TigerstuckinMS

[quote]There are going to be soooooo many residents around there pissed off at the double sonic boom as the boosters come back down at 2:40 am[/quote] If only there was some way to know that loud rocket launches have happened there since the fifties before they bought those houses. ...

[quote]I’m actually a really nice person IRL[/quote] That's what most of us say. Then we come here and are just terrible people. But, do we play a character here or IRL?...

Naw. My extra leg needs all the room it can get....

[quote]For all that can be said about you on here, you don’t hardleg at all[/quote] [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/10851e8d446246982ec9260a83d32ee9/tenor.gif?itemid=3835299[/img]...

[quote]i was making a face in that pic Fred took it [/quote] Fred took your face?...

[quote]I'll bet you're the type of motherfricker that'll belly up right next to a dude in a restroom full of empty urinals. [/quote] Those motherfrickers need to be shot....

[quote]Dude I’m sorry I didn’t want you after we had sex [/quote] GODDAMMIT! I always show up to the fun threads way too late. At least I got to this one before it got whacked....

[quote]He should mention it to his wife and ask her if she thought it was cool that he nailed a meth head, but came home so the wife could finish it up.[/quote] He never said he didn't blow a load ON her. He just didn't blow one IN her....

[quote]It's like her face is too small for her body or something. [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/aLwsQmu.jpg[/img] I'm with you. She's very meh, even before meth. I mean, I'd still let her hold it. Let's not pretend I wouldn't....

I'd let you call me any name you want as long as I'm fricking Kate Beckinsale. ETA: Peak Kate. [img]https://media.giphy.com/media/9zg6TuOUQ2UPm/giphy.gif width=500[/img] Also, let's applaud the yeoman's work this bra is doing. [img]https://i.imgur.com/MjqKXLL.jpg width=500[/img]...

[quote]Bread. Without it our entire society collapses[/quote] Beer. Without it, society isn't worth enduring....

[img]https://i.imgflip.com/344yuc.jpg[/img]...

Why would we want to prove you wrong? I'll concede the point....

[quote][quote]Bedhog[/quote] Ironically, that's what that guy is giving your daughter right now. Congrats on the grandkid.[/quote] It's not often that the thread is won on the 25th page....

[quote]If this is true (and I believe it), anyone downvoting this a piece of shite. [/quote] [link=(https://katc.com/news/around-acadiana/lafayette-parish/2019/06/22/deputies-responding-to-shooting-in-lafayette/)]I'm pretty sure this is it and it's true.[/link]...

[quote]I know its the OT and all, but some some type of respect. [/quote] Especially self-respect. You know, like keeping one's word when one makes a bet....

[quote]Is black bad now, I say it all the time, oops?[/quote] Who knows anymore? People of color : Good Colored people : Bad...

[quote]Didn't Steve Harvey say something that really pissed off a bunch of people a couple of years ago? [/quote] Yeah, he announced the wrong Miss Universe....

What the frick is going on in here? I left an hour ago and now there's like 10 more pages....

[quote]Why is that? You are in your house. He’s an adult.[/quote] Well, possibly because you're standing in your front doorway with it open so everyone can see. Also, you're naked....