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Biography:Chubby Chaser
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This is some funny arse shite and you Sir, have won the internet today :dude:
2-4 not in any particular order, also wouldn't say no to 6 after a few drinks.
And I guess 1 to prove to you asshats I'm not gay, but she's too skinny.

Solid no for 5, or any of them that have a penis :nana:
I'd rather date Winona Ryder in the seventh circle of Hell than goto Jazz Fest.
I don't think I've ever upvoted just about every reply on a 3+ page thread, but here we are.

Nice work boys, never change O-T Lounge, never change. :bow:
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What are the dos and don’t’s here?



The biggest don't is, don't do it.
I did it for my daughter's birthday when she was 7, got her two.
She loved them, best week of her life, they had names, beds, you name it.

A week later, she came to me because Minnie Mouse wasn't moving.
It was stiff as a board, so was Micky. I quickly picked her up then sat with her for a minute while I thought of the words I'd say next.
Her only response was... "But why?", then the tears.

She's 20 now, but that day still haunts me.
Wait, we get an alumni email address?? Why didn’t anyone tell me about that!

I mean I did graduate before email, but it would have been cool to use here and there.

re: stickdeath.com

Posted by YatInTheHat on 4/15/26 at 7:31 pm to
Stickfigue Death Theater, I still have a gif that I made for that somewhere around here.
How do they even find something like this? He must have pissed off his old lady pretty good over the weekend.
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I-tran


Congratulations, you win the internet today!
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I canceled a few weeks ago after being subscribed for a few years. They started calling but haven’t left a voicemail. Got a thing in the mail for 12 months at 5.99. I rarely used it so I’ll wait and see if an email comes in with a cheaper offer.


Same, cancelled in early Feb but I hav't been offered anything in mail or email. Maybe next month.
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There’s soon to be a severe virgin shortage in the afterlife.

Y'all hold the upvotes to this post at 72 pls.

re: Rate Zendaya

Posted by YatInTheHat on 2/21/26 at 1:54 am to
A close friend of mine once said he's seen ladyboys that pass much better than Zendaya.
I hear y'all but you lost me with all this space lingo somewhere on page 1, but do ya'll think they fricked?
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Breeding is an experiment of women.

Prior to WWII women bred to men who had jobs and were less attractive but much more stable

After WWII women seemed to breed with pretty boys who were *ssh*les and took out the anger for the rat b*st*rd man on the male child the breeding produced.

:dunno:
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Name one thing black people cannot do, that white people can.


I'm thinking... swim?
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That's all I got.


At least she wasn't contagious.
2012 Wrangler, no plans for something new anytime soon. Cost + can’t stand the new tech/screens
She rocks it for her age, I'm humbled to say I've seen a few of her videos out and about.
:nana:
This is the same one I got for Father Day last year but the Costco version, which looks the same. Solid trimmer and best one I've owned so far. I can even make a decent fade on the sides of my head into my beard
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BREAKING: @NASA has scheduled a @Space_Station Update Press Conference at 17:00 EST (22:00 UTC) today. Participants include Jared Isaacman (@NASAAdmin), Associate Admin Amit Kshatriya, and Chief Health and Medical Officer Dr. James Polk.


Great post.

Anyone else still trying to figure out what time 17:00 EST (22:00 UTC) is in central time?