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PETA put a human “lobster” on a plate outside the Maine Lobster Fest

Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:26 pm
Posted by boxcarbarney
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:26 pm
And its looks succulent.

quote:

We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside
@MELobsterFest
to force people to see the victim behind the tradition??








She doesn't approve



but I think he does


This post was edited on 7/31/26 at 12:29 pm
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:27 pm to
They are creative. I’ll give them that.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:27 pm to
I'm ok with this.
Posted by TigerBR1111
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:27 pm to
That’s a tail I could eat
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by CatfishJohn
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:29 pm to
Would be funny if they brought out a pot and made some lobsters scream right next to her
Posted by High C
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:29 pm to
PETA should put a human centipede beside it to satisfy the need for diversity in species.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:29 pm to



Lobsters don’t wear pasties.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:31 pm to
That chick probably gets off on public nudity.
Posted by TigerBR1111
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:33 pm to


The rest of the family looks like it disapproves but daddy looks like he's having erotic fantasies.
Posted by stout
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:34 pm to
That lobster looks like it has a few baby daddies
Posted by Decatur
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

PETA


One of the craziest ladies I’ve ever come across was a PETA.
Posted by real turf fan
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:34 pm to
The claws are too small and should have rubber bands around them to keep them from killing other lobsters.
The thighs are more like a turkey's.

They should try this in New Brunswick which is the Lobster Capital of the World.

Posted by sledgehammer
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:36 pm to
Why can’t PETA do something productive and go after people who actually abuse animals instead of these stupid charades.

Where were they when that story came out about people on the internet stomping kittens to death?
Posted by Cliff Booth
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:41 pm to
quote:

daddy looks like he's having erotic fantasies


I'd dip that fat tail in butter and go to town me
Posted by SUB
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

The claws are too small and should have rubber bands around them to keep them from killing other lobsters.


How is a cooked lobster going to kill other lobsters?
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:45 pm to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

Why can’t PETA do something productive and go after people who actually abuse animals instead of these stupid charades.


But don’t you know that the lobsters actually scream? They are one genetic mutation from being human.
Posted by Zendog
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:50 pm to
I'd eat it
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 7/31/26 at 12:56 pm to
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