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re: Anyone ever "aced" the house to show your wife who is boss?

Posted on 6/13/17 at 4:53 pm to
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

Wouldn't you want to do the opposite and trash it?


Turn the underwear pink and you'll member get asked to do it again
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102359 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 4:54 pm to
frick no lol
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41888 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 4:56 pm to
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Anyone ever "aced" the house to show your wife who is boss?


how do people voluntarily sign up for this life?

Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

You turn the tables by Acing that mother so clean she literally can't speak when she returns.


Aw, what a sweet gesture. May the upvote caress your brain like her palm when she pats you on the head.
Posted by ssgrice
Arizona
Member since Nov 2008
3205 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 5:48 pm to
quote:

beta

Is it cool to use that word again? because that is the first thing that popped into my head.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50941 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 5:49 pm to
quote:

Hypothetically she's been on your arse with the complaining and nagging and she goes shopping and comes home expecting to jump your arse because she knows the house will be messy...but! You turn the tables by Acing that mother so clean she literally can't speak when she returns.


Nah, if she's nagging me and then goes shopping, I'll usually jerk off on her side of the bed and just leave it.
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21952 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 5:52 pm to
Honestly I do as little as possible in the house because I do the outside work, despite the complaining. I'm definitely not going to "show her" by doing more. If anything I'd cut back on the one thing I do in the house which is washing clothes.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103868 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 6:08 pm to
No. I softly but firmly slap her on the face and tell her she doesn't open her damn mouth unless it's to put my dick in it. Then order her to make me a sammich
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20260 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 6:13 pm to
quote:

My wife is an OCD germophobe and doesn't believe that I know how to fold clothes, vaccuum or load a dishwasher


mine believes i don't know how to clean properly, and i don't mind her continuing to think that forever.

Posted by chinese58
NELA. after 30 years in Dallas.
Member since Jun 2004
33958 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 6:24 pm to
Seems like hiring one of those topless cleaning services would really get her goat.
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29700 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 6:33 pm to
Your asking me if I'm a beta bitch? No, I'm not.
Posted by Triggerr
Member since Jul 2013
2028 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 7:36 pm to
You pussy, tell her where to stick it
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66996 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 7:55 pm to
For anyone who does what the OP suggests, you will earn zero points in the long run.
Much like mowing and maintaining your lawn, most unseen labor counts for zilch.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 8:11 pm to
The frick is wrong with you
Posted by LSUaFOOL
Jackson, La
Member since Jan 2008
1864 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 8:14 pm to
Sounds like she won dick!

Posted by Dave lsu 89
B.R,/ Houston
Member since Jun 2016
3879 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 8:16 pm to
the more she spends the more she should have to do either in the room or other rooms!
Posted by DerkaDerka
Member since Jul 2016
1317 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 9:12 pm to
How long did the good deed remain in her memory? Honest question.
Posted by Roaad
White Privilege Broker
Member since Aug 2006
85379 posts
Posted on 6/13/17 at 10:21 pm to
quote:

Sounds like she has you trained perfectly.
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
108734 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 12:07 am to
Ask Peej. He is the one who aced the house.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25240 posts
Posted on 6/14/17 at 2:45 am to
quote:

Hypothetically she's been on your arse with the complaining and nagging and she goes shopping and comes home expecting to jump your arse because she knows the house will be messy...but! You turn the tables by Acing that mother so clean she literally can't speak when she returns.



I think I can translate this one.

"Did anyone else marry a bitch?"

If this is actually true, y'all probably need marriage counseling.
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