YatInTheHat

re: Ron White really hates Paxton

Posted by YatInTheHat on 9/17/26 at 9:03 am to msutiger

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Yeah I’m voting to criminalize weed every chance I get it is a cancer to our society.

What's up Dan!

re: Night time house lock down check in thread

Posted by YatInTheHat on 9/14/26 at 10:52 pm to SG_Geaux

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I say Alexa goodnight and it locks doors, turns off lights, turns on exterior lights, sets my AC where I want it, turns on my white noise in the bedroom, and tells me tomorrows weather.

Subtile "Tony fricking Stark" brag here.

re: paxton can’t get out is his own way - violated federal ethics law in significant ways

Posted by YatInTheHat on 9/5/26 at 1:06 pm to prplhze2000

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I bet if you dissect his campaign organization, it is probably run by a bunch of amateurs as is Collins in Georgia

I got a text from him this week literally asking for $5 like he's my neighbor's kid asking to bum some cash, it felt so amateur hour. What a turkey.

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re: What Is To Be Done About This Staggering Advantage Talarico Has In Texas?

Posted by YatInTheHat on 8/28/26 at 10:42 pm to LuckyTiger

You know what? The Texas R's really screwed the pooch this year, their boy Danny P. dry fricked the Hemp ban right on through the Texas legislative session with a boner so big that now you can get life for possessing something that was legal 45 days ago. I'm sure he's proud of himself, and the locals have noticed.

Yeah they fricked up, and they're going to pay, and rightly so. It's about time the boomer GOP in Texas finally fades away.

Maybe they at least can reinvent themselves after this blue wave that's about to catch them off-guard, with some younger blood thats not living in the 1950's.

re: Tortas @ Tacos el Gordo

Posted by YatInTheHat on 8/25/26 at 12:59 pm to F1y0n7h3W4LL

That bike will never ride in a straight line again.

re: This is why Talarico is going to flip Texas

Posted by YatInTheHat on 8/14/26 at 5:35 pm to tarzana

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Dan Patrick, the stupid one, and Ken Paxton, the creepy slimeball, are not winning their respective races this year, for Lt. Governor and Senator -- bookmark that.

You know what, I'm in Texas and mostly vote republican but I'd be okay with this.

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re: I Won A Local Election... And Learned These Things

Posted by YatInTheHat on 8/8/26 at 12:19 pm to BCvol

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Lots of retarded Republican politicians in Tn. There was nothing wrong with the way Hemp was sold in Tn. Didn’t stop them from sticking their paws in it anyway, probably for campaign contributions from the liquor industry. We just want to be left alone and they will never get it.

Sounds a lot like the Rs running Texas right now, except they're tightening the screws even more than other Hemp bans across the country.

I actually think the top state leadership pays the price for it come November, I feel like single-issue voters are gonna surprise a lot of people by showing up. Looking at you Danny-boy.

And unfortunately for Paxton this might mean trouble, kinda like how Dora won that judge seat in Houston during the Beto vs Cruz election.

re: Shooting at Kroger

Posted by YatInTheHat on 7/17/26 at 3:58 pm to NIH

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I don’t know how places like Towne Lake and Bridgeland will hold long term against their surroundings

I live in one of the above communities and have been noticing it since Covid especially with the amount of apartment complexes being squeezed into every empty inch. It'll only get worse.

re: Why do online retailers think we need daily emails clogging up our inboxes?

Posted by YatInTheHat on 7/10/26 at 12:44 am to Odysseus32

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You aren't who they're trying to reach.

Email lists are a numbers game. You get the emails. You send out a newsletter or a promotion. Then you watch the metrics. Then you start changing variables to see what gets a higher hit rate. More clicks means more opportunity to entice you to buy on the site.

Lot of clicks and no purchases? The emails are working. The site needs to hook you. That's the next refinement.

It's got not a single thing to do with you. It's literally a conversion game.

Sounds like a miserable job chasing down that shite. I'd rather hang off the back of a garbage truck and build my upper body cut.

re: How Long does Weed Last in a plastic zip lock bag?

Posted by YatInTheHat on 7/7/26 at 12:59 am to deeprig9

Just put it in an airtight Mason jar with little head room it can last a year or two with near original flavor/effects. In a baggie maybe 6 mos. to a year. I've grown cannabis here and there.

re: WYHI? 80 Year Old Fitness Influencer

Posted by YatInTheHat on 7/7/26 at 12:55 am to Shexter

Yes.

re: Wilson Phillips tonight at The Uncle Sam Jam in Metairie

Posted by YatInTheHat on 7/4/26 at 12:41 am to JodyPlauche

The gal on the left sporting the 50's MILF toe and I'm all in. But I wouldn't kick the fat one out of bed, as someone said earlier she's not even fat by today's standards, wood...

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re: Wilson Phillips tonight at The Uncle Sam Jam in Metairie

Posted by YatInTheHat on 7/4/26 at 12:40 am to JodyPlauche

The gal on the left sporting the 50's MILF toe and I'm all in. But I wouldn't kick the fat one out of bed, as someone said earlier she's not even fat by today's standards, wood...

re: Houston Texans Toro District in Cypress, TX

Posted by YatInTheHat on 7/1/26 at 9:12 pm to Everyday Is Saturday

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If you own real estate in the area, good for you!

Heck yeah, not directly in Bridgeland but Town Lake right across Fry, finally maybe I can actually turn a house into nice profit for once in my life.

re: What is the correct pronunciation of Iberville

Posted by YatInTheHat on 6/30/26 at 10:53 am to RoyalWe

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Eye-ber-ville is how they say it in New Orleans, because they're pretentious asses. Notice how they pronounce everything without acknowledging its heritage? Carondelet is pronounced how it's written instead of with the French "a" at the end. There are other examples.

Helios St. in Old Metry is another one, the locals call it Ha-loyce when its Hee-lee-ows.

I lived on that street for 5 years and not one neighbor/person pronounced it correctly. Don't get me started...

re: Do you still see people wearing a mask in your area?

Posted by YatInTheHat on 5/26/26 at 11:23 pm to UFFan

There was a damn mask in the grass on the median in front my house today. I was thinking that the maskers loved their environment a lot more than that.

re: China has released its first robot maid, the SeeLight S1

Posted by YatInTheHat on 5/23/26 at 11:39 am to blueboy

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That looks like stop motion animation. I call bullshite.

I was coming here to say the same thing, it's stop motion animation. Don't you baws watch Rudolph every year?

re: James Bond may be okay. Not destroyed by woke, DEI bullcrap.

Posted by YatInTheHat on 5/15/26 at 12:13 pm to High C

This is some funny arse shite and you Sir, have won the internet today :dude:

re: Wednesday's which body type are you choosing?

Posted by YatInTheHat on 5/6/26 at 12:49 am to Archives

2-4 not in any particular order, also wouldn't say no to 6 after a few drinks.
And I guess 1 to prove to you asshats I'm not gay, but she's too skinny.

Solid no for 5, or any of them that have a penis :nana: