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re: (NSFW) As a 28 year old man what type of woman would you choose

Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:19 am to
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4814 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:19 am to
Already did #1, but 3 kids(2 were twins).. then 2 more...











12 years younger than me..












Feel free to point and laugh at me.
Posted by Chromdome35
Fast lane, behind a slow driver
Member since Nov 2010
8380 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:38 am to
"Don't marry an ugly woman; it will suck the life right out of you" - Red
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
2275 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 2:25 am to
#2 and it has nothing to do with the money. She won it on being unmarried and not having kids. We can work on the body.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21473 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:46 am to
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#2 and a gym membership

She’ll eat through that two million before you get your boat.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30173 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 5:59 am to
Exactly. 2 could have a net worth of zero and I'd still go that route.
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
7036 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 6:29 am to
rich thicc gal with no kids
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
113195 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 6:32 am to
2 or 4

Will never matter for me but I could never date or marry a woman that has kids with someone else
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3778 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 6:36 am to
E. None of the above
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17467 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 6:41 am to
I would choose #2 and I don’t even care if she has zero money.

A single mom is virtually a dealbreaker - only exception is if she had a great husband who died unexpectedly.

Divorce is a huge red flag for a man with no prior marriages or kids.

Now, I say all this as if I was a young never married man with no kids.

If I had a prior divorce or other kids - all of them are potential options.
Posted by evil cockroach
27.98N // 86.92E
Member since Nov 2007
9440 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 6:42 am to
#2 and it’s not even close . Modern medicine is a wonderful thing
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69337 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 6:46 am to
The big one with money. Need a good insulin mama
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
19240 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 6:57 am to
No. 2 and I'd encourage her to run and work out with me every day. And hopefully she's eager as eager beats pretty once the lights are off.
Posted by zzgobucky
Madison
Member since Sep 2016
1862 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:02 am to
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#2.


Made that choice in real life 10 years ago (except she was 23) and couldnt be happier


How big is she now?
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17901 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:04 am to
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How big is she now?


She goes to the gym and I meal prep for the both of us. She's probably down 50ish lbs from when we met if I had to guess. She's pregnant now and still keeping up the good habits.
This post was edited on 9/4/26 at 7:06 am
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19404 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:23 am to
Which one does not have a penis
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35017 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:23 am to
I use to do a 24y/o single mother with no savings... Resembled Selma Hayek...

She's very successful now... However, she does have another kid from another baby daddy...
This post was edited on 9/4/26 at 7:25 am
Posted by Deadmanshand
Member since Jun 2026
340 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:37 am to
Not enough info. If you are a 28 year old woman with $2m net worth, you either have a rich family or you are an arse kicker in the business world. She might be unmarried because she is all business and a ball breaker.

What it comes down to for me is that she can have average looks if she is smart and kind. No ugos though.
Posted by MaxxPain2
Member since Oct 2021
1484 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 7:57 am to
2,1,3,4
Posted by WonPercent
BATON ROUGE
Member since Aug 2023
1384 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 8:29 am to
I'll take one. I don't need the chubby ones money or opinions. Also don't need to constantly be blamed for the shortcomings of an ex husband.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
132472 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 8:33 am to
I'm sorry but that fat chick is absolutely fug. I would not even be able to get it up for her.

I'd take the far right one with 2 divorces but no kids and just have fun with crazy for a little bit
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