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Bike Recommendations - Cotten
I figured this would likely be the best board to post this question....It’s sadly been awhile since I’ve owned a bike, however from the time I could ride until 15ish I lived on my Trek 820. Wife and I have been living mostly full time on the road in our Class C the past 2 years and recently fini...
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re: Asking people what they paid for their vehicle - tacky or acceptable? - Cotten
No matter what it is, my MIL will ask us how much we paid. I’ve never met someone as obsessed with the cost of goods as her; it’s the strangest trait and the only negative one my in-laws have. They’re otherwise both fantastic. Doesn’t matter if it’s a carton of eggs or a new vehicle, she’ll pest...
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re: Life on a Sub...Smarter Every Day - Cotten
[quote]Think about that[/quote] I mean, I’m not exactly mad about not disclosing certain aspects of life on one of our military forces most dangerous weapons on a public entertainment video site. But that’s just me. ...
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re: Have you ever bribed a teacher for a better grade? - Cotten
I banged my professor hoping to get my C raised to an A; I guess my performance was poor because she instead dropped my grade to a D. ...
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re: Bill Gates used to take weekend getaways with his ex-gf while married to Melinda - Cotten
You’d think with as much money as Billy Boy has he could at least afford some higher quality tail. ...But then again, I guess when money is no object you look for something that can foster an intelligent conversation. ...
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re: It is often said that half of all marriages end in divorce.That may not be accurate at all - Cotten
[quote]If so, shame on so many media sources running with this.[/quote] Of all the things the media lies about on a daily basis, this is definitely the least of my concerns. ...
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re: Anyone ever caught a burglar breaking into your home? - Cotten
Not a burglar per-se; but we stayed our first night in our current home the day we closed. Slept on a mattress on the floor downstairs. Wife and I went out with a friend who was in town that evening for some drinks, we left before our friends and got home around 11. Well come about 1 AM were sle...
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re: Cheap Online Auto Parts - Cotten
Do you know what you’re doing? If so, go ahead and take a chance on the Chinese parts. Project car? Go for it. Daily driver? Sometimes it pays to go OEM, depending on the part. Sensors are a good example. Occasionally and based on my experience, the cheap parts are milled off or made so shit...
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re: Have you ever been hungover at work? - Cotten
[quote]Have you ever been hungover at work?[/quote] Who hasn’t? The day after LSU won the National Championship I threw up in the parking lot of our corporate office, headed inside and presented in a board meeting for close to 3 hours, went to my truck and slept for an hour during lunch, wrapped...
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re: How long have you been married? - Cotten
We’re coming up on 5 years; been together 6. Worked and lived together almost that entire time so we’re together 24/7. It’s all about finding the right woman. Mine is my best friend and I have zero clue what I’d do without her. ...
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re: What is your favorite thing to do in life? - Cotten
[quote]Putting a dip in after taking some adderall.[/quote] This may be the correct answer. Close runner up would be when you’re outside or building a project, it’s a hot day, you’ve downed a couple ice cold beers and you’re just drunk enough to enjoy what you’re doing but not drunk enough that...
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re: What’s the worst whipping you ever received as a kid and what did you do? - Cotten
Dad was our main discipliner: He was in the Navy my entire childhood, retired with 27 years. As a kid, we would NEVER get to skip school even if we were sick, except when dads ship came back home. I always HATED those days because whatever bad shite I did over the past 6 months I got whippings for al...
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re: Narcan - Cotten
[quote]just let them die when they OD. Why should I care?[/quote] My dad was an addict for years, pretty much anything he could get his hands on he’d take. He’s been clean 7 years and we’ve rebuilt our relationship stronger than ever; By your logic, does he still not deserve to live? Should I hav...
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re: Meanwhile in France, a Muslim who murdered his Jewish neighbor gets let off for being high - Cotten
Anyone who’s ever smoked weed knows this is total bull shite. When I smoke, I barely want to get off the couch to go put a Hot Pocket in the microwave; let alone want to exert the energy to murder my neighbor. ...
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re: Former “Bachelor” Star Colton Underwood comes out as gay - Cotten
My wife watches The Bachelor and Bachelorette religiously. From what I can overhear while she’s watching, those woman psychopaths have the power to turn any man gay. There are some truly psychotic women on those shows. ...
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re: Spinoff Thread: What's the saddest movie ending you've ever seen? - Cotten
The Art of Racing in the Rain breaks me up every time I watch it. ...
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re: Lifting all 4 wheels? - Cotten
[quote]they lifted my truck completely using 2 floor jacks in the back and 2 in the front. Then they proceeded to remove all 4 wheels.[/quote] Some of y’all have never been broke as shite and had to buy used tires from a sketchy Mexican tire shop and it shows. Sometimes you gotta do what you got...
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re: Getting a little old and a little Jaded - Cotten
For every woman out there, there’s a man somewhere who’s sick of her shite. Other than that, life’s too short to live in a constant pessimistic state. ...
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re: What income does it take to live comfortable in Baton Rouge? - Cotten
With those requirements, I’d choose to not live in Baton Rouge. [quote]Kids involved in competitive dance/ baseball. [/quote]Typical. [quote]Membership to golf course. [/quote]BREC is public baw. [quote]Own 2 cars with at least one being a luxury car. [/quote]Your wife’s $80k base model Taho...
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re: Do you slash your sevens when writing? - Cotten
7’s: No Z’s: Yes ...
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