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Saying Your Parents Use To Tell You Growing Up?
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:12 pm
I am sure most parents told their kids this, but the first one I can remember is when saying I wanted something my mom would say "well people in hell want ice water".
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:14 pm to OweO
"people want iced tea in hell"
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:14 pm to OweO
Wish in one hand, shite in the other. See which fills up faster.
Hornier than a three peckered billy goat
Hornier than a three peckered billy goat
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:14 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
walking to school
Your mom use to go around just saying "walking to school"? Sounds like something a retard would do.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:15 pm to OweO
"I hope when you grow up your kids are even worse than you are."
"shite in one hand and wish in another. See which one fills up first."
"shite in one hand and wish in another. See which one fills up first."
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:15 pm to OweO
"Dad, make me a sandwich."
"Poof, you're a sandwich."
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad."
Apparently that fricker got creative when trying to avoid feeding his child.
"Poof, you're a sandwich."
"Dad, I'm hungry."
"Hi hungry, I'm dad."
Apparently that fricker got creative when trying to avoid feeding his child.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:15 pm to IonaTiger
quote:
"Be a man of your word".
My e-parents never taught me this.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:16 pm to OweO
My dad alway told me that what makes a man a man is when he does what says he’s going to do and keeps his word.
A man’s reputation is everything.
A man’s reputation is everything.
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:16 pm to OweO
“You are not a Jedi”
“You are uglier than yoda”
“You are uglier than yoda”
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:18 pm to OweO
I’d have to kill you if I told you
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:18 pm to OweO
quote:
Took a picture of her when they saw her at the mall and sent it to her husband's (not my dad) daughter's husband (her husband's son-in-law).
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:50 pm to OweO
"I wonder what the poor people are doing"
"Avoid Oweo threads like the plague"
"Avoid Oweo threads like the plague"
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:53 pm to OweO
My mom: “Always be a woman of your word.”
Posted on 12/11/18 at 7:59 pm to OweO
"Why are you sitting there like a jug of stale piss."
"Son, if you don't use your head you might as well have two asses."
"Only things guaranteed in life are death and taxes."
"You aren't the dumbest, but you sure aren't the smartest either."
And the always classic
"Don't make me say it again."
"Son, if you don't use your head you might as well have two asses."
"Only things guaranteed in life are death and taxes."
"You aren't the dumbest, but you sure aren't the smartest either."
And the always classic
"Don't make me say it again."
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:01 pm to OweO
"You can be anything you want as long as you put your mind to it"
I'm still not Luke Skywalker or flying F14s... The lies!
I'm still not Luke Skywalker or flying F14s... The lies!
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:02 pm to OweO
quote:
my mom would say "well people in hell want ice water".
This is the first time in my life I've heard someone say that.
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