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re: The most LSU fans over here in a long long time - Evolved Simian
CGSC Lobotomy nailed it. They're the deformed retard cousin of the conference that sometimes escapes from the cellar....
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re: The most LSU fans over here in a long long time - Evolved Simian
[quote]any other team [/quote] No. Just LSU. You are mostly human detritus. fricking guido Florida fans in jorts are the nicest guys in the world compared to LSU people....
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re: For today and today only, I vote we reinstate Phan - Evolved Simian
[quote]You mean mangina?[/quote] FIFY ...
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re: I told you so. - Evolved Simian
A torn meniscus doesn't heal itself, you fricking moron. ...
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re: LSU haka dad video - Evolved Simian
[quote]Samoans are crazy and thats awesome [/quote] The father is Tongan, not Samoan....
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re: Does Malzahn get fired if they miss a bowl? - Evolved Simian
Malzahn has a $32 million buyout. They can't afford to fire him and pay a new coach....
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re: Alabama defense is suspect. - Evolved Simian
They are not good. ...
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re: Jim Taylor dead at 83 - Evolved Simian
RIP...
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re: Tennessee 30 @ Auburn 24 Final - SECN - Evolved Simian
Never change, Gus. Never change....
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re: 49 million American doll hairs buys you - Evolved Simian
It's some baffling shit, isn't it?...
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re: Is the bulldog okay that someone put in Mike's cage? - Evolved Simian
It's safe to assume a large amount of alcohol was involved in this person's decision. But damn, that shite is inexcusable....
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re: You Hit The Lotto....First Thing You Do? - Evolved Simian
I become Jack Whittaker. No thanks....
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re: Today we are all Sabanites! - Evolved Simian
How is the color of those hats so different? The official crimson color for both schools is Pantone 201....
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re: Looking for friends to talk to - Evolved Simian
Trying not to be judgey, but that's too much wine and not enough brown liquor for a Friday night. :cheers:...
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re: Bama, this is how they want y’all to do Dixieland Delight - Evolved Simian
[quote]the old necks love it. [/quote] It's the frat retards from the 2000's who want to bring this shite back. Older fans hate the stupid shite. Current students have never even heard it played at a game. ...
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re: Back story to the return of Dixieland Delight? - Evolved Simian
[quote]The students don't go to the games anymore, so it doesn't really matter[/quote] Exactly. This is an issue for imbeciles. No current students were even in school the last time DD was played. Bunch of fricking dullards who get some endorphin rush because they all know when to say "frick" ...
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re: Back story to the return of Dixieland Delight? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Maybe I'm making a bigger deal about it than it is,[/quote] You are. People who care this much about a mediocre 40 year old country song are pretty damn stupid. ETA - not saying that OP is stupid, but the people who raised a ruckus over this certainly are. ...
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re: Jameis Winston’s Heisman season - Evolved Simian
[quote]Hood Rat"?? Man, all the racist BS is uncalled for and is what's wrong with this fricked up country since Trump took over. The White House or oval office is at it's lowest than at any time since it has been occupied by a President. He's a moron that brings out morons like you, Jameis Winston m...
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