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re: Saying Your Parents Use To Tell You Growing Up?

Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:47 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:47 pm to
When I wouldn't eat something my mom would say "their are starving kids in Africa who can't get enough food to eat and you are whining because you don't like the way something taste? Eat it!"
Posted by Jumbo_Gumbo
Denham Springs
Member since Dec 2015
5970 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:48 pm to
“You keep playing with it, it’s gonna fall off.”
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:50 pm to
Does your mom still feed you and change your diaper?

Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19183 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:50 pm to
Boy is simple

Now let’s see that arse in yoga pants
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41513 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:51 pm to
“I’m going to beat your arse.”
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36405 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:52 pm to
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stop it before I have to beat your arse.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
18219 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:53 pm to
Me: "What's for supper?"
Mom: "Poke & grits."
Me: "Poke & grits?"
Mom:"Yea. Poke your feet under the table and grit your teeth!"
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11220 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:54 pm to
Never trust something that bleeds for a week and doesn’t die- my dads
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:55 pm to
quote:

I’d have to kill you if I told you


TELL HIM!
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:56 pm to
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“You keep playing with it, it’s gonna fall off.”


If someone (a male) was in the bathroom, one of my uncles would yell out to you "if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it".
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:57 pm to
B was brutal
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:59 pm to
You’re cruising for bruising boy
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:59 pm to
“Don’t lie Winston Cup. You are too stupid to lie”
-dad
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

Does your mom still feed you and change your diaper?



Yeah.. That's exactly what she does.

This is why I didn't honor your bet. You make up shite. You are the one who lacks integrity my friend.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91871 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

Post pics to prove you are who you say you are. Not of your kids, but of you.


This is pathetic Chris.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:01 pm to
Seriously, who changes your diaper?
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197943 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Seriously, who changes your diaper?

Posted by Sir Drinksalot
Member since Aug 2005
16891 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:09 pm to
“Tough titty said the kitty but the milk sure is good”

When whining about food:

“Eat it! It’ll make a turd!”
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38562 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

If someone (a male) was in the bathroom, one of my uncles would yell out to you "if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it".

Sounds like he was a regular George Carlin.
Posted by Lando789
Member since Nov 2018
307 posts
Posted on 12/11/18 at 9:41 pm to
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