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Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:44 pm to Lando789
If I was in the shower too long, Dad would yell "Switch hands and hurry up .. you're using up the hot water."
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:52 pm to miamitiger
Dad: "Your arse is grass and I'm a lawnmower."
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:52 pm to Tester1216
quote:
B was brutal
You know my momma's name?
You got to tell me how you know who I am...
And yeah she was brutal.
I don't remember this, but I heard this story a few times. Evidently I was messing with my sister's stereo and she saw me and went to slap me and I told her "you can't slap me because I have _____________" so she slapped me.. Told my momma what I said and then she slapped me and told me that didn't make me special.
She slapped me hard as hell, outside on a cold day, in front of my friends one day when she asked me or told me something and I gave a smartass answer. She wasn't scared to embarrass me..
This post was edited on 12/11/18 at 10:04 pm
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:59 pm to OweO
"You were adopted & we got the raw end of the deal."
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:00 pm to OweO
"If _______ jumped off the Mississippi Bridge, would you do it just because he did?!"
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:06 pm to OweO
Great is the power..
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:14 pm to OweO
Old age ain't for sissies
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:16 pm to RealityTiger
quote:
"If _______ jumped off the Mississippi Bridge, would you do it just because he did?!"
I forgot about this one, I use to get this one from time to time.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 10:21 pm to OweO
“You better straighten up before I jerk a knot in you!”
-Momma
-Momma
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:26 pm to OKellsBells
Why cultivate on your face, what grows wild on your azz.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:30 pm to OweO
Wat
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:44 pm to Kashmir
quote:
it’s wherever you left it son.”
Ha. One of my dads favs too, but he would add 'It aint going to say "here I am, here I am"'.
Arghhh makes me cringe just writing that out. Ha.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 11:51 pm to TOSOV
"I'll give you a reason to cry" was a pretty popular one out of my dad
Another was when we were really young, and didnt like dinner. We would sit there for a long time. Dad had finished, gotten up, and came back 20 or so mins later to find us still there. He'd take off his belt, lay it over his chair at the table, pat it, and say "Daddy Jr. is watching yall now". Yeah we had 5-10 mins to scarf it all down. Ha. Memories...
Another was when we were really young, and didnt like dinner. We would sit there for a long time. Dad had finished, gotten up, and came back 20 or so mins later to find us still there. He'd take off his belt, lay it over his chair at the table, pat it, and say "Daddy Jr. is watching yall now". Yeah we had 5-10 mins to scarf it all down. Ha. Memories...
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:08 am to OweO
Walked 10 miles in the snow, uphill, both ways, and carrying a tuba.
This post was edited on 12/12/18 at 12:09 am
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:39 am to OweO
"Waste not, want not" was a big one in my house. We never threw food away. Ever. If my mom or dad cooked, we ate it until it was gone. Didn't finish your dinner? Wrap it up for leftovers tomorrow. It definitely translated into my adulthood. The only time I ever throw food away is if it's sat in the fridge too long and beyond salvation. I'll cook red beans and rice and have it for dinner every night until it's gone before I toss any out. 
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:41 am to OweO
Be the ball.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 12:52 am to OweO
Son the way you're going you'll be posting on the OT Lounge one day.
Posted on 12/12/18 at 1:13 am to HubbaBubba
Had an uncle that played college & pro football at WR. He always told me & my teammates "if you catch the ball, you're going to get hit. If you drop the ball, you're still going to get hit. So, catch the ball."
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