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re: 2013 Alabama vs. Virginia Tech Highlights - Evolved Simian
[quote]It’s not a guarantee we would have beaten FSU.[/quote] No, it's not, but I still believe we were the better team. ETA - Of course, LSU fans also feel they were better in 2011, but they're unquestionably wrong....
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re: Two shot dead in Treme - Evolved Simian
This guy was bludgeoned to death in the same neighborhood this month. [link=(http://www.nola.com/crime/index.ssf/2018/02/russell_teal_homicide_killed_n.html)]LINK[/link]...
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re: Why do people name their kids weird stuff? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Sampson. [/quote] [quote] biblical names [/quote] There is no Sampson in the Bible....
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re: Why do people name their kids weird stuff? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Saran Stacy[/quote] Siran, not Saran [quote]named after Saran Wrap[/quote] Wut?...
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re: There’s only one SEC school under a 5 hour drive of St. Louis - Evolved Simian
[quote]NOLA, Nashville, and Atlanta are the only 3 that should ever host the tournament[/quote] Take out New Orleans, and you've got a good list....
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re: Is Humanity Ready for the Discovery of Alien Life? - Evolved Simian
[quote]I'm about to lose all my cool points in this thread by admitting I much preferred the Futurama take on that... "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid." [/quote] No, you finally earned some cool points with that....
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re: Class of 2019 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: We Offering Everybody Edition - Evolved Simian
Happy birthday. [quote]Today is my 38th[/quote] We won the NC the year I turned 38. I'm going to wish the same for you. :lol:...
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re: Class of 2019 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: We Offering Everybody Edition - Evolved Simian
[quote]give a scholarship to a walk-on and it not count[/quote] You can't do that either. A walk-on has to be starting his third year or later for a scholarship to not count against the initial 25. Grad transfers only get 1 year so theirs counts. They never make it to that point. The rule is ...
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re: There’s only one SEC school under a 5 hour drive of St. Louis - Evolved Simian
[quote] why in the world is the tournament being held there? [/quote] It's a much bigger and better version of Memphis. With casinos....
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re: Sorry if Germans-Winn Dixie likely to file Chapter 11 - Evolved Simian
[quote]How the heck did Winn Dixie get in financial trouble? [/quote] They have been a wholly owned subsidiary of BI LO for six or seven years. It is BI LO, the parent company, that is filing for bankruptcy. BI LO has always been a shite company, and, through dumb acquisitions has more debt n...
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re: Class of 2019 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: We Offering Everybody Edition - Evolved Simian
Clay Webb won the 285 lb. wrestling state 6A championship today....
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re: Class of 2019 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: We Offering Everybody Edition - Evolved Simian
[quote]JJ27[/quote] FTR, stay in Meridian instead of Columbus. Columbus will add well over an hour to your drive home....
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re: AJ McCarron wins grievance ...will be free agent - Evolved Simian
[quote]hugh Jackson won't stake his coaching future on Aj although there is history between them[/quote] Hue Jackson already agreed to trade a huge chunk of his draft for AJ, but they sent the papers in six minutes late. The only way AJ doesn't end up in Cleveland is if they think there is a ...
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re: Laura Ingraham vs. LeBron and Durant "feud" is still going.... - Evolved Simian
[quote] there are a lot of people with little more than a high school education calling Laura Ingraham racist for calling him out.[/quote] FIFY...
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re: Some people just shouldn't be parents - Evolved Simian
[quote]This kid is autistic. You idiots have no idea what y’all are talking about.[/quote] Shut the frick up. You have no way of diagnosing what is wrong with him based on that video, and pretending you do makes you an ass....
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re: Xanax and alcohol - Edited OP - Evolved Simian
[quote]Smoking a little pot at your house before you go to sleep? Go to jail,[/quote] I'm calling bull shite on that. No cop is going to come to your goddamn house because you smoked a little before you went to bed....
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re: Will the NCAA ever allow a football investigation the magnitude of this basketball scandal - Evolved Simian
[quote]We all know football is probably as dirty. [/quote] That's a dumb statement. Football is dirty, but basketball has crossed the line into something resembling human trafficking. Why the hell do you think the FBI is involved?...
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re: AJ McCarron wins grievance ...will be free agent - Evolved Simian
[quote]Jags? Jets? Denver? Browns? [/quote] He is going to Cleveland, where he will become the 27th different starting qb in 15 seasons. It will end his career. I hate to see any decent player go to Cleveland. Also, I hate the Browns....
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re: Manhunt underway for LaTech student wanted in N.O. murder - Evolved Simian
[quote]Ethnic people can't fly?[/quote] Of course they can. But dudes with pierced noses don't....
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re: Barstool Sports co-host Patrick Connor fired after calling Olympian a 'hot piece' - Evolved Simian
[quote]1. She's underage.[/quote] Not in most of the US. [quote]Dude is a perv. [/quote] Yes, he is. [quote]2. She's not cute at all.[/quote] She's not even remotely attractive. Maybe some people are just attracted to ugly girls who are waaay too young for them....
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