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re: Get ready for lines of Mouth Breathers at restaurants

Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:11 pm to
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
3431 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:11 pm to
I just can’t imagine this being enforced outside of bigger cities.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111654 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:11 pm to
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Our society is doomed.



Because people everywhere are clamoring to do shite that they are used to doing?
Posted by KamaCausey_LSU
Member since Apr 2013
17858 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

That 25% capacity may last a day or two.

25% Fire Marshall capacity
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76784 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:12 pm to
i look forward to joining my fellow mouth breathers for a night out
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14870 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:12 pm to
quote:

Morons will stand in line for hours waiting on their table at Texas Roadhouse for "Muh Freedom!!"




Well, you and the rest of the servers do the best you can until things really get rolling again.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21961 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:13 pm to
Yep. Just like the idiots who wait on the highway in a line to get fast food. Block a lane of highway because the fatasses have to have their Popeyes.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42702 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Our society is doomed.


This guy thinks Cocteau in Demolition Man is the good guy.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42786 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:13 pm to
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I'm not cowering in fear, I'm just not dumb enough to stand in line for hours to eat a restaurant that will be a zoo.

This weekend I drove by a Donut Shop that had cars wrapped around a parking lot and into the street. All for fricking donuts. Our society is doomed.


Do you know how many fathers who bust their arse all fricking week look forward to taking their kids to a donut shop Sunday or Saturday morning? Have you seen the joy on a kids face when you break out a sprinkle donut? I’m sorry you’re too scared to enjoy life but let me at least bring a little happiness and normalcy to my 4 and 6 year old you sanctimonious, miserable, twat waffle
This post was edited on 5/11/20 at 3:14 pm
Posted by DaBeerz
Member since Sep 2004
18310 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:14 pm to


You been looking in my closet? Minus cowboy boots that’s one my regs
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75980 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:14 pm to
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Our society is doomed.


couldn't agree more.

step #1 to getting society back on track: limit public internet access to douchebags like you.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139231 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:16 pm to
Chain places might abide by this but the small restaurants will likely try to keep up appearances. There's no way they can police this.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
41899 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:16 pm to
So you're one of those idiots who actually believe this has been any different than any other flu season.
Posted by gptigerfan
The Superdome
Member since Oct 2007
1466 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:18 pm to
Why does everybody say “muh” in front of things now? It sounds dumb
Posted by tylercsbn9
Cypress, TX
Member since Feb 2004
67258 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:18 pm to
Capacity doesn’t have to do with tables

It has to do with the amount of people allowed inside us the fire marshal capacity
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26628 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:19 pm to
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most places cant afford to open at 25% capacity. i wouldnt get too excited yet



They aren't letting them have a single table in Illinois until June 26th.

Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:20 pm to
quote:

Chili’s will be 25% capacity but 100% baw



You guys have fought for you freedoms to eat at a Chain??

What happened to taking care of the little guys? The true Patriot? The American Dream?
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
291692 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:21 pm to
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Outdoor seating baw. It's gonna be the new normal for a while. No patio? No problem, let's put a big arse tent in the parking lot.



Tents cost money baw

No one wants to eat outside in Louisiana in the summer.
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
7135 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:21 pm to
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Do you know how many fathers who bust their arse all fricking week look forward to taking their kids to a donut shop Sunday or Saturday morning? Have you seen the joy on a kids face when you break out a sprinkle donut? I’m sorry you’re too scared to enjoy life but let me at least bring a little happiness and normalcy to my 4 and 6 year old you sanctimonious, miserable, twat waffle


Cry me a fricking river dude. I have 2 kids under 10 as well. If they want donuts on the weekend I get them donuts. If I drive to the place and the line is to the road, we get something else. Its amazing how people lose their fricking minds over this shite.

I guess you're a better father than me because I'm not sitting in line for an hour to get my kids a donut. We can eat something else. Gonna be the same at restaurants. Under normal circumstances if the wait is more than 20 mins people will go elsewhere, but now that wait will be over an hour and people will accept it. Doesn't make any sense to me.
Posted by RobbBobb
Member since Feb 2007
34410 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:21 pm to
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25% capacity means a modest restaurant with 30 tables can have 7 tables open at a time.

Do you think anyone is really going to be counting? Or reporting?

Yeah, Mildred, lets report the restaurant we've waiting for a table on, so they can then be closed 3 more weeks. Bold strategy, Cotton!
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111654 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

You guys have fought for you freedoms to eat at a Chain??

What happened to taking care of the little guys? The true Patriot? The American Dream?



Do you really want EVERYONE clamoring to go to the places YOU WANT TO GO? I don't, so I'm not going to beat my chest badmouthing muh chains and people who may want to go to those places.
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