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Evolved Simian
| Favorite team: | Alabama |
| Location: | Bushwood Country Club |
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| Number of Posts: | 23260 |
| Registered on: | 9/9/2010 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: SC advances redistricting map out of committee. Indiana message received.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/12/26 at 6:16 pm to scrooster
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Shane Massey, the leader of our Senate,
I hope you've never let this douchebag into your Cockaboose.
re: Retired folks - Making the adjustment to freedom
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/9/26 at 1:07 pm to TigerBR1111
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No wife or kids at home so it’s all my time.
Then get in your car and go.
If I were ever in your position I'd pick a direction and head off to see things I've never seen before. Or get on a plane if you're so inclined. Just go.
re: US Intelligence says Iran can withstand a US Blockade for many months
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/8/26 at 7:39 am to No Colors
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Don't start bringing objective analysis, data, experts, facts, and assessments of recent events into the Iran war discussion
You mean the assessment that says the regime's going to collapse in 90 days if we leave our boats there?
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Don't remember that we didn't accomplish anything. Just remember how it's supposed to make us feel.
You people are truly fricking stupid.
re: $2 trillion has escaped blue states and moved to red states.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/7/26 at 9:41 pm to scrooster
WTF Louisiana? Where are all the earners going?
re: Memphis lawmaker calls for Memphis to secede from TN
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/7/26 at 7:42 pm to bbvdd
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majority-Blac
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economic engine
Two things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other in this situation.
On an unrelated note, AOC will soon let us know that black people created FedEx out of literally nothing.
re: The controversy over the gerrymandered states to eliminate oppositional seats
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/7/26 at 6:43 pm to i am dan
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Should they stop saying the "Democratic primaries" because that's all anyone ever says?
They should absolutely stop saying it. They rigged their 2016 and 2020 primaries to change the outcome, and then bypass a 2024 primary entirely.
It is quite literally the opposite of democratic.
re: How will "No Voice - No Play" affect the upcoming College Football Season?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/7/26 at 6:22 pm to Delupe
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Quote: "Can the players find some other way to make money?"
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Yes...go to another school with NIL funding....the portal makes it easy.
The portal makes it easy for about 50% who go looking for more money.
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are Alabama boosters like yourself & others ok having a mediocre program should this issue become a sticking point with future elite minority players?
I am more than fine with that, if that's what it comes to.
But Alabama players will still get to vote in black gerrymandered District 7. The state is only undoing one of the gerrymandered districts, but not the one that includes Tuscaloosa.
So, that would just mean even more cognitive dissonance from Democrats.
re: How will "No Voice - No Play" affect the upcoming College Football Season?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/7/26 at 6:07 pm to Delupe
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gerrymandering occuring in several Southern & Midwestern states
So, you don't know what the frick the word "gerrymander" means?
If you, and black football players, are too stupid to even understand what the actual issue is, I honestly don't give a damn what any of you do this summer.
The future of the country is more important than football, and it's well past time we stopped giving in to the demands of people who lack the intellect or desire to even acquire a rudimentary understanding of civics.
There are enough low IQ voters on my own side of the aisle that I need to worry about. I am beyond caring what low IQ people on the other side do.
re: Trump set to lift US sanctions on Iran, free billions and unlock uranium enrichment
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/6/26 at 11:20 am to Powerman
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This doesn't sound nearly as terrible as the thread title suggests
It also doesn't allow enrichment Beyond 3% , it takes away all of their previously enriched weapons capable uranium.
re: New Spencer Pratt video is blowing up the internet.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/5/26 at 9:23 pm to loogaroo
I'll be damned, Jeb Bush retweeted that video. :rotflmao:
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Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/5/26 at 9:13 pm to loogaroo
Good lord, I hope that guy wins. And gets his house back.
re: Funny thing I saw on Fox News this morning with TPUSA clip
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/3/26 at 7:40 am to Squirrelmeister
Pastors aren't required to take their Earthly marching orders from a communist in a funny hat.
re: I bet y'all enjoy video commentary, making fun of DEI hires
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/2/26 at 10:57 pm to OWLFAN86
I honestly wish I could have seen the comedic shitshow on that bridge irl.
re: A woman who harassed a man wearing a MAGA hat gets FIRED.
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/2/26 at 10:27 pm to L.A.
Calling an observant Jew a Nazi is an interesting choice.
re: Vivek: Jesus is A son of god but not THE son of god. A way to heaven but not THE way
Posted by Evolved Simian on 5/1/26 at 8:27 am to GreatLakesTiger24
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re: Trump IRA
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/30/26 at 9:24 pm to TerryDawg03
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Might be okay with it if it didn’t have the $1,000 match.
If Biden did this, the Republicans would call it socialism. Which it is.
Sure, but I can actually get behind this one. Giving poor people an incentive to save and an appropriate tax-advantaged plan for those savings is SO much more beneficial in the long run than ANY current social benefit program.
re: The cordova/dora tornado of 2011
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/27/26 at 9:48 pm to Scoper
Damn, that thing was huge.
re: No school choice for Louisiana
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/27/26 at 9:16 pm to stout
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pay three times
I know we elect some legitimate retards in Alabama, but y'all really do take the cake. :lol:
re: Ian Carroll, Nick Fuentes and Candice Owens... Anyone heard from them lately?
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/26/26 at 6:34 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
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rich people go out of the country sometimes
The world would be a better place if that inbred had passed away peacefully in his sleep in whatever Nazi/Islamist talking point camp he was visiting.
re: Shooter identified: Cole Allen of Torrance, CA
Posted by Evolved Simian on 4/25/26 at 9:48 pm to Rekrul
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Another MAGA gun psycho trying to kill Trump
Yep. Just like Tyler Robinson.
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