SidewalkDawg

[quote]Coach just called me wife and cut my kid from the team, first tournament was this weekend. He will be crushed![/quote] This is probably a good time to have the "World needs ditch diggers" talk with your son. Since you've clearly failed him as a father, the least you can do is prepare him...

[quote]What do you do, Dawg? Development?[/quote] I do a little of everything. I’m not a programmer by profession....

Im probably still hitting that....

[quote]Dont you need a final curly bracket?[/quote] Yep im used to visual studio closing them automatically for me....

{console.writeLine(“Thanks!”);} In typical fashion i had to edit the statement....

[quote]'N-word passes'[/quote] What innovative young people. You could sell these by the millions....

I can't wait to see the inevitable "I'm getting divorced" thread from Pecker in the future....

It's coming. And it's going to be glorious....

Damn she should have just killed it during delivery, at least then the cops wouldn't be after her....

[quote]Best way to get rid of a girl.[/quote] My method is foolproof. First step is to marry them. Then you will want to produce some offspring. Then you should get a full time job that keeps you away from the family so that you are earning good money to keep them in comfort. Continue on f...

So is Netflix the new "Book Deal". Is that why the Obama's are heavily invested in it?...

It definitely does for me. I tried to frick my wife in the car the other night, but Sean Hannity was talking about aborting babies and it made me lose my wood....

100% if she pulled his cock out and started sucking she’d get fricked....

Doctored? Like with a Stethoscope?...

[quote]What if I’m actually dead from crashing my Vespa that time[/quote] You better hope so. God knows that's the only way i'd want people to find out about me riding on a Vespa....

I know a guy, but he'll expect her to be very drunk so she's calm during the rape....

Whoever picked the color scheme for the Legends needs to be fired....

[quote]but I always preferred people with a more "bad boy" image.[/quote] I bet you did you little fairy....

All this says to me is that we are no longer free in America to sleep in our cars with a loaded and stolen pistol in our laps. Damn shame....

I have diversified holdings in banks all across the world. Maybe you should speak to your accountant....