el Gaucho

Yeah. His name is jaxon. His birth killed my youth ...

Don’t get a home gym. It ends up being a big waste of space I ended up joining a gym close to my house and I’m very happy with it. I can’t get swole without honeys to eyeball ...

If I had a church I would set up a separate Spanish service and get it full Then I’d call ice and block the exits...

I’m sure manufacturers of toilet paper and soap won’t even notice this ...

[quote]morbidly obese[/quote] [quote]lesbian[/quote] Redundant ...

Do you know who the father is?...

Get your husband to install it. It's not very hard to do...

Don't forget the Fedex driver of the OT that is secretly our real dad, Owlvis :bow:...

[quote]Congratulations to the parents who drag their kids to all of these meaningless tournaments so they have something to post about on FB and use dumb hashtags like #TourneyLife or #GetWorkDone. Dont forget to use the window chalk to let people who couldn't possibly give less of a shite know about...

my friend is a pediatrician and he says developmental delays are caused by ipads. He sees the moms drag in these pigeon toed kids and they cant hardly look away from their ipad to get fixed by the doctor...

all these kids today with their iphone x's. They don't know our struggle, when I was growing up all we had was iphone 1's! ...

When I was over there we got pinned down by heavy fire one day and my best friend got hit so I dragged him back towards the chopper then I ran back and my lieutenant had gotten hit too so I carried him back and in the meantime something reached up and bit me in the buttocks ...

aint got no gas in it [img]https://i.imgflip.com/19ycdj.jpg[/img]...

I like costco's meat. It's pretty good. Costco is a good store but it always seems like there's several muslims there...

[quote]How is this any different from someone breaking into your house and destroying or stealing your stuff? [/quote] Because I have a house because I work ...

Homeless people are so scary why can't they just get a job...

No. We put the children of criminals in public schools where they cause a ruckus and keep the few kids worth a damn in public schools from learning. Send them to angola to live with their dads...

trump is literally killing millenials. How will they get their avocado toast...

I’ll take bro country over 00’s bull shite sing about your kids music Also pcl sucks lol...

[quote]I would think that you’d be happy that Lowe’s is trying to prevent these stolen valor jackasses from getting the same benefits that are available to you.[/quote] I didn’t rise to the rank of sniper on seal team 6 so someone could steal my Lowe’s discount!...