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re: Get ready for lines of Mouth Breathers at restaurants

Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:46 pm to
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66987 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:46 pm to
quote:

open for to-go and outside seating right now

thats more or less what is open in texas

never thought i would be a saltgrass steakhouse baw, but well, here i am
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42789 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:46 pm to
You realize that you can stay home and cower in fear while you breathe through your N95 and wear your nitrile gloves still right? This order doesn’t make you go out, it finally relaxes some of these idiotic, state killing restrictions that we have been living under
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112613 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:47 pm to
25% of building capacity is likely 50-70% of table capacity for alot of place though
Posted by SCLSUMuddogs
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2010
8601 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:48 pm to
Outdoor seating baw. It's gonna be the new normal for a while. No patio? No problem, let's put a big arse tent in the parking lot.
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
25849 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

25% capacity means a modest restaurant with 30 tables can have 7 tables open at a time.

Morons will stand in line for hours waiting on their table at Texas Roadhouse for "Muh Freedom!!"


frick all that. Y'all go get your herd immunity. I'll still be getting takeout.
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
111655 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

Outdoor seating baw. It's gonna be the new normal for a while. No patio? No problem, let's put a big arse tent in the parking lot.




Should be lovely around mid-July in S. Louisiana.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:50 pm to
I bet Cracker Barrel is going to be a old baw and maw showdown for sure.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6439 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:50 pm to
Waiting for that 15 person party to take 5 hours to leave like..


Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
19461 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:51 pm to
What if I stand in line for 3 hours to support a local restaurant? Am I then a non-mouth breather in your eyes oh great one?

People going out and spending money... I don't care where. Let's get rolling again.
Posted by Demshoes
Up in here
Member since Aug 2015
10758 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:53 pm to
Maybe there will only be 2 rows of lines at Trader Joes instead of 4. A girl can dream.
Posted by BregmansWheelbarrow
Member since Mar 2020
3431 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:53 pm to
We want restaurants reopened!

This idiot:

quote:

Get ready for lines of Mouth Breathers at restaurants
Posted by Scoob
Near Exxon
Member since Jun 2009
23990 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Outdoor seating baw. It's gonna be the new normal for a while. No patio? No problem, let's put a big arse tent in the parking lot.



Should be lovely around mid-July in S. Louisiana.
Phase 1 through June 5. Seriously doubt we get a rebound, so we'll either be in phase 2, a highly modified version thereof, phase 3 (to start likely June 20th), or back to normal by mid-July.
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102383 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

Mouth Breathers


I'll be breathing all over you mofos
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
3023 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:56 pm to
Strange melt.
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30048 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:57 pm to
I didn't know I was from Alexandria...
Posted by BrohemAlem11
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
13924 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 2:59 pm to
Just so you know...no one is gonna make you go out... you can continue to cower in fear from a cough with a <1% mortality rate. Totally your choice baw
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37916 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

25% capacity


That 25% capacity may last a day or two. Businesses can’t earn a profit at 25% capacity.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36630 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:09 pm to
Not sure about this. I was surprised how uncrowded some of the restaurants were over the past week on their patios. Great weather, and hardly any people.
Posted by slinger1317
Northshore
Member since Sep 2005
7136 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

you can continue to cower in fear from a cough with a <1% mortality rate


I'm not cowering in fear, I'm just not dumb enough to stand in line for hours to eat a restaurant that will be a zoo.

This weekend I drove by a Donut Shop that had cars wrapped around a parking lot and into the street. All for fricking donuts. Our society is doomed.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 5/11/20 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

That 25% capacity may last a day or two. Businesses can’t earn a profit at 25% capacity.


They better, because there is going to be some rocking chair fights outside Cracker Barrel.
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