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Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:37 pm
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
4917 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:37 pm
What’s your routine for shutting down the house before going to bed.

Do you do it or does your wife do it?

My wife never does. My routine is walking around and physically checking all doors are locked and any lights are tuned off. I don’t check windows since we rarely open them during the summer heat.
Posted by Will Cover
Davidson, NC
Member since Mar 2007
40429 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:38 pm to
quote:


What’s your routine for shutting down the house before going to bed.


Take the dogs out, lock the doors, and turn on the alarm.

quote:

Do you do it or does your wife do it?


She left a few years ago. So, it's me. And that's perfectly okay too.
Posted by facher08
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
6352 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:38 pm to
Whoever is downstairs last does it.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
67125 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:40 pm to
Is there a wife out there that knows how to turn a light switch off?
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59487 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:40 pm to
Make sure the driveway gate is closed, physically check the locks, then turn off any lights that are still on.

If we’re both up, then we’ll both share the routine. I’m usually the last one up tho.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74094 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:42 pm to
Turn lights off.

Crouch in a corner.

Ready knuckles.

Wait to neutralize threat.
Posted by WillieD
Lafayette/BR
Member since Apr 2014
3395 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:42 pm to
Lock doors, get the coffee ready , turn off lights
Posted by rexorotten
2314762 posts
Member since Oct 2013
5277 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

Is there a wife out there that knows how to turn a light switch off?


Mine sure as hell doesn't.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80986 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:47 pm to
I say Alexa goodnight and it locks doors, turns off lights, turns on exterior lights, sets my AC where I want it, turns on my white noise in the bedroom, and tells me tomorrows weather.
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63538 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:48 pm to
I don’t have a wife, so it is obviously me.

Typically turn on the security cameras, set the alarm, lock the place down and close the garage door after I eat supper.
This post was edited on 9/14/26 at 10:53 pm
Posted by DownSouthJukin
1x tRant Poster of the Millennium
Member since Jan 2014
31790 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:50 pm to
Not in any particular order:

Eyeball the locks and lock if not locked. Set the alarm. Shut off all the lights. Hit the car lock key fob for my truck or use the app to make sure it's locked.
This post was edited on 9/14/26 at 10:51 pm
Posted by YatInTheHat
Member since Apr 2017
958 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 10:52 pm to
quote:


I say Alexa goodnight and it locks doors, turns off lights, turns on exterior lights, sets my AC where I want it, turns on my white noise in the bedroom, and tells me tomorrows weather.


Subtile "Tony fricking Stark" brag here.
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
8269 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 11:07 pm to
I’m in a gated community — about 700 acres, and my house also has an electric gate. So my lockdown is minimal. I turn off the courtyard fans
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26952 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 11:08 pm to
I live in a gated community with cameras and security. I don’t think I’ve locked my front door or my car in 6yrs.
Posted by Herschal
USA
Member since Sep 2011
2399 posts
Posted on 9/14/26 at 11:10 pm to
Locks, lights, alarm, AC, and close the garage from my app and hope my wife pulled her car all the way in.
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
6194 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 1:34 am to
Check the shotgun and 9mm. Make sure the wife is alive (we are old). Bring the cat in. Check that all the doors are locked. Take meds. All is well tonight.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135171 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 1:44 am to
Walk the outer walls
Lock the gate
Walk the inner walls
Lock the doors,
Turn the lights off
Set the alarms,
Go to bed
Posted by RustyDaDog
BAOK
Member since Mar 2023
1166 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 1:46 am to
quote:

Is there a wife out there that knows how to turn a light switch off?

I’d be willing to bet they are few and far between, mine leaves lights on all damn day I don’t get it
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
7996 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 2:06 am to
Turn off the lights.
Go to bed.

So many people here setting alarms. You people need to move to a better location. I do not even check the locks.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
10415 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 4:11 am to
Take the dogs out, make sure the door is locked, check on my mother in law (she's 85 and lives with us) ,and then go to bed with the wife.
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