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re: (NSFW) As a 28 year old man what type of woman would you choose

Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:02 am to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
48010 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:02 am to
quote:

What kind of question is that? Size is something that can be fixed.


Are you saying that being heavy is broken? Bigot.

Kidding, baw. fat shaming needs to make a yuge return, bigly.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70169 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:03 am to
Number 2
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57135 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:05 am to
The brunettes, hands down.

Brunnettes age better than blondes.

The thick one can always lose weight.

Edt: the thick one has the most upside.
This post was edited on 9/4/26 at 11:06 am
Posted by Megasaurus
Member since Dec 2017
1677 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:07 am to
quote:

#2 and a gym membership


all day.


Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76510 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:08 am to
#2? I can fix her, with some assistance (see below):
quote:


Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57135 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:10 am to
We have peptides. You run and love all over that big thing.

Cute face, $2MM and unmarried?

She is the one you go for.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
89565 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:11 am to
Dog fricker picks the dog of teh group, no one is surprised.
Posted by LsuNav
Sacramento
Member since Mar 2008
2383 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:19 am to
That big woman might go will if you can get her or lose the weight. She takes Ozempic and ends up divorcing you.

#1
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
57135 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:27 am to
Get something else brother.
Posted by lsu777
Lake Charles
Member since Jan 2004
39081 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 11:45 am to
thats an easy choice so long as she actually likes to suck and frick....#2 all day.

being a fatty is easily fixed, very easy

you can take the money completely out too

1) being fat is fixable, easily now a days, her boobs are saggy but not far apart, very easy to fix

2) being a former fatty she is going to appreciate the frick out of you

3) usually fatties like sucking and fricking, that doesnt go away



after that, I would choice the 24 year old

but in this day and age with the medicines out there.....guys should be choosing the fixer upper everytime....much higher ROI
Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
15810 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 12:01 pm to
That 35 year old AI gal could get it, but not for the long term.

#2 is my choice. I'd get her into CrossFit with me. I'd get her hopped up on Retatrutide and she'd be blasting out strict handstand push ups within six months.
This post was edited on 9/4/26 at 12:03 pm
Posted by JoeyBiscuits
Member since Dec 2025
572 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 12:06 pm to
#1 or #4
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35346 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 12:23 pm to
3 is a somehow. Perfect tits
Posted by uptowntiger84
uptown
Member since Jul 2011
5738 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:16 pm to
#4. No kids with someone else. But the 2 divorces would need to be explained.
Posted by DJNOS1978
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
831 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:21 pm to
Fat b need love too Craig
Posted by onelochevy
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2011
18446 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:22 pm to
#2 and she can stay thick.
Posted by Fat Fingers
Member since Nov 2010
580 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 1:48 pm to
I shared this thread with a friend of mine. His first question was what were the names of the kids....

Posted by Shimoda
Member since Jul 2026
110 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 2:16 pm to
Whichever one blows me first likely wins
Posted by FIREAWAY
Member since Jul 2022
527 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 2:19 pm to
I'm choosing all four. I work out of town.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
109284 posts
Posted on 9/4/26 at 2:22 pm to
4

She’s an earner.
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