request without the mother's knowledge or requiring her consent.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38553 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:04 pm to
Did your dad or your mom’s boyfriend sign your birth certificate?
Posted by Heisman U
Member since Jan 2024
64 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:06 pm to
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R/incels


Looks like I hit a nerve.
Apparently there are a lot of guys in this thread that are afraid that "their" children may not be their's.
Sounds like y'all skeered to find out the truth.
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1524 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:06 pm to
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Most of you married guys are clueless simps, which is why you got married in the first place.
Married women cheat a lot, trust me.
And 99 percent of the time their husbands don't have a clue.



Ha.
You have to be young.
You probably can't please a woman.
And your whore exes have destroyed you.

Did you propose and they turn you down?
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48709 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:06 pm to
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My kids look exactly like their dad and only have small features of me.
same

but welcome back yote
Posted by nola tiger lsu
Member since Nov 2007
5296 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:08 pm to
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Some of y’all need to do a better job choosing the women you marry and procreate with.


Amen
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38553 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:09 pm to
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My kids look exactly like me and only have small features of their mother. I also didn’t marry a whore so I wasn’t worried about them not being mine.


I’m a blue eyed white boy and my wife is a dark skinned African. Our daughter is light skinned with blue eyes. No need for paternity tests over here.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41881 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:10 pm to
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Married women cheat a lot, trust me.
why should we trust you if you haven’t been married? Or are you the other man?
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51320 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:11 pm to
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Married guys are the incels. Married guys get less sex than anyone else on the planet, and if you are married you know it's true.


Lmao what a dumb post
Posted by Heisman U
Member since Jan 2024
64 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:11 pm to
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Married women cheat a lot, trust me.
why should we trust you if you haven’t been married? Or are you the other man?


Check out the Big Brain on Brad
Posted by mastersleestak
Foul's Creche
Member since Dec 2014
399 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:11 pm to
Good point. The mom should do the same thing.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41881 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:12 pm to
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I’m a blue eyed white boy and my wife is a dark skinned African. Our daughter is light skinned with blue eyes. No need for paternity tests over here
2 out of 6 look like me, unfortunately
Posted by denhamtiger
Denham Springs
Member since Jan 2014
661 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:14 pm to
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Not married. No kids. My goal is for it to stay that way.



Sounds like you’re going to be a grumpy lonely individual!
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41881 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:15 pm to
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Check out the Big Brain on Brad
Brad? More like Tiffany
Posted by Heisman U
Member since Jan 2024
64 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:16 pm to
quote:

Check out the Big Brain on Brad
Brad? More like Tiffany


Pulp Fiction reference
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
13449 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:17 pm to
I would probably join in on the raking you over the coals but after stories like the man that unknowingly raised his neighbors kids and hung himself, I just can't.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58926 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:18 pm to
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No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


That isn’t a flex.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41881 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

Pulp Fiction reference
what do they call a quarter pounder in France?
Posted by Heisman U
Member since Jan 2024
64 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 12:19 pm to
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I would probably join in on the raking you over the coals but after stories like the man that unknowingly raised his neighbors kids and hung himself, I just can't.



Alas, a voice of reason amongst the sea of clueless brainwashed simps
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