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re: There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.

Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:38 pm to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260947 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

Sorry you married a whore.


Hes not married. If so, he would know how idiotic this is.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
15664 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:42 pm to
You’re a very insecure man.
If you marry the right woman you don’t have to worry about this stuff. Do your research before you forget to pull out and say I do.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
8238 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

Anyone that downvotes this is either a loose woman or a simp that is blinded by his lack of experience with women.


I’m a dump for giving my woman that good D and knowing she isn’t cheating?
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34789 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 2:14 pm to
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DNA...I raised kids I didn't give DNA to....ever hear of adoption?

Adoptive parent here, also.

Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34789 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 2:17 pm to
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This must be a tiggerthetooth alter


quote:

Heisman U

Number of Posts:64

Registered on:1/9/2024


You might be onto something.
Posted by Scuttle But
Member since Nov 2023
1301 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


I get the feeling you're not gonna have any problems with that.
Posted by JodyPlauche
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
8841 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 2:33 pm to
quote:

Sorry you married a whore.


Was that you from the "Jody" bumper sticker from a few weeks ago?
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15790 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

Everyone thinks that their spouse would never cheat on them until their spouse cheats on them.


Well yeah. Why would you marry someone if you thought they would be unfaithful?
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
35549 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 3:02 pm to
What in the Andrew Tate is going on in here?!
Posted by Cowboyfan89
Member since Sep 2015
12719 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 3:05 pm to
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Anyone that downvotes this is either a loose woman or a simp that is blinded by his lack of experience with women.



Or someone that married a woman who isn't complete trash and untrustworthy.

quote:

There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.

Or maybe you could just have better taste in women? I mean, if you're getting into a situation where a woman is having a kid that she says is yours, and you are questioning that, then you need to look in the mirror and realize you made some stupid decisions at some point.

ETA: the more I read this guy's responses in this thread, the more I realize this is a troll thread.

Fell for it, not mad...
This post was edited on 1/13/24 at 3:11 pm
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
11292 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 3:18 pm to
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how often does this happen?


Cheating? Probably a lot more than we’d think

Cheating around a time that pregnancy happens? Much rarer than this dingbat was trying to portray but exists

Cheating around that time and not actually wanting to know the answer so burying the info silently? Probably a lot higher percentage of those in question 2 than we want to know as a society or it’d be a baseline test
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124386 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 3:23 pm to
Bitterness will eat you up from the inside kid. It's poison, and no way to live life
Posted by AFistfulof$
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
973 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 3:24 pm to
Exactly how big of a whore is your GF / wife?
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
8674 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 3:25 pm to
A good friend in Louisiana was separated from his wife and in the process of divorcing her. And she became pregnant and both knew it wasn't his, but he was forced to pay for it.

Read obituaries carefully! His said "is survived by his children (and it gave their full names) and by (child's full name and he had our friend's last name). That was a careful bit of truth.
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
4319 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 3:29 pm to
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Sorry you married a whore.

Everyone has secrets big and small, and you never know someone 100%. No one gets married thinking their wife will frick around on them, but it obviously happens.

I know we're all amazing men here in the OT, but there's always a more desirable man out there and it only takes a few minutes of his time to knock up your wife. And since we all married hot wives, that means someone is always trying to frick her.

And while the odds of your wife cheating if all's well with your relationship may be low - they're never zero.
Posted by Gus007
TN
Member since Jul 2018
12001 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.



Vasectomy could ensure your wishes.
Posted by tigergirl10
Member since Jul 2019
10313 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 3:55 pm to
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Not married. No kids. My goal is for it to stay that way.
Don’t worry, it will.
Posted by bluedragon
Birmingham
Member since May 2020
6582 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 4:16 pm to
Had a baseball team. Pitcher and had been talking about sexual exploits with my daughter’s best friend. Jamie is missing the outside corner by six inches. Third batter walked. “Time out!” Walk out, catcher and Jamie gather. “I’ve got one question for you.” (This kid is 14 years old) “Did you get laid this afternoon?”
We break laughing…..

Nine straight strikes inning over…….Head Coach after me “ What did you say?”

Turned and told him. “You can’t ask a 14 year old that question!”

“ Why not? You and I are married, I’ll bet he outdoes both of us combined.”
Chuckles and says “ Probably right.”
Posted by Wiseguy
Member since Mar 2020
3398 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Not married. No kids. My goal is for it to stay that way.


I’ve got some good news for you.
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