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re: Milk Expiration Dates

Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:05 pm to
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
14173 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:05 pm to
I have two teenage boys in addition to my wife and daughter. A gallon of milk has a max life of 2 days in my house. If your problem is milk expiring too fast, my solution would be to have more kids.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5185 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:06 pm to
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Yes, I will say Costco Milk lasts past the expiration date.


Costco milk is ultra-pastuerized and will basically never go bad if it's refrigerated.
Posted by done dancing
South Louisiana
Member since Apr 2016
261 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:07 pm to
Spot on. The more you expose the milk by opening it, the faster the degradation. Like the other poster said, I drink it so fast it does matter.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103990 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:12 pm to
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I’ve noticed this with everything lately. Potatoes have been absolute shite all summer. They rot within a week in the pantry


Lettuce has been terrible for months at my local Walmart. They get random brands that are small heads of lettuce and it’s hard to find one not already starting to turn brown in spots. Not sure what happened to the good Dole lettuce they had for years
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103990 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:14 pm to
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Well yeah. In fact, milk as a food source is pretty much a European thing. Incidence rate of lactose intolerance is a lot higher in other races.


Drinking milk is white supremacy
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
17759 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:16 pm to
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I'm pretty sure humans are the only species of animal on this here earf that drinks milk past babydom



If you shoot a wet sow or doe the first thing coyotes will tear into is the udder.
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
5640 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:45 pm to
MILF expy is the same as rain in TS.
Posted by Geauxgurt
Member since Sep 2013
13677 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:48 pm to
How long ago did you open it?

Expiration dates are based on unopened items. Once you open regular milk, it’s got about 7 days of being good.

If you get some brands like fair life that are ultra pasteurized, it may be 14 days, but still depends on when it is opened and those clocks start.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73895 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:54 pm to
Haven't bought milk in quite a while, but even then I was having this issue.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
173926 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:55 pm to
I say, my milkmen always ensure Bessie and Charlotte produce nothing but top tier elixer for our family
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
21287 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 6:59 pm to
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I’ve noticed this with everything lately. Potatoes have been absolute shite all summer. They rot within a week in the pantry

I love sweet potatoes but they look like lepers that got rolled to the grocery store and injected with testosterone.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
20445 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:06 pm to
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Milk is disguising and I loth the people in my house when I have to throw it out because they love milk but never seem to be able to finish a gallon before it starts clumping up in the jug.

No I don’t buy it so it’s not my wasted money but some how I’m the I only one who can perceive it’s rotting state.




What is it disguised as-------lemonade, tea, Kool-Aid?

I loathe people that loth..........especially over something they don't buy or use that goes bad.

Just let it sit in the fridge and let the users find out when it's bad when they pour a glass and it comes out like cottage cheese. They'll get the hint.
Posted by JumpingTheShark
America
Member since Nov 2012
24865 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:08 pm to
I fricking love milk and the smell test has never failed me. Milk doesn’t always have a pleasant smell or anything but you can definitely tell when it’s spoiled.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
5764 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:16 pm to
Yes. I’ve had the same issue with milk expiring early and the organic Great Value holds on and tastes better than regular milk.

OP, get a fridge thermometer. The thermometer on my fridge read good temp. When my fridge died, it still held that temp for days even when the one I put in read 70 degrees. Now I keep small thermometers in my fridge and freezer as back-up. So, could also be the temp.
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
17221 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:18 pm to
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Just let it sit in the fridge and let the users find out when it's bad


This logic never works with certain people. They know it’s bad , it’s why they avoid it. But me being OCD as I am a can’t let something just sit when it needs to be dealt with . Like dishes piling up in the sink, I wash the dirty dishes as I use them and put them on the drying rack. Yet dishes pile up in the sink.
The theory of just let them pile up till there’s nothing left to use and washing dishes is logically the only option has failed miserably every time.

Again likely because of my OCD and long before anyone else ever manifests the notion that action must be taken to combat the ever growing number of dirty dishes lest we revert to cave people and have to eat with our God given utensils like it was out last meal, I again surrender to the problem at hand. And this is the vicious cycle.

Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
25574 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:18 pm to
Shake your milk every day even if you don’t use it. At least that’s what I’ve heard to extend its fridge life.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63778 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:27 pm to
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Milk is disguising and I loth the people in my house when I have to throw it out because they love milk but never seem to be able to finish a gallon before it starts clumping up in the jug. No I don’t buy it so it’s not my wasted money but some how I’m the I only one who can perceive it’s rotting state.


:jagsfan:
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12026 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:36 pm to
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Shake your milk every day even if you don’t use it. At least that’s what I’ve heard to extend its fridge life.


Shake it baby!
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20641 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:39 pm to
I go through 3 gallons a week by myself, so I definitely do not have an issue with worrying about it expiring.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76269 posts
Posted on 8/29/26 at 7:40 pm to
Lasts past it’s expiration date and that means at least 45 days in your possession.

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