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Posted on 12/12/18 at 7:18 am to OweO
As long as you’re living under my roof. . .
Posted on 12/12/18 at 8:30 am to OweO
Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
Pretty is as pretty does.
Pretty is as pretty does.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 8:43 am to MissyTiger
I’ve seen the MissyTiger meat curtains.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 8:55 am to OweO
"we'll see" when what they really meant was "no shot in hell, son"
Posted on 12/12/18 at 8:56 am to OweO
Dad always told me to never date a girl who wears bigger pants than me. Solid advice to this day
Posted on 12/12/18 at 8:57 am to OweO
The best part of you ran down your mother's leg
Posted on 12/12/18 at 9:01 am to OweO
"it would be a nice thing to do"
When they wanted me to do a charitable thing for someone.
When they wanted me to do a charitable thing for someone.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 9:06 am to OweO
before leaving the house, as teenagers, my Dad would only give us a stern look dead in the eyes and say: "Don't MESS UP". we knew all that entailed. it worked, neither of us are frick-ups.
he would also remind us regularly:
"You aren't pretty.
You aren't smart.
You aren't talented.
You aren't athletic.
Learn to work hard boy. Or it'll be a long life for you"
a hard truth as a kid, but an honest truth.
he would also remind us regularly:
"You aren't pretty.
You aren't smart.
You aren't talented.
You aren't athletic.
Learn to work hard boy. Or it'll be a long life for you"
a hard truth as a kid, but an honest truth.
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 9:08 am
Posted on 12/12/18 at 9:16 am to OweO
What's this got to do with the price of beans in Afghanistan?!
Posted on 12/12/18 at 9:45 am to baseballmind1212
quote:
"Son, if you don't use your head you might as well have two asses."
I have never heard this one. I am sad since both of my sons are grown. This would have gotten a workout for certain.
"You mother feels lower than whale shite, right now, and we know that's the lowest thing on earth."
"Slick as owl shite"
"Wish in one hand..."
"Harder than a wedding dick"
Posted on 12/12/18 at 9:50 am to OweO
Dont stick your dick in crazy
Posted on 12/12/18 at 9:52 am to OweO
Every woman has a vagina, but not all of them have a bank account.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 9:52 am to OweO
"She a white girl?"
"Dumbass"
"Dumbass"
Posted on 12/12/18 at 9:53 am to OweO
"Don't do like I do...do like I say do."
Yeah, Dad, you were such an inspiration. But, I have to admit, I did and it worked.
Yeah, Dad, you were such an inspiration. But, I have to admit, I did and it worked.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 9:59 am to TOSOV
"What did your mother say?"
"Didnt ask her"
"Go ask your mother first."
"Didnt ask her"
"Go ask your mother first."
Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:27 am to OweO
Two that really stand out:
(Re: my messy bedroom)
"This room looks like a cyclone hit it!"
"If you think you're going out ratting the streets all night, you've got another thing coming!"
(Re: my messy bedroom)
"This room looks like a cyclone hit it!"
"If you think you're going out ratting the streets all night, you've got another thing coming!"
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 10:28 am
Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:40 am to OweO
A hard head makes a soft arse
Let the hair go with the hide
He went to take a shite and the hogs ate him
We better run some kerosene on your ankles to keep the ants off your candy arse
Let the hair go with the hide
He went to take a shite and the hogs ate him
We better run some kerosene on your ankles to keep the ants off your candy arse
Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:42 am to RedPop4
quote:
"Wish in one hand..."
there is one I wish I would have listened to, I'm almost legally blind now
Posted on 12/12/18 at 10:45 am to OweO
"Just wait until your dad gets home".
Ouch
Ouch
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