Saying Your Parents Use To Tell You Growing Up?

walking to school

Wish in one hand, shite in the other. See which fills up faster.

Hornier than a three peckered billy goat

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walking to school

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Your mom use to go around just saying "walking to school"? Sounds like something a retard would do.

"I hope when you grow up your kids are even worse than you are."
"shite in one hand and wish in another. See which one fills up first."

My dad alway told me that what makes a man a man is when he does what says he’s going to do and keeps his word.

A man’s reputation is everything.

I’d have to kill you if I told you

"I wonder what the poor people are doing"

"Avoid Oweo threads like the plague"

"Why are you sitting there like a jug of stale piss."

"Son, if you don't use your head you might as well have two asses."

"Only things guaranteed in life are death and taxes."

"You aren't the dumbest, but you sure aren't the smartest either."

And the always classic

"Don't make me say it again."

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my mom would say "well people in hell want ice water".

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This is the first time in my life I've heard someone say that.