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re: Kid was just cut from baseball team - SidewalkDawg
[quote]Coach just called me wife and cut my kid from the team, first tournament was this weekend. He will be crushed![/quote] This is probably a good time to have the "World needs ditch diggers" talk with your son. Since you've clearly failed him as a father, the least you can do is prepare him...
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re: To all the OT programmers - SidewalkDawg
[quote]What do you do, Dawg? Development?[/quote] I do a little of everything. I’m not a programmer by profession....
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re: Has anyone seen Michelle Trachtenberg lately? - SidewalkDawg
Im probably still hitting that....
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re: To all the OT programmers - SidewalkDawg
[quote]Dont you need a final curly bracket?[/quote] Yep im used to visual studio closing them automatically for me....
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re: To all the OT programmers - SidewalkDawg
{console.writeLine(“Thanks!”);} In typical fashion i had to edit the statement....
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re: High school students reportedly caught trading 'N-word passes' during lunch - SidewalkDawg
[quote]'N-word passes'[/quote] What innovative young people. You could sell these by the millions....
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re: Growing trend of women divorcing middle-aged husbands - SidewalkDawg
I can't wait to see the inevitable "I'm getting divorced" thread from Pecker in the future....
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re: Lake Charles authorities seeking mother of infant left in grass outside hospital - SidewalkDawg
Damn she should have just killed it during delivery, at least then the cops wouldn't be after her....
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re: Best way to get rid of a girl. - SidewalkDawg
[quote]Best way to get rid of a girl.[/quote] My method is foolproof. First step is to marry them. Then you will want to produce some offspring. Then you should get a full time job that keeps you away from the family so that you are earning good money to keep them in comfort. Continue on f...
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re: Is AOC now a millionaire? - SidewalkDawg
So is Netflix the new "Book Deal". Is that why the Obama's are heavily invested in it?...
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re: does listening to talk radio cause ED - SidewalkDawg
It definitely does for me. I tried to frick my wife in the car the other night, but Sean Hannity was talking about aborting babies and it made me lose my wood....
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re: British couple creates LoveSync sex button’ , tells your partner it’s BONKING time - SidewalkDawg
100% if she pulled his cock out and started sucking she’d get fricked....
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re: What if heaven is the rest of your life as if you hadn't died - SidewalkDawg
[quote]What if I’m actually dead from crashing my Vespa that time[/quote] You better hope so. God knows that's the only way i'd want people to find out about me riding on a Vespa....
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re: Where to get anal bleaching in BR? Asking for tigerbait2010 - SidewalkDawg
I know a guy, but he'll expect her to be very drunk so she's calm during the rape....
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re: Murray Will Not Start Tomorrow For The Legends - SidewalkDawg
Whoever picked the color scheme for the Legends needs to be fired....
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re: History’s 10 Most Culturally Significant Dick Pic Scandals - SidewalkDawg
[quote]but I always preferred people with a more "bad boy" image.[/quote] I bet you did you little fairy....
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re: California rapper shot dead by cops at Taco Bell was sleeping, family says - SidewalkDawg
All this says to me is that we are no longer free in America to sleep in our cars with a loaded and stolen pistol in our laps. Damn shame....
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re: Exchanging currency is dumb - SidewalkDawg
I have diversified holdings in banks all across the world. Maybe you should speak to your accountant....
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