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re: Did y’all ever play Smear the Queer growing up?

Posted on 3/13/24 at 4:03 pm to
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 4:03 pm to
We called it “pin down the queer and jizz on him” but same concept
Posted by Magnus
San Diego
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 4:28 pm to
i did, but we called it smear the gimp.
Posted by teatiger
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 4:35 pm to
We had 2 variations back in the mid 70s. “Kill the man with the ball” and “Knock ‘em down John”. In the first, there was a ball involved. In the second, no ball..everyone just tried to knock everyone else to the ground, with the winner being the last kid standing. Rough and violent fun.
Posted by TIGRLEE
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 4:41 pm to
Yep

My favorite
Posted by LSUtwolves
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 4:43 pm to
We called it fumble rumble.

We also had a game called dead ball when we had to have recess in the gym (if it was raining). Kinda like dodgeball but there were no teams or boundaries. 1 tennis ball wrapped in duct tape to make it hurt and you can’t run with the ball. Last man standing wins
This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 4:44 pm
Posted by 98eagle
Member since Sep 2020
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 4:51 pm to
We played all kinds of dangerous games. Dirt clod fights, bottle rocket fights, bike ramp jumping into cardboard boxes and full speed tackle football. But the one where we got beat up the most involved tournament style street boxing with boxing gloves, although injuries were frequent playing football full speed without pads as well.
Posted by killedbyindians
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 5:00 pm to
We called it rough house.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 5:09 pm to
Played it for sure. Also did “hard r” knockin. What do the soys call that one now?
Posted by LSUtwolves
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 5:13 pm to
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full speed tackle football


Didn’t everyone play this growing up? We just called it football
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 5:14 pm to
and British Bulldog
Posted by Packer
IE, California
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 5:15 pm to
quote:

Played it for sure. Also did “hard r” knockin. What do the soys call that one now?



They call it, "find out who the retard is" because everyone has Ring doorbell cameras.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 5:15 pm to
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Our elementary school tried to ban it after a gruesome femur fracture. It just seemed to become more popular
I didn’t break my ankle from being tackled, it was from jumping over someone who fell and landing awkwardly.

If it had been the former, I’m sure there would have been a[n attempt to] ban.
Posted by dexy82
Madison, WI
Member since Sep 2004
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 5:41 pm to
Smear the queer
Tackle the man with ball
Fumble tumble

Or maybe
Rumble tumble

I can’t remember
That’s late 70s early 80s
This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 5:43 pm
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 5:45 pm to
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Absolutely. Also played a ton of lawn darts and I’m here to tell the tale.


Don't forget clackers!
Posted by Woolfpack
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 6:12 pm to
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Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 6:14 pm to
when it just was the American version of Town Ball
Posted by TigersnJeeps
FL Panhandle
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 6:15 pm to
We called it "Smear the Queer", "Rumble" and "Kill the Guy with the Football"...

This was a private school near Tampa.

And we would be pretty dirty by the end of recess....

ETA - this was in the late 70s. HS class of 81
This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 9:12 pm
Posted by BaconGrease
Memphis Tenn
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 6:21 pm to
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But we also did a lot of ding dong ditch, but called it something else.




Ninja knocking
This post was edited on 3/13/24 at 6:22 pm
Posted by Woolfpack
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 6:22 pm to
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Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
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Posted on 3/13/24 at 6:25 pm to
The recess monitors in elementary school in the 70’s just watched with amusement.
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