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re: Letter to UCF knights from Birmingham - Evolved Simian
[quote]That's how you know it was one of them. [/quote] Maybe, but I doubt it. Sure, we were happy to see the imposters lose, but there's not a single Bama fan who would remember the gloating UCF player and all of Burrow's stats afterwards. It was definitely one of you smart coonasses who mo...
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re: Hawaii swimmers stealing dead whale's teeth, hungry sharks swarm - Evolved Simian
[quote]I’m not saying you’re wrong, but this kind of draconian law for sperm whales and bald eagles is retarded. [/quote] Whale teeth are ivory. People poach animals for ivory. People also fricking lie and say the animals were already dead....
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re: How many of you are really Native American? - Evolved Simian
[quote] 12% African. Like sub Saharan dark as midnight African. No idea where it came from [/quote] That would be your great grandmother....
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re: And the award for LOUDEST venue in college football GOES TO..... - Evolved Simian
I went to my first game in Fayetteville this year. Not sure how you can get to 117db these days with only 6k in attendance....
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re: Letter to UCF knights from Birmingham - Evolved Simian
Germans....
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re: Do You Consider Patrick Mahomes A "Black Quarterback"? - Evolved Simian
[quote]His mom is GORGEOUS [/quote] No doubt. She's absolutely beautiful. She doesn't look 52, either. [img]https://www.thefamouspeople.com/profiles/images/sonya-curry-1.jpg[/img]...
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re: Do You Consider Patrick Mahomes A "Black Quarterback"? - Evolved Simian
[quote]his mother is African American and Hatian [/quote] Both her parents were Haitian. Most Haitians are black, but many are Mulattoes. Her gray/blue eyes don't come from an black African ancestor. There's a lot of Arab or European in there. Based on the eyes, most likely European. No...
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re: Do You Consider Patrick Mahomes A "Black Quarterback"? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Steph Curry has two black parents. [/quote] You ever seen Sonya Curry? She's as mixed as you can get. [img]https://ans-wer.com/uploads/gallery/topic_1529293323/sonya-curry-is-an-american-school-administrator-and-media-persona.jpg[/img]...
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re: Official Coaching Search Thread: Getting the Band Back Together (Maybe) Edition - Evolved Simian
[quote]I am pretty sure its a Jackson Five joke. [/quote] The brother's name is Tino, not Tito. And he's a QC assistant for Pruitt at Tennessee....
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re: Official Coaching Search Thread: Getting the Band Back Together (Maybe) Edition - Evolved Simian
Suttles said on JOX that the new OL coach will likely be announced while they are on the air. Said there's the possibility of a second one before 2 as well. ...
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re: #10yearchallenge Ole Miss version - Evolved Simian
:casty:...
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re: LSU ready to dominate big 3 sports again.. - Evolved Simian
Jesus Christ, people, this entire board exists because weak minded LSU fans are incompatible with the rest of the world and can't deal with normals posting on their board. Stick to your own fricking Tiger Rant....
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re: Has anyone else noticed - Evolved Simian
LSU melt. Day 11. ...
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re: why does a fifth grade gump walk to schoolwith his daddy? - Evolved Simian
[quote]This place is a goddamned gathering place for grown fricking idiots. It used to be the best sports board on the internet.[/quote] This is what happens when you allow Louisianans in. Build the goddamn wall. ...
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re: What is it like to be a Bama recruit that just signed in December? - Evolved Simian
They wake up every morning and thank god they don't have to go live among the inbreds in Baton Rouge. Just as they will every day for the rest of their lives. ...
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re: Gump cruise. I bet that will be a blast. Whose going? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Do brothers and sisters get a discount? [/quote] This ain't Louisiana, baw....
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re: Dan Enos ghosted Saban - Evolved Simian
[quote]So bruce is a liar liar pants on fire. Hmmph[/quote] No one should be surprised by this....
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re: Dan Enos ghosted Saban - Evolved Simian
This sounds like something a pussy LSU fan would say. Run away and hide. [quote] It was noted at the time it was because of Saban’s demanding nature. [/quote] Well that part is an absolute lie. Bobby Williams was given the HC job and every single one of them got to keep their jobs or get...
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re: These are Dark Times - Evolved Simian
And the LSU melt continues. ...
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re: Does Anyone Get A Little Mad When Wendys Tellers Ask What Flavor Frosty? - Evolved Simian
[quote]Yes, vanilla is the one I get [/quote] That abomination is NOT a Frosty....
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