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For those that are asking for the IG handle: not a chance. Several of my family members are on her timeline and I don’t want to be “outed” on the OT. Too many autistic sleuths. On to the actual Turkey dinner and festivities: Cousin and stripper showed up about 30 minutes into the meal. They b...

[quote]I want to have Thanksgiving with you.[/quote] My normal Thanksgivings are very traditional and great fun. This one is the “extended family” version that always has levels of functional insanity. My grandmothers brother (my great uncle?) was a very successful businessman and sold hi...

Breakfast tidbits: My hope (and fear) that I am going to leave you guys with OT blue balls is now possible. My cousin was supposed to text me BEFORE he left Atlanta to come here. He has not texted yet. I am thinking he won’t show. The women are all in the kitchen getting brunch ready and goss...

[quote]Waiting on dragonmaster’s next bump like:[/quote] Update before bedtime: My family got here and all was pretty smooth. Initial reports were that cousin and stripper were not coming. Therefore, all of his kids are here (2 hours late) and visiting with family. I went up to hug the kid...

[quote]You either got to bump this thread, or start a new one to give us updates when they come.[/quote] Early bump. One of his kids, a 15 year old girl, has been posting Instagram pics of herself drinking beer in a bikini with older guys (flipping the bird) at the Chatahoochee river with the...

[quote]We need updates every 15 minutes.[/quote] Will do. I don’t arrive until 9 pm tonight so radio silence until then.......

My early entry: My 45 yr old cousin (divorced x3) is coming and bringing his new girlfriend (mid 20’s) who is a stripper. His kids don’t want to come to Thanksgiving if their dad is bringing the stripper so now they are refusing to come. His mother (my aunt) has already called him up and ...

[link=(https://youtu.be/NAUJRThu7UQ)]Greg McElroy concussed like a biotch[/link]...

So Freep- You don’t care about football anymore so Auburn should have their rich boosters pay some money to Gus instead of paying more money to a better coach? That sum it up? The buyout is only an issue for our wealthy boosters. The tone of this thread will change in less than 5 days. ...

[quote]People are wrong sometimes. Holy shite let's crucify the guy [/quote] If he talked like a normal person and said things like “we believe at this time” or “we cannot be certain” then this thread would not exist. It’s his smug “How dare you question me- I am right” attitude that we are a...

No. Not at all. I have defended Wade over and over. I believe the LSU administration was stupid to sit him out of the NCAA tourney 2 years ago. Auburn is stupid for this self imposed ban. The NCAA are idiots. You never gain anything by cooperating with them. Give them the middle ...

[quote]Either the NOA Auburn won’t release is really bad or Bruce has seen enough of his team during the preseason to see that they’ll be mediocre at best. [/quote] Not or. 1. This team is going to take time to gel. 2. This season is going to be COVID stupid (I can’t believe this hysteria ...

bammer 45 Auburn 17 Gus chews gum and speaks about the team getting better while signing another TE instead of an OL. ...

I would take Bama -23.5 in a heartbeat if Auburn has no KJ Britt, no Brodarius Hamm, and no Tank Bigsby. ...

[quote]She’s the definition of a old school Southern lady. And she makes from scratch a banana pudding that I do believe if it could be distributed widely would result in world peace.[/quote] [img]https://media1.giphy.com/media/igi6mul3AKr06fpigw/giphy.gif?cid=82a1493b7o4xicmb3q4aq64deubwdxliaoza...

[quote]non-stop Christmas music .... MIL freaking loves it. [/quote] [quote]already put up all nine (yes, nine) of her Christmas trees. She has one per room in her house and each tree has its own theme.[/quote] [quote]And if she’s not watching Newsmax, you can bet your arse she’s watching Chris...

I agree. I can listen to a song or two but then we have to get back to Bing Crosby, Burl Ives, and Phil Specter. ...

[quote]Lol what was that return[/quote] Glorious. ...

[quote]I’m laughing at what appears to be a white hand holding a bbc on Aubies uniform[/quote] Looks like two hands to me. Sorry that you can’t stop thinking about black penis. ...