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re: Did y’all ever play Smear the Queer growing up?

Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124258 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:01 pm to
It was a fine game.

Now they are forced to play "shiner the Non-Biner."
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260600 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:01 pm to
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Yep, broke my ankle playing it during recess the morning of the Bush/Gore presidential election.


Our elementary school tried to ban it after a gruesome femur fracture. It just seemed to become more popular.

They wanted us to play touch or tag, which ruins the fun.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260600 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:04 pm to
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and piled on.


Far worse than the tackle. I damn near suffocated a couple of times.
Posted by YMCA
It's Fun to Stay
Member since May 2011
3928 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:12 pm to
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my son came in the other day and said he had been playing "Tackle the Man With the Football"...


I haven’t heard this one. The only other thing I’ve heard it called was “kill the man with the ball”
Posted by VolSquatch
First Coast
Member since Sep 2023
1927 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:13 pm to
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I wonder what “they” call it nowadays.



Fight the White
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25713 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:13 pm to
We played that in 5th-7th grade. We couldn’t play in 8th grade because one of the girls wanted to play with us and sure enough she broke her arm and we couldn’t play it anymore.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15618 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:14 pm to
They probably call it "Hate the Straight" now
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
16819 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:16 pm to
Played it nearly everyday, we also called it “pick it up get busted”
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
15329 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:16 pm to
Yup
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70039 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:18 pm to
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kill the man with the ball”


Could have been something like that. I went to Catholic school so maybe we made it sound a little less harsh.

We did play a lot on blacktops but didn’t give a frick.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
51290 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:23 pm to
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Like, I’m curious why getcock


You seem to be obsessed with penis. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6443 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:23 pm to
We knew it as "Kill the man with the ball"
Posted by Iowatiger209
Ankeny, IA
Member since May 2021
699 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:29 pm to
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Tackle the Man With the Football"...


My dear mother, a very proper and pious woman, tried to convince me, as a 3rd grader in 1979, that this was a better name for it…….I said ok, but at school the next day tried to convince none of my friends we should change the name…..
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20389 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:38 pm to
I remember a game called "Hunt the Jew."
Posted by TigerSaint
GA
Member since Dec 2004
212 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:40 pm to
Yep
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
3210 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:42 pm to
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We couldn’t play in 8th grade because one of the girls wanted to play with us


That's a different game. We called it "hide the pickle".
This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 4:07 pm
Posted by Sal Minio
17th Street Canal
Member since Sep 2006
4180 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:45 pm to
If any of you "homos" touch me, I'll kill ya'.
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
13432 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:52 pm to
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the game where you throw the football to a bunch of your friends from a distance and yell out a dollar amount - receivers have to accumulate enough "money" from catches to reach the jackpot amount - first to reach the jackpot amount wins and gets to be the football thrower in the next round - JACKPOT!


Golden eagle
Posted by SmelvinRat
Slumwoody
Member since Oct 2015
1397 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 3:59 pm to
Ours was called "kill the man with the ball". Got pretty brutal. Good times...
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20512 posts
Posted on 3/13/24 at 4:02 pm to
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crumple up a coke cup


Is this how the poors play? We always used a football.
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