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There is no way that I would sign a Birth Certificate without a DNA Test.

Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:39 am
Posted by Heisman U
Member since Jan 2024
64 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:39 am
Being a parent to a child is the biggest responsibility that a person can partake.
The woman obviously knows that the kid is hers, but the boyfriend/husband has no way of knowing if it's his without the DNA test.
With the amount of cheating that goes on even in marriages a guy would have to be naive to just trust that the kid is his.
And most guys don't ask for the DNA test because they are afraid that their wife will get mad.
If she is angry about you wanting to assure that the kid is yours then it's likely that the kid isn't yours, or she isn't sure if it is yours.
There are legal time constraints to paternity that determine if you are on the hook for 18 years or not.
Besides, why would a husband want to waste his time/money raising her side pieces offspring, not to mention being married to a whore that cheated ?
Don't be a wuss and cower to the females that will bash you for demanding the DNA test because none of those broads will be helping you pay child support for a kid that isn't yours.

Anyone that downvotes this is either a loose woman or a simp that is blinded by his lack of experience with women.
Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24258 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:40 am to
Sorry you married a whore.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98923 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:41 am to
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The woman obviously knows that the kid is hers, but the boyfriend/husband has no way of knowing if it's his without the DNA test.


Some of y’all need to do a better job choosing the women you marry and procreate with.
Posted by Dexter Fillmore
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
165 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:41 am to
If you have to ask yourself this question, you are most likely dating or married to the wrong person from the start.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34461 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:42 am to
Posted by Heisman U
Member since Jan 2024
64 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:42 am to
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Sorry you married a whore.


Not married.
No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
94388 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:42 am to
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Anyone that downvotes this is either a loose woman or a simp that is blinded by his lack of experience with women.



3. Didn't marry a whore



Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38475 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:43 am to
Lucky for you no woman will want to procreate with you.
Posted by Heisman U
Member since Jan 2024
64 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:44 am to
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Some of y’all need to do a better job choosing the women you marry and procreate with.


Everyone thinks that their spouse would never cheat on them until their spouse cheats on them.
And most of the time they never find out that their spouse cheated.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34461 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:44 am to
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Heisman U

Incel alert!
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
27015 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:45 am to
I can't speak to other states, but in Louisiana, the husband is presumed to be the father whether he signs anything or not.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98923 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:45 am to
quote:

Everyone thinks that their spouse would never cheat on them until their spouse cheats on them. And most of the time they never find out that their spouse cheated.


There are almost always signs that someone is going to have issues with commitment before they even marry if folks are paying attention.
Posted by Heisman U
Member since Jan 2024
64 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:46 am to
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Incel alert!


Hardly.

Married guys are the incels.
Married guys get less sex than anyone else on the planet, and if you are married you know it's true.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41237 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:47 am to
this was a good laugh for today
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
34461 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:47 am to
quote:

Married guys are the incels



Jesus Christ.
This post was edited on 1/13/24 at 11:48 am
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
38475 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:47 am to
Your father failed you.
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1517 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:47 am to
Heisman U

You, sir, are an idiot.
Posted by SmokedBrisket2018
Member since Jun 2018
1517 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:48 am to
Heisman U


How old are you?
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
98923 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:49 am to
quote:

Married guys are the incels. Married guys get less sex than anyone else on the planet, and if you are married you know it's true.


Oh this is going to be fun to watch.

Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
4328 posts
Posted on 1/13/24 at 11:49 am to
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No kids.

My goal is for it to stay that way.


Probably best your genes don't make it any further.
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