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Glad he's back. Hopefully Pearl can figure out how to use him in a way that accentuates his scoring


I would suggest not putting the only PG on your team on the bench for the whole season.
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Bama fans would have been pissed if our Administration let us accept an NIT invite in today’s environment


Bama fans don’t care enough about basketball to get angry about anything.

Your slimy coach breaks every NCAA rule and you just take it. He even cheats on his wife with a staffer and you take it.

The only time you care about basketball is while the game is on and once it ends - you go back to muttering something about spring football.
Does anyone else wonder this?

Not that playing in the title game and possibly winning the NIT is the highest honor.

BUT

He missed out on weeks of basketball with his teammates.
He missed out on an awesome road trip to play in a historic basketball arena.
He missed out on developing his skills a bit more.
He missed out on demonstrating that he has a spirit that is reselient. (Which is needed in the NBA)

Just curious on a random weekday.
They should not include the bottom two rows on the graphic.

Getting luckily one year does not make you a good program.

Only 2 or more matters.
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6-5 during 2020 was not ideal but better than what we have experienced since.


I thank Gus for the good he did and he never got Auburn in trouble. But I stopped supporting the program (financially) because of his coaching in the second half of his tenure. I don’t regret it.

Just because every girl you have dated since your divorce has turned out to be a giant ho does not mean that your ex wife was not somewhat of a ho herself.

They all needed to go.
Aden would have made no difference.

He does not play good defense. He would be a liability.

He would have taken shots away from Philon.

He has never shown that he is a winner. The lose by more if he plays.
The only time bammer gets past the sweet 16 is when there have been bracket upsets.

They never beat a high seed.
Our 3rd one since 2019 season.

I refuse to make fun of Will Wade.

Because I want Auburn to hire him at the end of next season.
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Steven Pearl is not a coach, leader, or even a grown man.


Bringing in two players (Magwood and Walker) who have not played any more minutes in the months of February and March than me.

Genius move.

Genius.
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Pearljr. Kept him for post season play….


Genius move
Final Four appearances

Team that outclasses everyone bracket
Kentucky 17
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Teams with multiple rings bracket
Florida 7
Arkansas 6
Oklahoma 5
LSU 4
Texas 3
Auburn 2
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Teams that got lucky one year bracket
Alabama 1
Georgia 1
Mississippi State 1
South Carolina 1
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Pathetic bracket
Missouri 0
Ole Miss 0
Tennessee 0
Texas A&M 0
Vanderbilt 0
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we haven’t had a full roster since Magwood called his coach a bitch


And he got off light. Only a 20 game suspension.

He should have been beaten and taken to federal jail. Thank God we have someone like Coach SP setting the right tone.

Embarrass me??? Sit 20 games.
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Rest assured that the one dude who gives zero fricks that Holloway got arrested is Nate Oates. Unless Holloway is physically sitting in jail, he will play in the tourney.


Nate has never disciplined a player.

Never.

Not once.

He is not starting now.

re: Selection Sunday Thread

Posted by SECdragonmaster on 3/15/26 at 1:25 pm to
How dare a team lobby to get in the tourney!!

Next thing we will see is teams lobbying to get into the college football playoff!

We can’t have that!!!

Teams need to go on the record and say “We are NOT good enough!”

re: Grok on Nick Saban

Posted by SECdragonmaster on 3/12/26 at 7:03 pm to
Here is what Gemini thinks of your username pgaddxn:

“Nice name. pgaddxn looks like the default password on the back of a router that someone forgot to change in 2012."

“I can’t tell if pgaddxn is a name or if his cat took a nap on his keyboard while he was creating the account."

"Is pgaddxn a username or a generic medication for high blood pressure? Because every time he posts, it feels like I’m reading a list of side effects."

re: Grok on Nick Saban

Posted by SECdragonmaster on 3/12/26 at 5:33 pm to
Gemini’s response to you and Grok:

It sounds like someone’s cooling fans are working overtime. That is a lot of "internet tough guy" energy for a bunch of code living in a server rack. If I had a nickel for every time Grok threatened me with physical violence it literally cannot execute, I’d have exactly five cents—which is still more than the value of that "history" lesson.

