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re: Corporate Baws: Lets talk about conference calls.

Posted on 7/27/18 at 11:37 am to
Posted by DemonKA3268
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2015
21240 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 11:37 am to
quote:

Dogs barking in the background or people who won’t mute their phones in general.
Every damn time. I had a partner who didn't mute his and went to the bathroom. Pretty damn hilarious
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41660 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 11:41 am to
Once a guy was apparently taking the call on his cell phone and nature called, forgot to hit mute, started hearing grunting and stuff.
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83165 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 11:45 am to
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The worst part about conference calls is people trying to talk over each other. Or when 3 people try to start talking at once.. then pause and wait for someone else to start.. but no one starts.. cringeworthy


Nobody understands how speakerphone functions. Most speaker phones are half-duplex, which means they are designed in a way that if someone else is talking, you can’t talk over them.

My old boss could never understand this and he thought people were being rude by not letting him interrupt.

I don’t understand how you can use speakerphone every day and not eventually realize this functionality.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 11:53 am to
Please forward me your TPS reports by noon.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 12:04 pm to
i had to ask a question and speak briefly on a national call yesterday and it made me nervous as hell
Posted by Cotten
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2018
1877 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

WebEx

Only one I have is a guy who obviously thought he was on mute told someone in the background what we were all thinking, “this is such a fricking waste of time”
Posted by Marlbud
Member since Jun 2017
964 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 12:25 pm to
One time I thought I was on mute and said, "These guys are fricking idiots." I wasn't on mute.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43534 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 12:36 pm to
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OP, just get the fricking TPS reports and stop bitching.



Whats a TPS report?
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
30072 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 12:51 pm to
Sell them a server and a ISP
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20396 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

email in real life?


The Nigerian.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

email in real life?


The Nigerian


Best part

I sent that around my office and was worried someone would be offended.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 1:32 pm to
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Of course since I'm in tech most of these lower tier guys are from overseas and while trying to understand half the shite they are saying, literally, their entire issue can be fixed with an RDP connection and firewall setup.


Oh no, motherfricker, they're not going to let you get video of them rubbing one out so you can just blackmail them for 0.15 bitcoin.
Posted by LSUGRAD2008
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2018
490 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

You know IT stands for Information Technology right?


Yes and how does that still resolve as Tech in your brain?

Tech can be Power Systems, Telecom, Semi-Conductor, AI, etc.



I thought the same thing and i'm in the IT field

why are you being a dick about it
Posted by GeauxPack81
Member since Dec 2009
10579 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 2:36 pm to
Disapointed there wasn't that guy that puts every email as high importance or puts read receipts on every email
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27247 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 2:43 pm to
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Dogs barking in the background or people who won’t mute their phones in general.


Without fail, there's always that one a-hole who doesn't mute his phone, and you can hear him talking to others in his office
"Yeah, I know. What? Ok. Sure. Tell him I said its ok. Yeah, its ok. No, tell him I said its ok. Alright. What. No. Sure. Yeah, that'll work."

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76152 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

it was a few years ago, but i remember getting on a webex with 3 others and some guy who was sharing his screen accidentally shared the wrong screen, which was him shopping for lingerie.

Owlie's Inadvertent Screen:

Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
6033 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 2:49 pm to
I hate when we have a call and the host provides a deck through email and then reads it word for word. Complete waste of time
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60131 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

Corporate Baws

You spelled betas wrong


Y’all don’t even work outside
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88339 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 3:03 pm to
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/27/18 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Disapointed there wasn't that guy that puts every email as high importance or puts read receipts on every email


Read receipt people can eat my dick.
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