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Netflix found a way to give you a show with an all white cast. That should satiate you guys for a day or two.


That's called a bait and switch, my friend.


Everybody knows the early stages of mid-west settlements were absolutely full of purple-haired nose ring wearing white hetero-man haters. The natives were simply following the green-haired Deloris-without-a-clitoris's lead in hating the white man.
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Chandler Rome


This cocksucker can't make up his cocksucking mind... is he estatic that Dana and Joe are still running the team, or is he estatic that the wheels have fallen off?

He's just got too much cocksucking in him.

You hear me Chandler? We all think you're a cocksucker.
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Can’t believe this game is in play after the first inning. Be a shame to waste it.


These two teams are the equivalent of celebrity death match between Dr Sheldon Cooper and Corky Thatcher.
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Correa

I am very thankful he is back on the Astros. But I need to see him play more than 80 games in season to be a believer.

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C(ocksuck)-Walk
Smith
Lope/Matthews
Swing at Everything/Vasquez


Smith has tremendous upside.
Matthews, positive upside.

But all of the 6-9 options are huge questions marks based off of last year's performances.

I'd love for Walker's and fido's resurgence to be legit... but it is too early to count on a full season of either one of them being anything more than below league average.
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We have several bases (very large bases) in Germany. If we shutdown one major base in one city in Germany it would seriously injure its local economy.


It’s a short term impact though.

When USAREUR shutdown in Heidelberg about 20 years ago, it hit the community hard. But one large neighborhood, Patrick Henry Village was converted to Syrian refugee housing. Another, was leveled for condos. Other bases have been repurposed or replaced. Now, Heidelberg is barely recognizable as once the home of US Army Europe.
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RIP Hunter Brown


Just fricking sign Trevor Bauer already.

For fricks sake.
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Pirates have their stands full watching the first series with Griffin. Good to see, energy is very reminiscent of what it was like in 2013-2016 with all the young Stros being called up.


And yet, the Pirates will still manage to screw it up.
Kid definitely did butt stuff with the 47er.
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Stros suck /thread


Let’s go home boys.

We will never overcome this highly complex and sick burn.


Damn! That’s a fine bone fish. Or else you are smaller than Tyrion Lannister.





When someone purposely styles their eyebrows like that you can deduce a number of things:

1. Their judgement is shite.
2. Their personal hygiene is shite.
3. They partake in very questionable sexual habits.

Every single time.

Yo judge, those eyebrows are not going to stop people from noticing that you are fat, balding and slobbish.
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LMJ with 9Ks
Correa making great plays at SS
Altuve with 2 bombs on a 4 hit night


2017 is going to be a great year for us.


Don't forget about the beard.

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I’m thinking it’s going to be a 4-3 type of game.


14-9.

Will be 14-6 going into the 9th. Solo shots by Yordan, E-sock and CC will give Espada something to crow about.
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Someone that I trust said they hit 12 of our 13 bases and perhaps also the USS Ford.


Just because you’ve had his penis in your mouth is no justification to trust him.
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Cigarette Smoking Mane Doobie Smokng Man


Pole Smoking Man
Can’t go 0-162 if you don’t lose the first 3 games.