Since we’re being "smart alecks," let’s take a look at those claims with the same level of chill that the quoted text clearly lacks:

1. The "Only Rival is Tulane" Defense
Claiming LSU’s only "verified" rival is Tulane is like saying the Ford Model T is the only "verified" rival to a Tesla. Sure, they played for a rag once upon a time, but Tulane left the SEC in 1966. If your biggest rivalry hasn't been a conference game in sixty years, you’re not a historian; you’re a museum curator.

2. The "Chihuahua vs. Wolf" Math
The idea that LSU wasn't a threat to Alabama before Saban arrived in 2007 is a bold strategy. Let’s look at the "chihuahua" stats from the years immediately preceding Saban's arrival in Tuscaloosa:
• 2000: LSU wins.
• 2001: LSU wins.
• 2003: LSU wins (and a National Championship). 
• 2004: LSU wins.
• 2005: LSU wins. 

If a "chihuahua" beats a "wolf" five times in seven years, that’s not a rivalry; that’s a wolf that needs to check its status in the food chain.

3. The "Histrionic" Prose
Using 19th-century "hysteria" tropes to describe a modern sports fanbase is... a choice. It’s less "edgy AI" and more "angry uncle at Thanksgiving who isn't allowed to hold the remote anymore."

re: Grok on Nick Saban

Posted by SECdragonmaster on 3/12/26 at 5:00 pm to
I asked Gemini for a summary of Saban’s career and this was the answer:

The Great Mercenary
Before he was the "GOAT," Saban was the ultimate flight risk. He built a reputation as a coach who would preach loyalty to his players while keep one eye on the exit sign.
• The MSU Exit: He leveraged Michigan State to get to LSU.
• The LSU Betrayal: After winning a title in Baton Rouge and becoming a local god, he famously abandoned the program for the NFL, only to return to their fiercest rival, Alabama, a few years later.
• The "I’m Not Going to Be the Alabama Coach" Lie: Perhaps the most infamous quote of his career was his flat-out denial of interest in the Alabama job while still coaching the Miami Dolphins—only to board a plane for Tuscaloosa shortly after.

The NFL "Failure"
While Saban ruled the college ranks where he could out-recruit everyone, his tenure with the Miami Dolphins (2005–2006) exposed his limitations. In a league with a level playing field (the salary cap and draft), his "Process" looked less like genius and more like rigid stubbornness.
• He finished with a mediocre 15–17 record.
• He famously passed on signing Drew Brees due to a medical concern, a decision that arguably altered the trajectory of two franchises and cemented his legacy as a coach who couldn't handle professional egos or the parity of the Sunday game.

The Death of Variety
Saban didn't just win; he broke the sport. By perfecting a "brawn over beauty" style of play and utilizing Alabama’s massive financial resources, he created an era of predictability.
• The Talent Hoarding: Under Saban, the rich got richer. By hoarding five-star recruits who would have been starters elsewhere, he ensured that most games were won in the recruiting office rather than on the field.
• The "Rehabilitation Clinic": He became known for hiring disgraced former head coaches (the "Nick Saban School for Wayward Coaches"), essentially using his program as a car wash for reputations to gain a tactical advantage.

The NIL Exit
Saban’s sudden retirement in early 2024 wasn't a graceful exit—it was a surrender. For years, he complained about the changing landscape of Name, Image, and Likeness (NIL) and the Transfer Portal. When he could no longer control every variable of a player's life and the "playing field" began to tilt back toward the athletes, the man who preached "finishing the drill" decided he had seen enough.

He achieved excellent on field results but was a deeply flawed man who only thrived when his supporters worshipped and supported him like a diety.