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66 minutes for me.

Legs felt good. Solid chest pump.

Only got 3 on burnout.
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she stepped into a $50,000 Ford Expedition


Must have been an old one.
I’m as straight as they come but Gomer all day.

re: Simple food pleasures.

Posted by OysterPoBoy on 10/4/26 at 8:31 pm to
Cold watermelon with salt.
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a couple of 5 gallons buckets and water/rocks/sand

if you wanna go cheap


Seriously considering this and pretending I’m in a Rocky montage.
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researchers at Texas A&M University


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evaluated 64 men


I bet they did.
I hope it hits here before I need to replace my roof for insurance purposes.
Maybe it’s weirder for you guys to want it to happen than for me to.

re: Best home racks

Posted by OysterPoBoy on 10/4/26 at 1:59 pm to
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2nd response….. Yall are slipping.


I was in the middle of typing something along those lines but remembered I had just seen that rack advertised and thought it looked cool. I’ll do better in the future.

re: Padres got screwed

Posted by OysterPoBoy on 10/4/26 at 1:58 pm to
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That was direct from MLB stat cast


That makes sense. They know they screwed up. The coverup is on.

re: Padres got screwed

Posted by OysterPoBoy on 10/4/26 at 1:17 pm to
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At an uninterrupted physics projection of ~379 feet, the ball's extremely steep, near-vertical descent means it would have dropped directly onto the warning track, just short of clearing the 8-foot wall in left-center field


I don’t know what bullshite that was from but the ball hit the roof still on the way up and came steeply down right after and still almost made the warning track. That was an upperdecker.
I’ll suck your dick if we get a hurricane this week.
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It’s crazy how bad weather prediction has gotten


Because they don’t do anything anymore.

They click a mouse and hit print.

When’s the last time a weather guy rolled his sleeves up to his elbows, took his shoes off, and waded into a pond?
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we don't hate news and weather people enough as a society.


The problem is the models. All these “weather guys” get phd’s and sell their souls to the models. They have no skin in the game. If they are wrong they blame science.

In the old days they had to lock themselves in smoke filled rooms and not come out until they legged something down. And if they were wrong they could expect a fistfight when they took their family out to dinner on Friday night.

Now it’s just “Oh gee, sorry. El Niño”.

re: Auto delivery gone right

Posted by OysterPoBoy on 10/4/26 at 10:51 am to
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Thursday at noon she’s at my office.


If that’s not a sign that we are about to go into a depression I don’t know what is.

So now an upperdecker home run is an out?

I guess the MVP of tonight’s game is the architect.
Make her do like Jonny Knoxville and try to return a punt.