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re: Saying Your Parents Use To Tell You Growing Up?

Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:03 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:03 pm to
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:06 pm to
Don’t ask stupid questions

If it’s tight it’s right

Dad
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16185 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:08 pm to
A father should never raise his hands to his kids, it leaves his groin unprotected.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113936 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:08 pm to
quote:

MissyTiger


Sad.. A dude pretending to be a woman on a message board.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175739 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

OweO

you pretend to be a man
Posted by BaconGrease
Memphis Tenn
Member since Jun 2013
756 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:11 pm to
Me: I don't want to go, I think I have pink eye.

Dad: I'll give you pink eye in a minute!
Posted by Balloon Huffer
Member since Sep 2010
3421 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:11 pm to
I brought you in to this world, I can take you out of it.

Because I said so.

Get me another Old Milwaukee
Posted by windshieldman
Member since Nov 2012
12818 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:14 pm to
“I hope you don’t turn out to be the queer I think you are gonna be”

My daddy is fabulous
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32523 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:14 pm to
quote:

I hope when you grow up your kids are even worse than you are

My mom said that one nonstop until I reminded her that she would be their grandmother. She knocked that shite off.

My old uncle used to say about heavy rain: raining like a 2 twatted cow pissing on a flat rock.
Posted by RichJ
The Land of the CoonAss
Member since Nov 2016
3114 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:14 pm to
"Show me, better than you can tell me"

"Any ole muddy water will put out a fire"
Posted by MissyTiger
Member since Nov 2018
538 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Sad.. A dude pretending to be a woman on a message board.


I’m sorry. Do we know each other? If not, go ahead and STFU. Last time I checked, I birthed babies.

You seem simple.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136798 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:18 pm to
Lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part

As an adult, I use this at least twice a month
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:19 pm to
Cross your eyes like that, they'll stay like that.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113936 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

I’m sorry. Do we know each other? If not, go ahead and STFU. Last time I checked, I birthed babies.

You seem simple.




Post pics to prove you are who you say you are. Not of your kids, but of you.
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57868 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:23 pm to
God loves a working man, know the difference between shite and shinola, never trust whitey!
Posted by LSUTigerDDS
Prairieville
Member since Mar 2009
844 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:32 pm to
Me: “Dad, what’s for dinner?”
Dad: “Rat shite sandwiches and we are out of bread”
Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
30370 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:33 pm to
"As long as you put your feet under my table at suppertime, you'll do what I say."

My brothers and I would mock him when he wasn't around, and add, "I own you boy."

Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
14975 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:36 pm to
Mom whenever I got hurt, "I've had worse than that in my eye".
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175739 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

Mom whenever I got hurt, "I've had worse than that in my eye".

you got hurt when hobos nutted on you?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35476 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

Mom whenever I got hurt, "I've had worse than that in my eye".
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