Floating Change Up

[quote]Cy Lyles was almost unhittable tonight. Couldn't have done anything more[/quote] Sometimes, you have to grind out a loss to a HOF pitcher so you can get out there and focus on losing 4 of the last 7 games of the season. You’ll thank him later....

Chas lays down a perfect bunt for a hit. A-hole ump calls Chas out for runner’s interference- says he was running too far inside the baseline. Replay clearly shows it’s a bull shite call. Think Dusty will come out and chew some ass? Naw, sometimes you have to let a bad call go so that the ne...

Looks like a cover for a Rampage video game in that third pic....

[quote]Hope I’m somehow posting the Bull in an hour[/quote] Fear not. You’ll be posting a special bull in about 30 days when the frickening is upon us....

[quote]But why didn't the crocodiles use this as an opportunity to eat the dog,[/quote] This is an easy one to answer. The crocs were already stuffed full with some of the [b]thousands [/b]of other stray dogs lining the streets, ditches, cities, roadways, and other water areas in India....

[quote]Seems low. [/quote] I thought the same. Could be something wrong with my math. I’m no arithmeticist....

9 games left for the good guys. That means we can expect 240.77 melts. Games * expected innings + #MaldyStarts^2 * Dusty’s Age ___________________________________________ # of Community Leaders + RNDM # ...

[quote]I think about how excited I’d be if the Astros were in this position ten years ago and prior.[/quote] Uhhh... we kinda were, were we not? :lol: :lol: :lol: [img]https://blacksportsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Houston-Astros-fire-Bo-Porter.jpg width=450[/img]...

[quote]This division could be decided by a half game.[/quote] Not to detract from your message, because I think you’re correct, this is turning out to be an impressive race to the finish. But can a division really be decided by a 1/2 game? Don’t all teams play 162?...

[quote]In a Tuesday interview with CNN, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky encouraged former President Donald Trump to share his ideas on how to stop the war with Russia. “He can publicly share his idea now, not waste time, not to lose people, yes, and then say that ‘My formula is to stop the...

[quote]You guys obviously don't realize that Javier getting right and having a good outing can be directly attributed to Moldy (When pitchers have bad outings with Moldy catching, those are the pitchers fault).[/quote] Javier's fastball velocity was back up to his normal 2022 speeds, averaging ab...

[quote]Alvarez pinch-hit for Maldonado in the 8th, moving Diaz from DH to C for the 9th.[/quote] No, no, no. It’s way worse than that. Alvarez PH’d for Meyers and drew a walk. He was promptly pulled for Pinch Runner Dubon. Singleton PH for Maldy....

[quote]Que the bull [/quote] What the bull?...

[quote]Holy shite Pena did a thing[/quote] He is still a beautiful man to me....

[quote]Why did Jon take the bat off his shoulder in that AB[/quote] Trying to play the HERO that Dusty believes him to be. Fujinami threw 6 straight balls and Big Jon decides to swing? He makes an out, and then 4 more balls to Altuve. It's a good thing Fujinami can't throw strikes, because...

gawd damn how can someone with so many MLB games under his belt be so fricking stupid. He just burned Dubon, Singleton and Alvarez in a 1 run game. No Dusty, if you're going to try to play manager, the correct sequence is: PH Dubon for Meyers (no need to PR if he gets on base) PH Alvarez fo...

Imagine that... a sacrifice bunt moved a runner into scoring position....

[quote]Javi looks as good as he has in months, if not all year.[/quote] His fastball seems to have a bit more on it than previous starts....

[quote]They've quit.[/quote] I don't think they've quit. I just think they are exhausted from Dusty's bull shite ego....

[quote]If we have any chance to make the playoffs, Maton has to break his hand[/quote] The list of "has to" is longer than that. You have to add, --someone has to OD on weed and get sent to rehab. --someone is going to have to quit choking on a wagon full of dicks....